CBI Archive
Snark Free Corner for 11/27
Monday, November 27th, 2006 at 9:58 PM EST
Updated: Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 at 1:21 AM EST
Welcome to the latest installment of your breath of snark free air!
Enjoy!
COMIC BOOKS I REALLY DIG
Clearly, no two people lived identical childhoods.
People had very different experiences. Some people were popular, some were not. Some people had family problems, some did not.
With that said, I believe there are a certain amount of childhood events that, if not literally universal, are pretty darn close to it.
An embarrassing thing happening at school.
Your parents doing something embarrassing.
Your younger sibling being annoying.
Your older sibling thinking that you are annoying.
Basically all these events that, as a child, seem to be really big deals, and even when you look back at them today, you recall that same feeling of how important these events were.
Well, in Joshua Cotter’s series from AdHouse, Skyscrapers of the Midwest, we see an assortment of stories that recall these childhood events.

And if thinking of these embarrassing moments in our past sometimes feels like a knife in our side, then what Cotter does in this series is twist that knife, and make the pain exquisitely felt.
The main stars of the story are two brothers in the early 80s in the Midwest. The conceit is that the brothers are drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Which is a conceit I have never really gotten behind. Even Spiegelman in Maus II sort of mocked the concept, as in Maus II it is clear that the animal faces are just masks for people, masks that Spiegelman thinks he is using because of a fear to get too close to the story.
I do not believe that is what Cotter is doing here, but still, it is a strange conceit. Heck, I do not even know what animal they are supposed to be. Anyone know for sure? Someone told me they are supposed to be cats, but they look more like dogs to me…but not totally.
In either event, whatever they are, Cotter draws them well. But as good as his art is (and it IS good), his strength is certainly his storytelling abilities.

From the fat kid who turns his playground embarrassment into an avenue for fun with his imagination (to typically disastrous results), to the abusive father, to the visit to Grandmothers, to the kid who has an embarrassing “accident” at camp, to the kid who does not want to go to Church, and finally, to the kid who has to tell his mother that the “cool” present she bought him will only get him mocked at school….Cotter doesn’t just drag out and intensify the trauma of these situations, he manages to make them frighteningly realistic. He has the dialogue all down pat. He has the characterizations all down pat.
The series also contains occasional forays into different storytelling styles, like telling the story for awhile in the format of a school yearbook, or of the Sunday funnies. It’s quite clever.
All in all, while Cotter almost always goes for the painful joke, he does so with a steady and almost surgeon-like quality, so the book reads very well.

It may not be a happy book, but it’s certainly an accomplished one.
COVER HOMAGE
One cool point to the first person who can tell me which cover this Challengers of the Unknown cover is homaging!

SNARK FREE THEME DAY
This week’s theme is “A Hero Marks a Momentous Change In His/Her Life With a Costume Change”!!
1. To signify his coming to terms with his new-found understanding of how his ionic powers work, Simon Williams adopted a brand new costume in Wonder Man #25.
2. To signify his coming to terms with his place in the grand scheme of things, Kyle Rayner adopted a brand new costume in Green Lantern #150.
3. To signify his coming to terms with his status as THE Flash, Wally West adopted a brand new costume (think the original costume only shinier, with his eyes covered) in Flash #50.
4. To signify his long-awaited debut as Batman’s partner, and to show that he was a different person all together from his predecessors, Tim Drake debuted a new Robin costume in Batman #457.
5. To signify his coming to terms with his place in the DC hero world, out of the shadows of Batman, Dick Grayson debuted, in Tales of the New Titans #44, his new costume (and identity) as Nightwing.
6. To signify Thursday, Wasp debuted a brand new costume in Avengers #…too many to mention.
Let’s hear some more!
SNARK FREE CHALLENGE
Who would you trust with a secret more - Doctor Strange or Wonder Woman?
COOL SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
One of the coolest things about Ben Urich, in my opinion, is that he existed for five issues before Frank Miller became the artist on Daredevil, and fifteen before Miller became the writer on the title.
So to see Miller basically treat Urich as a pet character is nice to see, as it is always nice to see writers look affectionately upon supporting characters of previous writers.
Miller handled him in such a manner that is quite commonplace nowadays (letting the supporting character narrate the story), but at the time, it was quite innovative for a comic book, and Miller gave Urich such depth that it was COOL to follow the comic from his perspective.

In addition, Urich was SMART - he figured out Matt Murdock’s secret identity using just know-how!
But he was honorable enough not to use that info, and he was also honorable enough to stick up against the Kingpin, even though he was basically a gnat to the power of Kingpin.
Recently, Paul Jenkins has been using Ben Urich as one-half of the reporters followed around in Civil War: Front Line
Well, that’s it for this installment of Snark Free Corner.
Hope you had fun!






21 Comments
DanCJ
November 28, 2006 at 2:22 am
I thought Wally West’s costume change was because he started using a costume made out of the Speed Force.
Brian Cronin
November 28, 2006 at 2:33 am
That was his NEXT costume change.
MarkAndrew
November 28, 2006 at 4:44 am
“The main stars of the story are two brothers in the early 80s in the Midwest. The conceit is that the brothers are drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Which is a conceit I have never really gotten behind.”
Dude! Uncle Scrooge!
Dude! Three Fingers!
Dude! Why are You Doing This?, Hey Wait!, You can’t Get There From Here, etc.
…
Agreed on Ben Urich. It was really cool how resepctful Miller was to other people’s ideas. Marv Wolfman’s Bullseye even BEAT his pet character.
Bill Burns
November 28, 2006 at 4:49 am
Uh, I’m afraid the remark about the Wasp’s costume changes qualifies as snark.
DanCJ
November 28, 2006 at 6:25 am
“That was his NEXT costume change”
Actually issue 50 does sound a bit early. What changed with his next costume change then? Was that the belt?
Adam Jones
November 28, 2006 at 7:21 am
In the 1990’s Daredevil changed his costume to signify low sales and reflect the attitude of the “EXTREME!” 90’s.
In honor of their graduation, all the original X-Men were allowed to have individual costumes rather than the Xavier uniforms. Granted, most of them were almost exactly the same, but Marvel Girl’s was rather striking.
In recent X-Men continuity, the Rachel Summers Marvel Girl (formally Phoenix) changed her code name and costume to signify her coming to depths with her mother’s death.
I also suppose Kingdom Come Superman wearing the black backgrounded S counts. Sure, it’s mostly an older design, but as Bruce so aptly points out in the story, it really represents his attitude towards the new heroes and his being gone for ten years.
Omar Karindu
November 28, 2006 at 7:55 am
The cover homage is to Captain America v.1 #113.
Russell P.
November 28, 2006 at 8:00 am
In the 1990’s Daredevil changed his costume to signify low sales and reflect the attitude of the “EXTREME!” 90’s.
Well, technically — and in keeping with the spirit of Snark Free Corner — the story rationale had to do with Daredevil not thinking the cloth-red togs were enough to protect him from the oncoming onslaught of guest heroes and villains, all of whom were venturing into New York to obtain the “About Face Virus.” This was a telepathic virus which would transmute its carrier into whatever that person’s most secret desire was.
Knowing he was going to run the gamut, he crafted his new costume out of comic-book pseudoscience called ‘Biomimetics,’ wherein each feature of the costume resembled something genetically — the threads of the cloth part of the costume had the same tensile strength as the webs of a spider; the armor plating was structurally similar to abalone shell, et cetera.
Say what you want about the look of the costume, or the ultimate end result of the ‘Fall From Grace’ arc, I always thought the in-story explanation of the costume was rather sweet.
John Seavey
November 28, 2006 at 8:20 am
Doctor Strange–I’m trying to think of a time either one of ‘em blabbed a secret, and it’s not coming, but I figure Doc’s got a background in medicine and doctor/patient confidentiality, in addition to his whole “secret mystic defender” thing.
And y’know, just the mere mention of Flash #50 is like armor against the very notion of bad comics. If I could only keep one comic from my entire collection, that’d be a very strong contender for the one I kept. “I could’ve caught that bullet from 50 yards away–100 yards away–two miles away. Care to try another shot? I’ve reloaded the gun for you.” William Messner-Loebs is always great (too great to be unemployed, Marvel and DC!) but he was just on fire that month.
(Bonus quote: “But you’ve lost the advantage of surprise.” I’ve replaced it with something better. Fear.”)
Eric Gimlin
November 28, 2006 at 9:36 am
Hmm, Wonder Woman or Doctor Strange with a secret…
I think I would trust Wonder Woman more; with a caveat: If, right after you told her, she felt she couldn’t keep it, she would tell you; then and there. She would only do that if it posed a threat to others, of course.
David Blackshore
November 28, 2006 at 9:37 am
I have mixed feelings about Skyscrapers of the Midwest (though, as I think I said in an earlier comment, I’ve only read the third issue). On the one hand, it seems a little outdated–does anyone really do tortuous semi-autobiography anymore, besides Joe Matt? It’s always seemed like a fairly limited and facile genre–extreme awkwardness/embarrassment is so easy to achieve, just because we can all relate to it in a very primal way. On the other hand, I felt like I’d been hit in the gut after reading it, which is a reaction I’d never had from similar comics. I kept thinking about the relationship between the two brothers days after I’d read it. I could relate in a very specific way; I was in a similar position to the older brother, and still feel guilty that I wasn’t a better friend to my little brother when I was 11 or 12 years old (we’re very close now, though). And all this happened at approximately the same time this story took place.
Anyway, I don’t know if I can really judge the issue I read as objectively as I would like. But I totally agree that Cotter is a very good, creative storyteller. And the yearbook section at the beginning was absolutely phenomenal, making me think that I’d enjoy his work even if he moved on to other topics which I didn’t respond to so viscerally.
Edward Liu
November 28, 2006 at 9:51 am
On the negative side of the “costume change” thing, wasn’t Kitty Pryde’s brief demotion out of the X-Men in UXM #168 marked by a change to the Black-and-Yellow outfit the New Mutants were wearing at the time?
Speaking of the X-Men from that era, there was also the infamous Mohawk Storm costume change in UXM #172 (?) and Kitty’s adoption of the Shadowcat code name and the corresponding costume change in “Kitty Pryde & Wolverine.”
As for the secret thing, I would trust Wonder Woman with it more. If nothing else, I think it’d be much more pleasant to whisper something in Wonder Woman’s ear than in Dr. Strange’s. Besides, telling a magician a secret is always a dangerous thing to do, at least if fiction is any guide, even if he is the Earth’s Sorcerer Supreme. On the other hand, Wonder Woman is an embodiment of truth, so depending on how deceptive the secret is, it’s possible that one might not even be able to tell her.
Jeff R.
November 28, 2006 at 11:57 am
Does Quislet helping Wildfire make a solid anti-energy body count as a ‘costume change’? If so, I nominate that.
Also, Miracleman made extensive use of the ‘life change==costume change’ business (since the costumes were telepathic life forms, it was pretty easy to manage.), both with the title character’s change from the classic logo to the angular ’80s-ish one to the ‘divine’ arched one, and with the yellow-and-black jagged designs of Kid Miracleman’s later costume…
(And, speakng of Moore, he closes Watchmen with Silk Spectre II contemplating a new costume design…)
The Mutt
November 28, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Those Skyscraper kids look like the skulls of Halloween pumpkins. Yeesh!
Brian Cronin
November 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm
When I started doing Snark Free, part of the definition of “snark” that I said I was working under was that good-natured teasing was okay, just not mean-spirited teasing.
So I wouldn’t consider a joke about Wasp’s many many costume changes snark. At least not how I framed it.
Matt Brady
November 28, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Didn’t the Invisible Woman have some sort of change in her life that spurred her to cut out the “4″ on her costume and show off some cleavage?
dave
November 28, 2006 at 4:50 pm
“I do not even know what animal they are supposed to be. Anyone know for sure?”
Um, they look like skulls to me. there’s no way it would even have occured to me that they might be meant to be animals, if you hadn’t said they were; and to be honest, i really don’t think they are meant to be animals.
Seriosly, look at the eye sockets and the nostril cavities. if they ARE animals, they’re dead ones.
Lynxara
November 29, 2006 at 1:41 am
Something I would really like to see done with the Wasp, growing from her background as a fashionable, upper-class woman…
Most superheroes, especially male superheroes, treat their costumes as a sort of personal uniform. But Janet is supposed to be the modern-day equivalent of a debutante, no? I think a woman coming from her background would treat her costume primarily as a fashion statement.
So Janet should have lots of costumes. She should debut a new costume for every adventure, especially if there might be cameras around that she can pose for. Some adventures, in this era of decompression and long story lines, may very well merit two or three costumes, for changing times of day or different environments.
Want to make them sexy? Fine, Wasp would want to show off her body and her good looks in the course of saving the day. Especially as a member of the Avengers with little to no reputation as a solo crimefighter, I’d think she’d want to garner attention any way she can. And, let’s face it, when your powers are “shrink, fly, and shoot little energy thingies”, you’re not terribly likely to get everyone’s praise by single-handedly stopping Kang the Conqueror or whatever.
The viability of this idea would be somewhat dependent on how well the artist working on the title handled designing a constant barrage of distinct, fashionable costumes. And by “fashionable”, I sort of mean inspired by the world of women’s high fashion, especially the sort of cutting edge concept outfits that are never really meant to be worn off the runway. In the right hands I could see this working out marvelously as a way to express certain traits of the character.
Hey, Joey Q, you reading this? Let me have a stab at writing it, why dontcha? I can’t treat the character any worse than what Marvel’s already published about her!
MarkAndrew
November 29, 2006 at 7:17 am
Lynx–
Agreed, completely about the Wasp. That was really well put.
Jennifer S.
November 29, 2006 at 2:36 pm
What about Psylocke’s outfit when she first joined the X-Men, and her costume when she turned ninja? I liked the first one better.
David Blackshore
November 30, 2006 at 11:51 am
The figures on the covers of Skyscrapers of the Midwest clearly have skull heads–no one’s arguing that–but if you actually open the book, you’ll see that the characters within are anthropomorphic animals. I assumed cats, because they all have whiskers.