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Idea for a comic that should exist (and probably already does)
- by Brad Curran
- in General
Like Dave Campbell, I come up with ideas for comics when I should be working. Here is one, sans awesomely ornate sketches like the ones he does.Â
Spider-Man's Pal, Flash Thompson
The wacky misadventures of Spider-Man's number one fan and personal tormentor as he tries to stick up for his hero. Flash takes on super villains, J. Jonah Jameson, and anyone else who badmouths his friendly neighberhood Spider-Man. The title of the series is an intentional call back to the old Jimmy Olsen comic, because the set up's similar, but with a twist; Spider-Man actively does not want Flash's help, and on some level really enjoys when his attempts to help him out blow up in his face. Also, Flash will dress in drag a lot.
The main arc of the story would be about Spider-Man and Flash's relationship. Ideally, it would be like Dan Slott's Spider-Man/Human Torch mini from a few years back, where each issue covered a different era in their history together, starting with their high school days and moving in to their present day status quo (I have no idea what that is; last I saw, Peter David had given Flash convenient memory loss so that Flash forgot they were friends and they were back to their old adversarial jock vs. bully relationship). I've always liked the idea that Flash was Peter Parker's worst enemy and Spider-Man's only fan, so I'd want to play with how that changed over time. I also like the comedic possibilities of Flash trying to fight the Sinister Six and getting his head kicked in, while Spider-Man watches from a distance and has to deal with internal conflict over whether he should save his bully from a horrible beating, or watch him get kicked around for a few more minutes. It allows Peter his usual angst while still being potentially hilarious. Imagine Flash charging in to battle to defend Spidey's honor... against the Rhino or Venom. And being too dumb to know when to quit. I don't know, it amuses me, but I have an occasionally cruel sense of humor.
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I think it would work better as a mini, but it could possibly be an ongoing. I tend to like finite stories, but I bet you could do a lot with Flash, as a guy struggling to find his way in the world. I like what David Michelene did with him during his Amazing Spider-Man run, but then again, I was like 8 when I was reading that. But there's story potential there, and I know Michelene played with it a little (I remember Flash being a boxer). He's an ex-football hero and war vet (I guess it would retroactively have to be Iraq now) trying to find his place in the world, inspired by Spider-Man to be a better person, little knowing that his hero is his good friend/that nerd Peter Parker. That could be a really good series. A really good cancelled series, but still. Â
I'd write this for free, especially if they could get Paul Smith to draw it (or rotating art teams; Mike Allred or Steve Rude for the '60s, Mark Bagley for the '90s; someone who either drew Spidey during that time period or can evoke the style of the comics at the time). Barring that, I would be honored if Dan Slott stole this, because he could do it perfectly. Unless he's already pitched it and I missed the solicitation in Previews because I don't read Previews. Then I'm sorry for stealing your idea, Mr. Slott, and look forward to issue #1.
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- Posted on February 1, 2007 @ 12:15 PM






10 Comments
Bill Reed
February 1, 2007 at 1:20 pm
And you could bring back Sha Shan!
Omar Karindu
February 1, 2007 at 3:38 pm
If this were ever to become a reality, I would request -- nay, DEMAND -- an issue of Flash dealing with Spidey's crackpot, meteor-obsessed, high school dropout villain The Looter. Imagine Flash talking to a guy who, in his freakin' origin story, spouts lines like "Just because I flunked high school science doesn't mean that I can't discover the secrets of the universe!"
John
February 1, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Awesome, awesome idea. Dan Slott should get to work on it immediately.
Ian Astheimer
February 1, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Cool concept, man. Sort of Jimmy Olsen as a jock.
What's become of Flash lately? I haven't heard anything about him in a while.
slam
February 1, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Maybe it'd be better as "Ultimate Flash Thompson".
Bomster
February 2, 2007 at 1:30 am
I remember an annual of Kurt Busiek's Untold Tales of Spider-Man which had a section of Spider-Man parody covers. One of these was a Jimmy Olsen parody featuring "Spider-Man's Pal Flash Thompson".
IIRC the cover featured Flash Thompson turned into a giant turtle with a Flash head asking Spider-Man for help.
Ironically, one of the annuals actually had a Spider-Man story drawn by Allred - something about Spidey and Sue Storm going out for a date in order to piss off Reed and Johnny. Pretty funny.
Damn - that was a great series...
J To The AAP
February 2, 2007 at 4:13 am
Last time I saw Flash he was a drooling ex-comatose nearly plantlike lifeform after Norman Osborn made him drink his damn brain out by forcing him to take an alchohol-overdose and Peter took care of him in his appartment. That was quite a long sentence.
Anybody know how they ever tied up that plotline?
Ian
February 2, 2007 at 8:17 am
Yeah, he snapped out of it. That was it, that was all they did.
He was severely brain damaged about 2 years ago, and then right after the Other when David started FNSM, he was up and around with mild memory loss.
He said something to the effect of "drooling flash had no interest for me, but I gave him his memory loss so at least there would be some result of the brain damage".
Say what you will about new writers and their respect for continuity, I think this is one of the worse abuses of it possible.
Glenn Simpson
February 2, 2007 at 8:31 am
Regarding Flash's recovery -
It's more than a "mild" memory loss. Flash was back to being "old" Flash, who thought Parker was a wimp and wasn't particularly friendly with him.
Had they not done the "Spider-Man Unmasked" thing, we could have continued to see a Flash who disliked Parker but loved Spider-Man. He would have had the same attitudes as an adult that he had as a teen, which might have been interesting.
Brad
February 2, 2007 at 9:10 am
I forgot about that Jenkins story where Flash was put in a coma. I read the issue where David set up Flash's new status quo (I think he was even teaching at the same school as Peter, back when Peter still had a secret ID and was a teacher. I bet they ruined that with Civil War. Among other things). I also own and cherish that Untold Tales annual Allred drew for its awesomeness.