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Racistest Superheroes Ever
Now this post is not about superheroes that behave in a manner that shows they are racists at heart. That would be silly because all of them are. This post is about superheroes whose portrayal is racist.
For instance, the Arabian Knight.
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Look at that guy. Really, did they think they were fooling anyone? Yet another instance of the "all middle eastern men are gay" stereotype and it bugs me.
Some instances are slightly less obvious, some are equally obvious. For the latter, check out Psylocke. She went from being a modest, quiet little British lady of proper etiquette (RACIST) to a sexxxxed up Asian dragon lady vamp. It's ridiculous! But of course the X-nerds love it because that's exactly what they want to come into their lives, an aggressive hot exotic woman with ninja skills. Yeah, that's right, as soon as her race changes, she knows martial arts. Ugh.
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Let's not forget the Hulk. The Hulk didn't start out as racist, but Peter David certainly decided to make him so. Peter David made the Hulk Jewish. (He also made him have an abusive father. Like his Supergirl did. Like he had Mary Marvel molested. Perhaps Mr. David could benefit from working out his father issues in a format less four-colored. But then again, he also killed Betty Banner when his marriage didn't work out.) Why did David make the Hulk Jewish? What color is the Hulk? Usually? That's right, green.Â
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THE COLOR OF GREED! I see where you're going, anti-semite, and I won't stand for it.
And how many times must we see this guy grow before the hate ends?
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Listen, despite what you may have heard in your "Totally Tasteless Joke" book, Marvel, not ALL black men can change their height at will and not ALL of them are scientists! OK?! Jesus, you racists make me sick.Â
To be fair, crackers don't get off any more easily. Foremost among the awful examples are the "all white people are rich and hate crime" stereotype and the subtler, more insidious racism of Captain America.
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That's right, Captain America. First off, he starts off weak, just like all crackers do. Then he takes drugs and gets stronger, just like all those dirty caucasion freaks do. And then he spends the rest of his career trying to get Falcon, a black man, to do his butt, JUST LIKE ALL WHITE PEOPLE DO! Just because this stereotype is accurate doesn't mean its excusable.Â
Racism in comics has been around a long time, and I'm afraid it's not about to leave. But that won't stop me from pointing it out whenever and wherever I see it. Join me, won't you?
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- Posted on January 12, 2007 @ 07:00 AM






34 Comments
Dan K
January 12, 2007 at 7:28 am
SWEET CHRISTMAS!!!
That was pretty funny, but you forgot to mention the Thing. The "Jewish people are all wise-cracking rock mosters" stereotype has gone on long enough.
West
January 12, 2007 at 7:40 am
It needed to be said.
-West
Joe Rice
January 12, 2007 at 7:47 am
Honestly, that one has a few more years in it.
Joe Rice
January 12, 2007 at 7:55 am
The truth cannot be contained by walls of ignorance.
J To The AAP
January 12, 2007 at 8:04 am
Wait a minute, a race change doesn't make you a martial arts expert? Damn, there goes my chance to become a lean mean fighting machine without actually trying.
DanCJ
January 12, 2007 at 8:57 am
Are you sure Psylock is Asian? All of Jim Lee's (and Gil Kane's) people look like they have Asian eyes to me. So I always put that down to the way he draws people
Dan
Bill Reed
January 12, 2007 at 9:11 am
Yes, Psylocke is supposed to be Asian now.
I have the opposite reaction, though; none of Jim Lee's characters who are supposed to be Asian really look like it; Jubilee's sudden transformation into a Chinese girl around the time of Generation X confused the crap out of me.
Dan K
January 12, 2007 at 9:12 am
No she's asian. Swapped bodies with a Japanese assasin chick.
DanCJ
January 12, 2007 at 9:32 am
I've read the first appearance of Jubilee and she was Asian-American then and looked it. Once she was a full on member with a costume it took me ages to be sure she was the same character as she didn't look very Asian and bore no resemblance to her first appearance.
Loren
January 12, 2007 at 10:22 am
You betcha I will!
Great and entertaining entry, Joe!
Ben Herman
January 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
Dude, what have you been smoking? And can I have some?
fanboy d
January 12, 2007 at 11:39 am
cap is racist merely because he came from the past and promptly got himself a slave in the shape of the falcon
i guess that would make civil war the most racist book, what with luke cage, patriot, goliath, black panther, falcon and co. all on cap's side - they know who their massa is
(bishop is from the future and therefore is an oreo with a perm, like all black guys will be in the future...he's on iron man's side)
Black Lutefisk
January 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I have absolutely no comment.
SanctumSanctorumComix
January 12, 2007 at 12:39 pm
What does all this say about MAN-THING, however?
I'm not sure I WANT to know.
~P~
P-TOR
John Seavey
January 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Although technically, I'll point out that when Claremont was writing Psylocke, the Asian look was supposed to be a telepathic illusion she cast around herself. It was only later, after he left the book, that they decided to bring in Revanche.
So technically, it's not that Psylocke suddenly knows martial arts because she turned Asian. It's that now that she's learned martial arts, she decided she has to look Asian so people won't be confused.
Joe Rice
January 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Really? I thought she walked through that gate thing and was Asian all the sudden. Far be it for me to debate the intricasies of Claremont's retarded plots, but I was sure she actually physically changed.
John
January 12, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Wow. What a thoroughly pointless, unfunny post.
Joe Rice
January 12, 2007 at 3:16 pm
There's nothing funny about racism, John, you're right. But pointless? Maybe it's time to put down the white hood and stop hating other people so much.
kingj4life33
January 12, 2007 at 3:44 pm
the white kids love these kinds of posts! more more please! I'm so sick of all this comics are ractists crap so it's good to see someone say hey no they are not!
Joe Rice
January 12, 2007 at 3:47 pm
I can't tell if this is racist or not. Can I get a ruling?
FunkyGreenJerusalem
January 12, 2007 at 4:53 pm
"I’ve read the first appearance of Jubilee..."
When you read it, were you thinking to yourself, 'Jubilation Lee' possibly the worst name ever given to a fictional character?
yo go re
January 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Can we get an Urban legends Revealed ruling on the "Psylocke was always supposed to be Asian" thing? Because Psylocke was never just projecting an illusion around herself.
I'd say Kitty Pryde "out-racists" the Thing. NOT EVERY JEW COMES FROM CHICAGO, G-D DAMMIT! The holy land is in the mideast, not the midwest...
Sean Whitmore
January 12, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Your biases are showing, Joe. No DC entries?
Superman is the worst testament to Jewish self-hatred I have ever seen. It was basically Siegel and Shuster saying, "Hitler was right! Der Übermensch sig Gewürztraminer!" That S on his chest is a modified swastika. Open your eyes!
But nooooo. DC's shit don't stink. It smells like apple pie and fluffy laundry detergent.
Racist.
kingj4life33
January 12, 2007 at 5:22 pm
the ruiling is that i rule and am totally not racist unlike my school which is totally rcaist against white kids--there's more of that then there is agains socalled africans, which is also stupid you don't like in africa you live in america! what's racist is making invisible girl into a slutty mexican--oh im' sorry should be more pc--hispilano girl--go back over the border hjessica alaba! anyway holla out like my man john byrnes.
Steven M. Bergson
January 12, 2007 at 9:55 pm
So, you're not joking about the Hulk being Jewish during Peter David's tenure? I mean, we all know about what he did with Doc Samson, but I haven't seen anything Jewish in the Hulk yet.
References, please.
DanCJ
January 13, 2007 at 1:12 am
"When you read it, were you thinking to yourself, ‘Jubilation Lee’ possibly the worst name ever given to a fictional character?"
The main thing I remember thinking was "That's it, I give in. I can't see why people like these Chris Claremont X-Men comics"
chroom
January 13, 2007 at 6:45 am
I'm just glad to see you didn't include Bantam. I mean, why is it everyone seems to think that a Puerto Rican guy whose superhero identity is based around cockfighting is some sort of racial slur? I'm not Puerto Rican myself (or even Sorta-Rican), but if I were I'd be proud to have a cockfightin' crimefighter to call my own.
And most everybody Jim Lee drew -- and continues to draw -- looks constipated, not Asian. Andy Kubert was and is the King of Making Everybody Look Oriental.
Mark
January 13, 2007 at 11:14 am
I'll second the "Is the Hulk Jewish" question. Doc Samson is but a name like "Robert Bruce Banner" seems too WASPy to retcon.
Joe Rice
January 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
That insidious anti-semite probably went back in time with his pretty hate machine and made it so that he never made the Hulk Jewish.
Andrew Collins
January 13, 2007 at 11:39 pm
"What does all this say about MAN-THING, however?
I’m not sure I WANT to know."
Man-Thing and Swamp Thing both perpetuate the stereotype that Southerners are muck encrusted mockeries of men, and I, for one, am tired of it! Some of us actually have flesh, do not cause the fearful to burn at our touch, and are NOT Earth elementals thank you.
DanCJ
January 14, 2007 at 2:27 am
Yeah but you do all marry your sisters
Glenn Simpson
January 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
You say that like it's a bad thing, without having seen how hot my sister is...
ken
November 10, 2007 at 3:15 am
its rediculously rascist to use the term cracker, when you didnt use the n word or call jews kike or asian people gooks, real damn funny. I got a 14 size boot this cracker would fit up your arse. btw the politically incorrect term is faggot for gays, you know what the n word is you probably use it all the time in referancing your brothers.
MarkAndrew
November 10, 2007 at 3:23 am
Awwww... Did da bad man hurt sumuns widdle feewings?