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Top Five Non-Thor Mjolnir Wielders
This week’s top five consists of the top five coolest examples of someone else other than Thor wielding Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir, which, as we all know, “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of… Thor.” So, let us see who out there is “worthy”….
Enjoy!
5. Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman wielding Thor’s hammer SHOULD have been a really cool moment. Sadly, though, in the midst of Marvel vs. D.C., it just seems sorta blah. Especially with the art!
Luckily, though, it was still a lot cooler than most OTHER people who could wield Thor’s hammer (like Dargo Ktor – the future Thor).
4. Superman

Now SUPERMAN using Thor’s hammer was a lot cooler because, while he only wielded it for a short time, George Perez was drawing it, and Kurt Busiek wrote a really cool scene for it (Thor’s hammer AND Cap’s shield?!? Oh baby!).
Still, since he only wielded it for, like, a minute, it didn’t count as much as the other folks ahead.
3. Eric Masterson

I like the CONCEPT of Eric Masterson very much. Just a normal enough guy, but also having the heart of a hero. An “everyman” who could walk with gods. It’s a neat concept.
I don’t know how well it was executed, though.
Especially, when, after filling in for Thor for awhile was given his own Mjolnir knock-off (a mace instead of a hammer) and went into the world as Thunderstrike.

As soon as he became Thunderstrike, it seemed like other writers didn’t know what to do with him. He was just a normal, good guy. There was no “angle.” So, even though he was TECHNICALLY in the Avengers for, like, a year and a half, we maybe saw him for a total of ten panels. Usually showing up at the end of a fight for cleanup duty.
It all led to where DeFalco claimed he always had planned – Masterson’s death in Thunderstrike’s last issue.

A waste of a good character.
2. Captain America

I mentioned this issue in my Civil War #3 review, and I still think this issue stands out as a real fun read.
Captain America is visiting the Avengers headquarters when the place is attacked by followers of Seth. He and Thor are at unease with each other because Thor knows that his two best superhero pals, Cap and Iron Man, are having a big falling out, and Thor is in the awkward spot of “Do I hang out with Cap? Would that piss Tony off?” After all, Cap wasn’t even going by Captain America at the time – maybe there was a good reason he wasn’t being Captain America any more – maybe something’s wrong with him. It’s like an episode of the OC.
However, at one point, when Cap is beset by a pile of bad guys (Thor is out of commission for some reason – I forget why – a cool point to the first person who can remind me why), in a cool Ron Frenz panel, suddenly they all go flying – because Cap has Thor’s hammer, baby!
This eases Thor’s nerves – after all, if Cap can lift his hammer, he must be all right.
And I love the idea of giving Cap his props.
Cool issue.
1. Beta Ray Bill

This was the big one.
This is the one where other writers were all, “DUH! Why didn’t I think of that?!”
In Thor #337, an alien manages to lift Thor’s hammer!
What a stunning idea at the time!
And WHAT A COVER!!
Since then, Odin gave Beta Ray Bill a knock-off of Mjolnir, too (Stormbringer) and all was right with the world, because Beta Ray Bill was way too cool of a character to not see again!
Well, those are my picks! Agree? Disagree? Let me know!






38 Comments
Scott King
August 15, 2006 at 5:37 am
What about the 5 worse to hold the hammer?
James
August 15, 2006 at 5:58 am
You missed Storm!
T.
August 15, 2006 at 6:20 am
In concept Superman would be a good pick, but that AWFUL Busiek dialogue really kills it for me. I really can’t be the only one that thinks the dialogue in that panel is just godawful, can I? Totally reminded me why I could never get into his Avengers.
Mike
August 15, 2006 at 7:01 am
I dunno — I will confess I am reading it out of context, only just recently having come to comics, but I find the Wonder Woman panel more compelling than the Superman one. True, the Wonder Woman panel has a bit much “exposition disguised as dialogue” (this seems to be a common flaw in comics, let alone other narrative fiction), but the Superman panel has a bit too much of “Harry-Met-Sallyesque” orgasmic subtext to it for my liking…
Just my opinion.
Jer
August 15, 2006 at 7:29 am
I enjoyed Defalco’s run on Thor with Eric Masterson as “Thor’s Buddy” and later, as “Thor’s substitute”. It was pretty clear that Defalco was trying to get Thor back to the Kirby version without just retconning away all of the stuff that had happened in the interim. I usually hate that kind of “back-to-the-past” revisions on a character, but the Thor stuff was different enough that it worked okay (not great, admittedly, but Defalco was not the worst person to ever write Thor).
It worked much better than his utterly terrible run on Fantastic Four – where he seemed to be trying to redo all of John Byrne’s plots, only different! Of course, he wasn’t the worst person to ever write Fantastic Four either, but he comes a lot closer than his Thor run did.
Bully
August 15, 2006 at 7:33 am
I rather self-servedly suggest it’s really, really cool when robots pick up Thor’s hammer.
James
August 15, 2006 at 7:37 am
DeFalco was resonsible for Alicia Masters turning out to be a Skrull since Secret Wars, yes? I really disliked that plot twist, enough that I stopped reading the book. Walt Simonson’s run on the book, right before his, was genius, though, especially the Reed-vs-Doom-through-the-Time-Travel-Agency story from #350 through #354.
Wait, this was a Thor entry… sorry!
(I was just kidding about Storm, by the way. If I remember correctly, Loki gives her a fake Mjolnir, or something like that. This was in the Asgardian Wars storyline, with a cool homage to Thor’s first cover -Storm in his place – for the cover of Uncanny X-Men Annual #9).
Ben
August 15, 2006 at 9:09 am
Christopher Priest got it into Deadpool’s hands during his run. I think he had a winged helmet, too. Absolutely the weirdest, coolest thing I’ve seen.
Michael
August 15, 2006 at 9:23 am
I believe that was a fake Mjolnir, though.
Jeff R.
August 15, 2006 at 9:51 am
Aw, and I was hoping for Old Rick Jones from Captain Marvel #27-30….
Bill Reed
August 15, 2006 at 9:59 am
See, it’s killing me, because I don’t know if Eric Masterson or Beta Ray Bill should be #1. I’m surely the biggest Thorophile here, and Eric’s one of my favorite Marvel characters ever, but hey, Bill has a horse’s skull for a face!!!
But yeah, DeFalco and Frenz’s Thor run does not get the amount of respect it should. Yes, they were following Simonson, but they did a damn good job and evoked a modern Lee/Kirby feel… sure, some of the dialogue is just terrible, but that’s okay. They’re fun comics.
And Dargo Ktor *is* cool, darn it.
CalvinPitt
August 15, 2006 at 10:19 am
When Captain America grabbed the hammer, Thor was being held by a bunch of lackeys of Seth, The Serpent God of Death, and being blasted with some really powerful ray buy Grog, the God Crusher. So Cap figured he’d better get Thor his damn hammer.
kelvingreen
August 15, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I’d go for Bill for #1, but only because Thor-Frog was actually Thor and not a different character.
And yeah, much as I liked JLA/Avengers, that dialogue up there is awful. We do get a great bit later as thickie Superman tries to pick the hammer up again but can’t, and Thor explains that it was just a “loan”.
James K
August 15, 2006 at 4:15 pm
What? No Deadpool? Shame on you.
Brian Cronin
August 15, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Deadpool never had Mjolnir!
He only had a fake.
yo
August 15, 2006 at 4:42 pm
He at least deserves an honorable mention, though. And a picture.
How about Top 5 People to *fail* to lift the hammer? Someone who tried but couldn’t budge it.
Steven
August 15, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Can’t disagree with the order, though a cool moment with Wonder Woman and Mjolnir DID occur in issue #4 of Marvel/DC, when Diana casually tosses the hammer to Thor.
The look on Thor’s face, a stunned silence that expresses the thought, “that REALLY shouldn’t have happened,” is priceless.
Is Wonder Woman the only woman to lift Mjolnir?
The Mutt
August 15, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Oh, I wish I were a Non-Thor Mjolnir Wielder
That is what I’d truly like to be
Cause if I were a Non-Thor Mjolnir Wielder
Stunning Sif would be in love with me.
.
stephen cade
August 15, 2006 at 10:56 pm
I’d forgotten all about Beta Ray Bill. Yeah he desreves 1st–I originally was going with Cap– i remember that issue with Thor when he was “The Captain”
But Beta Ray Bill was better–and with very cool art by Walt Simonson.
Brian Cronin
August 15, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Well done!!
FunkyGreenJerusalem
August 21, 2006 at 1:21 am
Thunder Strike ruled!
Single Dad as superhero – that’s a great concept.
Joe
December 14, 2006 at 3:27 pm
The proper name for Bill’s hammer is STORMBREAKER. A minor error, most likely a typo on your part.
Thenodrin
August 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I actually earned a NO-PRIZE in Thor 408 for trivia concerning who had and hadn’t lifted Thor’s hammer.
In Thor 400, there was a full page spread showing everyone who had lifted Mjolnir. In the 404 letters page some readers took the editors to task for forgetting certain people. In 408, my letter was printed explaining why the other people didn’t warrent mention.
I can’t remember the details now, but it was certainly a cool moment for me as a child. I think it was my only printed letter in any comic book.
Theno
lily
August 18, 2007 at 2:33 am
omg im like orgasming at thir hes hotttttttt
steve brown
August 18, 2007 at 2:34 am
yeah lily..
i wanna fuck wonderwoan in that pic of her
sexy muchhh?
*~KiKii~*
August 18, 2007 at 2:36 am
Oh, I wish I were a Non-Thor Mjolnir Wielder
That is what I’d truly like to be
Cause if I were a Non-Thor Mjolnir Wielder
Stunning Sif would be in love with me and we couls have sex
Anonymous
December 3, 2007 at 1:21 am
Has stormed ever held Thor’s hammer?
Brian Cronin
December 3, 2007 at 1:29 am
I believe it was a replica, not the actual hammer.
DudeMan
March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Superman should be number 1.
But eric masterson numer 3??? LOL
ParanoidObsessive
April 1, 2009 at 2:10 am
“I believe it was a replica, not the actual hammer.”
It was – Loki forged it for her himself.
—
“The proper name for Bill’s hammer is STORMBREAKER. A minor error, most likely a typo on your part.”
Indeed. It’s not an uncommon mistake, though, since Stormbringer is the name of Elric of Melniboné, so it probably sounds like a name people know they’ve heard before.
To bring things around full circle, though, the new hammer that Storm wields in the aforementioned X-Men/New Mutants Asgardian storyline was explicitly named Stormbringer in the What If…? issue based on the premise:
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/earthxmenstayedasgard.htm
ParanoidObsessive
April 1, 2009 at 2:11 am
Gah, that should say “Stormbringer is the name of Elric of Melniboné’s sword”. Accursed lack of edit button! ~shakes fist~
zeus
August 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm
hey what about frog thor that one is te coolest
Athena
July 24, 2010 at 3:45 pm
You forgot Rogue from xmen!!!!!!!!!!!!
pbf
July 26, 2010 at 1:54 am
what about when hulk picked it up? does that count?
Brian
October 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I think I am torn between Superman and Captain America being the #1 non-Thor Mjolnir wielder. The image of Superman holding Mjolnir and Cap’s shield on the cover is just amazing and pulse-pounding. On the other hand, I was stoked when The Captain (Captain America) saw Thor being piled upon and overrun and without giving it much thought, grabbed Mjolnir and tossed it to Thor. Thor used it to dispatch the Hyrdra swarm, and then realized later that meant that Cap had hefted Mjolnir. That was a very strong statement about Cap and probably one of my favorite comic book issues.
buttler
October 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm
As silly as the writing in the DC vs. Marvel series was, I did like that Wonder Woman picked up the hammer in the midst of a monologue about what a subjective standard “worthiness” is. I love Diana, but sometimes the ol’ wisdom of Athena runs away with her.
Tank
February 28, 2013 at 2:53 pm
All of them sucked except for beta ray bill. And superman and wonder woman were the suckiest
Tank
February 28, 2013 at 2:54 pm
You suck