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Snark Free Corner for 8/21
Welcome to the latest installment of your breath of snark free air!
Enjoy!
REALLY COOL COMIC MOMENT
As you can see by the cover, the Maximum Carnage storyline had been going on for awhile when this issue occured.

Spider-Man had formed an uneasy alliance with the villain Venom, and the two were fighting Carnage and his crew all over New York, with the help of Firestar and Cloak (who thought Dagger was dead at the time).
Spider-Man was not in good shape at the time this issue came out. He was routinely given reasons to doubt himself, and especially, his morals.
So finally, in this issue, Peter Parker breaks.
After being badly hurt by Carnage, Spider-Man decides that his "no killing" rule is outdated, and he tells Firestar, who looks to Spider-Man for the answers, to use her microwave powers to KILL Carnage.
Venom is loving it, Firestar is hating it, Carnage is not liking it much either.
Firestar pours it on, not feeling good about this at all, when finally, Spider-Man tells her, NO! STOP! THIS IS WRONG! And she does so, but she is spent, so she and Spider-Man are taken out by Carnage easily.
Venom then gets his behind handed to him by Carnage and Shreik, and they take off with Venom, to torture him for kicks.
Not a good time for Spider-Man.
As he slowly awakens from his stupor, with his thoughts racing, "Why can't anything good happen? Why is everything so EVIL?"...he is approached by a figure.
Then, the last page of the story, BIG splash page of Captain America standing above Spider-Man, saying something along the lines of, "Hi, you look like you could use a hand."
And at that point, you know everything is going to be all right.
Super cool scene - well done, JM DeMatteis!
COVER HOMAGE
One cool point to the first person to tell me which cover this Hawk and Dove cover is homaging.

SNARK FREE THEME DAY
Today's theme is "I'm really ____!" "Well, DUH!"
In other words, times when a hero's supporting cast found out his secret identity BEFORE being told...most of the time, this was done retroactively ("I ALWAYS knew it").
1. Iris Allen. On their wedding night, Barry talked in his sleep, and revealed that he was the Flash! So when, a year or so later, he actually came out and admitted it to her, Iris already knew.
2. Mary Jane Watson. In a pretty major retcon, Mary Jane Watson saw Peter Parker (as Spider-Man) change from her window when they were teens. So she knew he was Spider-Man right from the get-go. This does not exactly jibe with her appearances before this was revealed, but it really wasn't SO out of whack.
3. May Parker. When May died in Amazing Spider-Man #400, she revealed that she, too, had known Peter was Spider-Man for quite a long time. This jibed even less so than Mary Jane. However, when Norman Osborn revealed that this Aunt May was an actress paid just to mess with Peter's mind, the original Aunt May came back. She, too, eventually found out that Peter was Spider-Man, but it was news to her.
4. Ben Urich. In a recent Pulse, Ben Urich revealed that he had known Peter was Spider-Man for quite some time. In fact, Ben treated it as almost an insult that Peter would think he WOULDN'T know, as the two had worked side by side as both Ben and Peter and Ben and Spider-Man.
5. Pete Ross. Pete found out about Superboy's identity when they were teens together, however, he did not reveal the truth to Clark. In fact, he also used all his abilities to make sure noone ELSE found out. Later, when they were adults, Clark copped to it, but Pete already knew.
Can anyone think of any other examples?
COOL COMIC THINGS
Does anyone remember when the Dire Wraiths were a big thing in Marvel comics?
I mean, think about this for a moment - a Rom the Space Knight villain was not only appearing in other Marvel titles, but they played IMPORTANT roles in many Marvel titles, including Marvel's most popular title, Uncanny X-Men!
The Dire Wraiths were intergalactic bad guys who could kill people and absorb their appearance.
This ability was a major feature in an X-Men storyline involving Rogue and her split personality of Carol Danvers. Meanwhile, the Wraiths fought the Avengers, they fought the Hulk...they were all over the place!
Can you even imagine, nowadays, like, a character from Narutu or Halo or something like that not only becoming a PART of the Marvel Universe, but being accepted to the point of having storylines in NON Rom titles, playing important parts in those other book's stories?!?!
Comics are really unpredictable.
SNARK FREE CHALLENGE
It took her a long time to come to it, but I think you folks can do better. Come up with a cooler sounding codename for Kitty Pryde than Shadowcat!
Well, that's it for this installment of Snark Free Corner. Hope you had fun!
- Posted on August 21, 2006 @ 03:53 AM






20 Comments
Scott
August 21, 2006 at 7:09 am
That would be a cover homage to The Brave and the Bold #78
Brett
August 21, 2006 at 8:11 am
"As he slowly awakens from his stupor, with his thoughts racing, “Why can’t anything good happen? Why is everything so EVIL?â€â€¦he is approached by a figure.
Then, the last page of the story, BIG splash page of Captain America standing above Spider-Man, saying something along the lines of, “Hi, you look like you could use a hand.â€
That does sound cool. I will have to look that one up. Interesting how iconic Captain America can really be in the right story.
Michael
August 21, 2006 at 8:14 am
I loved that Cap scene.
The idea that Ben knew Peter was Spidey makes sense.
Steven
August 21, 2006 at 8:17 am
It's funny how the early 90s Maximum Carnage cross-over can be read as a rejection dark superheroics that was dominating the market. In the end, the hyper-violent methods of Venom fail and Captain America and a LOVE BOMB are used to save the day.
LOVE BOMB. Craziness.
Stephen
August 21, 2006 at 9:11 am
I LOVED ROM!!
It's great that they completed his quest and gave him a happy ending, but I would still love to see him again.
It's a shame that I only really found out about him after his heyday was over, so I never really got to see the scope of the wraiths in the Marvel Universe.
Hell, I'm still trying to track down a copy of the issue where apparently everyone teams up and finally beats them all down.
T.
August 21, 2006 at 9:25 am
I remember reading that Maximum Carnage issue and just loving that Cap America scene. The problem was that you knew Terry Kavanagh and even worse David Michilinie were going to be doing the follow up issues so you never could get too excited by a good DeMatteis moment.
The Mutt
August 21, 2006 at 9:40 am
Captain America always seems to work better as a guest star.
James
August 21, 2006 at 10:55 am
The Wraiths also faced off against the New Mutants (in a ROM annual).
I quit reading Spectacular, in spite of being a Matteis fan, because of that crossover. I'm starting to feel a small twinge of regret on missing that issue, because that ending does sound pretty neat. But, again, a small twinge.
Anonymous
August 21, 2006 at 4:14 pm
"Captain America always seems to work better as a guest star."
Or in a team book. I've always thought he did better in Avengers where he had to uphold morals and be the spirit of the group, even though the group didn't necessarily agree.
John Seavey
August 21, 2006 at 4:57 pm
"LOVE BOMB. Craziness."
It wasn't a Love Bomb. That would be silly.
It was a Goodness Cannon.
yo
August 21, 2006 at 6:07 pm
"I'm really Batman!" "Well duh!"
At the end of No Man's Land, when Batman unmasked for Jim Gordon. Why's that deserve a place of coolness? Because Gordon closed his eyes and refused to look. He, like Ben Urich, implied that he knew who Batman really was and was insulted by Bruce wanting to "reveal" it to him. He reminded Batman that he'd been a detective long before he was commissioner, and refused to face Batman until the mask was back on.
Better names for Shadowcat? Well, "Ghost" would have worked, at the time, but it was probably considered too masculine. "Spirit" is close to her original, terrible codename, and would serve double duty by describing her role on the team, as well. Or we could follow the logic that gave us a character named Storm and just call her "Phase."
DanLarkin
August 21, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Intangible Lass? Ghost Gal? Ether? Gossamer?
Eric Gimlin
August 21, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Unlike the other examples, Pete Ross found out Superboy's secret ID in a very, very early story, possibly even his 2nd appearance. (I don't remember exactly.) This might not have been obvious if you only saw the Superman stories, but it was almost always part of Pete's character concept that he knew Clark's secret, but Clark didn't know he knew.
Tim
August 21, 2006 at 8:02 pm
Maximum Carnage was the storyline that made me stop buying Spiderman comics. To put that into perspective, I'd been reading and collecting Spiderman comics since 1975. That's 18 or 19 years of collecting and reading and that story was so bad, it actually made me stop. Just thought I'd share.
-Tim
T.
August 21, 2006 at 9:35 pm
David Michilinie was the first person to make me stop reading Amazing Spider-Man, but I kept up with the other Spider-titles. Gerry Conway was doing Web and Spectacular. Mackie took over Web and drove me off of that book. Kavanagh came on and kept me off Web. At that point I was down to just DeMatteis on Spectacular. The Maximum Carnage came along and I quit halfway through and it was the first time since I was seven that I spent a month without reading a single Spider-Man comic.
JR
August 21, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Maximum Carnage was the last straw for me as well for a number of years, I think until the end of the whole clone saga. That Cap sequence was the best part of the whole 14 part story though.
trilobite
August 23, 2006 at 7:06 am
A couple more "I knew THAT's" from the unused recesses of my fading memories:
Lois & Clark, end of second(?) season, Clark proposes to Lois and is apparently about to unveil, when she says, brightly, "Who's asking? Clark Kent, or Superman?"
SpiderWoman, original series, she comes out to her friend Lindsey(?), who says "that's your big revelation? Girl, I knew that all along!"
Brian Cronin
August 23, 2006 at 7:25 am
That's the one who Jessica Drew later opened the detective agency with, right?
B Cole
August 23, 2006 at 8:39 pm
I'm going to have to hunt up the TPB for Maximum Carnage just for that scene, now.
Venom was fine for a once-in-a-while but by the time of Max Carnage he was so ubiquitous ... and I absolutely hated Carnage as a character. I couldn't take what was happening to the Spider-Man titles and I was so sick of Sal Buscema's inappropriate (for Spider-Man) art style and I gave up.
Tom Foss
August 24, 2006 at 8:45 am
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Steel yet.
Back when Steel was a supporting character in Superman: The Man of Steel, a few months went by when Superman and Lois and Clark were all strangely casual about the whole secret identity issue. When Clark finally revealed the truth, John revealed that he'd known for some time, and that he and Lois hadn't exactly been very careful with it. At which point Natasha walks through and demonstrates her ignorance as to the whole identity issue.
A similar thing happens with Superboy; Kon learned Clark's identity when he met a version of the Silver Age Superboy, and only told Clark about it when Clark revealed his identity during Sins of Youth. Incidentally, Clark knew he'd been helping out the Kents for some time, even though he supposedly didn't know Clark's secret.
I bought all of Maximum Carnage as a kid and loved it at the time. I liked the game, too. My opinion of the game has changed considerably, but I haven't read the story in awhile. Perhaps it's due for another chance. Count me among those who didn't mind Michilinie's Spider-Man, though. I loved the whole Peter's Parents saga, even when they turned out to be evil robot duplicates.