Comments on: What can I say?

By: Goinalon

Goinalon — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:28:40 +0000

But even if you gave her a vibrator, she’d just describe it as “exciting and vibrant, like a Nicholas Sparks novel”.

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:57:18 +0000

The comments are still the saddest part. “like chicken soup for the soul, warm and soothing”

Somebody get this lady a vibrator.

By: Brian Cronin

Brian Cronin — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:48:17 +0000

Hehe…I am not Jewish.

By: RAB

RAB — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:10:18 +0000

No problem for you, then.

I kid. But I can easily envision you drawn in the Archie house style, and it wouldn’t look that weird. (Has Archie ever met a Jewish person? Would he start lecturing you about the Gospels?)

Well, whatever the consequences, I’d put up with looking creepy if it meant a date with Veronica! Jeff Brady and I have been hoping for a double date with Peppermint Patty and Marcie, but getting it on in Riverdale has its appeal too…

By: Brian Cronin

Brian Cronin — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:33:23 +0000

Actually, one of the creepiest things in Archie comics is when they DO have “real” people appear in the comics.

Because the Archie house style does not mix well with drawing people to appear like real people, so the result is a really weird mish-mosh.

By: Bill Reed

Bill Reed — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:23:10 +0000

So when will you be crossing over into the books?

By: Cayman

Cayman — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:52:21 +0000

Do you think you could get Midge’s phone number for me?

By: Dweeze

Dweeze — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:28:24 +0000

She totally wants you