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She-Hulk #13 - Making Simple Hard
- by Brian Cronin
- in Comic Reviews
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 at 3:51 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 at 3:49 AM EST
Some of you dutiful readers might recall me taking issue a few months back with Dan Slott’s portrayal of Starfox in the pages of She-Hulk, where essentially Starfox is turned into a guy who uses his powers to have sex with people. I thought this was way creepy and lame. As it turned out, Slott was not finished with the story (the story sure seemed finished at the time, but apparently Civil War dictated that the story be cut off abruptly). Had I known that at the time, I certainly wouldn’t have reacted as a I did, because all good comic readers know that dramatic changes might be revealed to be fake by the end of the story, just like how we were all waiting for Identity and Infinite Crisis to have last issues that made the previous six less lame. In any event, Slot continued the story with a three-parter that ended this Wednesday.
Spoilers from here on out!
In the storyline, Slott has basically eliminated almost all of the bad things we were led to believe about Starfox in the previous appearance (okay, he still did one really creepy thing, but not nearly as creepy as actually using his powers to make people have sex with him), and in this issue, he completes the task. So Starfox is not a rapist anymore - huzzah! So that’s good. Good on Slott. Again, I would never have been all definitive if it were not for the feeling of finality that the original storyline had, but the fact remains that I did, and it turned out not to be the case. My bad.
Meanwhile, though, Slott’s last issue added a twist that he spent this entire issue explaining away in a horribly convoluted and lame manner, begging the question - why have the twist if you didn’t have a better explanation for it? This issue reads the same way you would think a comic would read if someone were to spend a whole issue hastily reversing a poor decision - which, as you might imagine, is pretty bad.
Last issue, Thanos reveals that Starfox used his mind-control powers to make Thanos love Death, so it was Starfox who was responsible for Thanos being so messed up in the head, by making him love Death. This was the true memory from both Thanos’ mind AND Starfox’s mind.
Well, this issue….(it pains me to type this)…Thanos’ memories were revealed to be implants put in the mind of this Thanos, who isn’t the real Thanos, but a clone of Thanos that the real Thanos created to torment his brother by making him think he was responsible for Thanos loving Death. Starfox remembered it that way, too, because Thanos had some lady drug him, at which point Thanos used some machine to manipulate Starfox’s memories.
Seriously?
THAT’S the explanation?
All of this ultimately leads to Starfox deciding he wants no part of his mind-control powers anymore, as he is disgusted that his own mind was violated by his brother, so he could never mess with anyone else’s mind.
Remember, this is all to explain something that Slott, himself, wrote last issue! He isn’t trying to explain away someone else’s story. This is him explaining away something HE wrote.
So yeah, I didn’t like that at all. Way too goofy (note that Jim Starlin had Thanos clones, too, and it was goofy then, as well).
The rest of the story had some nice moments, though, especially Jen’s interaction with her husband, who is now the “Star God.” A lot of nice interaction and character work there.
Likewise, I enjoyed the use of Pug and Mallory (fellow lawyers at Jen’s firm). Their dialogue was top notch, and I loved seeing Pug interact with other people in a normal manner, because when he’s around Jen, he’s just total losersville, and it annoys the heck out of me that it seems like we’re supposed to root for this loser.
Cliff Rathburn’s inks on Rich Burchett’s pencils created a very different look for Burchett. I don’t like it as much as Burchett’s normal stuff, but it’s not bad - kinda cartoony, but still, good artwork.
Burchett and Rathburn especially shine in the scenes in Thanos’ mind, where we see “Great Moments in Thanos history,” including where Jen was at those points in time. Clever work there by Slott, and illustrated impeccably by Burchett and Rathburn.
Anyhow, thank goodness this Starfox thing is over, as it has not been all that good for this book, so hopefully next issue we can just see some standard fun/action/great dialogue withOUT the “no, you see, it was a clone! Yeah, a clone, that’s the ticket!” stuff.






19 Comments
Jonathan L. Switzer
November 1, 2006 at 10:33 am
Blast it, that sucks. I thought the big Thanos bit last issue was a mind-blowing, clever, cool reveal. For Slott to pull the rug out from under it in such a ham-handed way, in his OWN story?! Ugh. Lame. Probably will thumb through it myself to see how the execution is, but conceptually, that just sounds so comic booky in one of the more derisive senses of the term.
Anonymous
November 1, 2006 at 10:54 am
I should have read this review first.
Last issues big reveal was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. It took one of Marvel’s goofiest characters and really did something notable with him.
This issue? Back to status quo.
I also enjoyed the Pug/Mallory hospital visit. Great dialog there.
Dave Ziegler
November 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I haven’t seen this issue yet, so I can’t comment directly on Burchett’s art in this case, but I’ve always associated him with “cartoony”-style art. Wasn’t he the original penciller for the Batman Adventures comics? I know he’s also done a few issues of the JL Animated book. So how is his work in She-Hulk different from his usual style?
Conor E
November 1, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Considering that there were 4 or 5 non-Civil War issues in between, I don’t see why you’re blaming it for the gap in the story.
Kid Flash
November 1, 2006 at 2:22 pm
I thought that was lame, too. Slott dug himself a hole with the Starfox business and had a lot of trouble getting out of it. Starfox was the one Starlin-created character I never cared for very much. I thought the Thanos-Death obsession caused by Starfox was really mind-blowing–too bad Slott didn’t continue with that.
Brian Cronin
November 1, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Because if Civil War had not come when it did, it would have read like a six-part storyline, rather than a complete two-parter…a two-issue gap dealing with Civil War…then a four-parter.
Michael
November 1, 2006 at 3:19 pm
You’re looking at this, Brian, from the POV of continuity management, because that’s what most retcons are. Thing is, I don’t think it was continuity management; it was a way of putting Starfox in the same place as She-Hulk and the other people who thought he had messed with there minds were, and realizing that mind-control powers aren’t necessarily a good thing to have. Thereby, the original “problem” Slott had with the powers, that they had creepy connotations, is removed with them.
Brian Cronin
November 1, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Yeah, I should have mentioned that this was also a complicated and silly way of removing Starfox’s powers, which Slott seemed to have a big problem with.
Good point, Michael, I should have mentioned that.
Brian Cronin
November 1, 2006 at 3:34 pm
By cartoony in the past, though, that usually just meant that Burchett drew simpler designs of characters than other characters. He certainly didn’t draw distorted stuff, like a Humberto Ramos - that’s what this issue seemed like more.
Evan Waters
November 1, 2006 at 5:42 pm
I thought it was quite entertaining and a satisfying wrap-up, m’self. The twists ended up being fairly in-genre- I’ve come to view this book as being vaguely like a romantic comedy, and so a couple of Frasier-esque misunderstandings make sense.
Brian Cronin
November 1, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Besides that loser Pug, I AM enjoying the romantic stuff.
Jen/John
Andy/Mallory/Two-Gun Kid
All fine work by Slott.
stealthwise
November 2, 2006 at 10:07 am
This new volume of She-Hulk is basically making me dislike the character more and more as we go. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but Jen seemed… likeably flawed in the original issues that Slott wrote, and now she seems to have fallen into this trap where has very little agency of her own. I realize that in V1 she was forced to join a law firm and had to give up being She-Hulk, but she was still smart and cool in her own way… maybe I just miss her being Jen, as she seems far more interesting when she doesn’t have to rely on her powers.
tivo
November 2, 2006 at 1:52 pm
i wish that the starfox being responsible for thanos’ death obsession was briliant! wish he had the balls to keep it…very disapointed..but still like the book
Dan Coyle
November 3, 2006 at 1:38 pm
What is with this inane bullshit? Remember when She-Hulk was about, you know, Jen Walters and not Slott’s vendettas against Jim Starlin and online fans? Remember when it used continuity to enhance a story instead of making it the story?
Evan Waters
November 3, 2006 at 1:49 pm
That’s what happened here. Starfox was a means to an end. It’s still about Jen.
Brian
November 4, 2006 at 11:50 am
I took the Thanos clone and ludicrously complicated plot as a dig at Jim Starlin doing the same.
Particularly as Slott has made a similar dig in the GLX-mas special where Squirrel Girl defeated Thanos.
It’s a worthwhile point to make, but it worked better in the context of one panel of GLX-mas rather than as a large part of a plot in an ongoing series.
Which is not to say I didn’t enjoy this issue. The relationship and character stuff still entertained me.
Evan Waters
November 4, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Particularly as Slott has made a similar dig in the GLX-mas special where Squirrel Girl defeated Thanos.
I thought that was just to confirm Squirrel Girl’s “Mynah Bird”* status in the Marvel Universe.
*- as in the Looney Tunes Mynah Bird, who was at the top of the studio “Who beats who” rankings.
Dan Coyle
November 7, 2006 at 11:47 am
The scene in issue #7 of the research geek saying Starfox’s powers sounded cool when he was a kid but now are creepy seemed like a pretty obvious FUCK YOU to Starlin.
joha1rota
March 29, 2007 at 7:49 am
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