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The nerve of her. Having sex with a man. She MUST be insane.

I was going to correct the spelling until I realised that “bonafy” is a pretty good word in that context.

As in: hey baby, wanna come back to my place and get bonafied? Oo-err!

That’s a fine malapropism, in the mighty Marvel manner.

^ OMG, A Mighty Marvel Malapropism!

Professor Xavier, now that’s a slut. He even had a chick in space, a Shi’Ar (or however you write that) princess nonetheless. How many girlfriens of his have popped up over the years? He get’s a lotta action, especially for a guy in a wheelchair.

Then again, he is a guy with mind controlling powers so he could get even more. But then he would would be eeevil…

I don’t like this post.

i am with joe.
a slut? really?
however so?
and yes, i would like an answer.

Not wild about the post and not wild about the misspelling of ‘bona fide’ as well…

Check the link. It’s a joke, not an actual statement.

Well, it IS an actual statement, it’s just that 3 didn’t make it. Some really weird friggin repressed guy made it.

SEAN

Sorry, Three, didn’t realize it was a link.

Ew.

I suppose my pitch for the Marvel Adventures: Booty Call is right out of the question?

Huh, what?!? No way! Tony Stark is the Avenger who has slept around more than anyone else (well, at least until Wolverine joined the team). If anybody is a slut, it’s Iron Man. But since he’s a guy, no one ever calls him out on it.

She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way.

All this squabbling is silly. There are plenty of sluts in the Marvel Universe.

However, the Scarlet Witch is the only one to be bonafied thus far. Maybe there will be more bonification in the future; who knows? Until then, Wanda is a bonafied slut army of one.

I think Hawkeye’s the slut. I mean, he goes, swearing revenge, finds her amnesiac, and boom, he sleeps with her. Who doe she think he is, king of the super hero sluts Green Arrow?

I didn’t realize it was a link either. D’oh!

Declarative Coyle Sez: Bendis should knock it off.

English, Internet. Do you speak it?

The chick slept with a toaster and even married it. If that’s not a slut, I don’t know what is.

“The chick slept with a toaster and even married it. If that’s not a slut, I don’t know what is.”

It’s a disease, T., you insensitive jerk. I believe it’s called appliance fetishism. She can’t help it! I can’t wait for that particular retcon. “We couldn’t leave Wanda alone in the kitchen!”

Didn’t she destory the world and die in the biggest event ever to happen that broke the internet in half?
Remember when Avengers Dissasembled seemed ‘big’ (or really fucking annoying in that ‘Sorry, I already lived through the 90′s’ kinda way?) – and then they followed with House Of M that would have ramifications (or shitifications if you ask me) that lasted for years?
Remember that?
It almost seems good in retrospect compared to what’s going on now.
In that way that Hologram X-men covers seemed good after Onslaught kinda way*, or that X-Cutioners song seemed good after Hologram covers kinda way, or that X-Tinction Agenda seemed good** after X-Cutioners song kinda way.
Fuck Marvel.

*Yes, I skipped the Phalanax covenenant – that never seemed good – even it’s cover enhancment was the crappest I’ve seen. Except maybe the fold out cover on Force Works #1 – but pull that out now and it’s amazing – how did they get those folds to work? HOW?

** X-Tinction Agenda is good. In that B-film kinda way. I love my TPB of it – wether laughing or crying, or both at the same time, it’s a book that gets an honest reaction.

LMAO @ “king of the super hero sluts Green Arrow”

Honestly, I think the guy that originally made this comment might have some issues.

Does this mean it’s time for Bendis-bashing?

I’ll go get my whomping stick!

“Does this mean it’s time for Bendis-bashing?

I’ll go get my whomping stick!”

I thought that should have started soon after he switched to superhero comics.
I liked DD at the start, and still read Ultimate Spiderman, but I’ve read nothing else enjoyable from him since the switch.
His writing style just doesn’t work for an ongoing book – people say it’s ‘cinematic’ and like a film – but it’s not.
Films rarely have conversations go on without end, people talking in circles, every action a person taken shown in detail – and that includes dramas.
Action movies, which comics are closest to, never do.
So bash away, bash until he goes back to his creator owned stuff, send him back to the days when I thought he was a comic book revolutionary.

On reflection, I think Declarative should put ‘bonafied slut’ in quotes to demonstrate that a) it’s a quote from someone else and b) that the rabbit is not an ignoramus who misspells ‘bona fide’

Actually read the issue tonight, and Jesus…

… Marvel should really institute a policy wherein Bendis is never allowed to write the Scarlet Witch or Hawkeye again. Initially I felt he was the right man to clean up his own mess, but it’s become increasingly clear that he has no handle on them whatsoever.

They should probably bar him from Ultimate Wanda and Clint as well, just to be on the safe side.

That’s nothing. I see you and raise you….

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4137830&postcount=32

If only. If she could put “suddenly-has-no-genitals” man behind her she’d be a lot better off.

“… Marvel should really institute a policy wherein Bendis is never allowed to write the Scarlet Witch or Hawkeye again. Initially I felt he was the right man to clean up his own mess, but it’s become increasingly clear that he has no handle on them whatsoever.”

What actually happened in this issue?
I used to buy trades of books I knew would be trainwrecks to read, just to laugh, but then I realised a)it gives the people who made them money b)once you’ve read it once for a laugh, you’re stuck with it in your house.

On reflection, I think Graeme Burke should learn how to read the internet!