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Snark Free Corner for 2/5
Welcome to the latest installment of your breath of snark free air!
Enjoy!
COOL COMIC THINGS
I think that hiding things inside covers is a neat little trick by artists, especially when it really doesn't affect the cover design at all.
John Byrne did a great job with this on his X-Men: The Hidden Years series. What he did was to hide the "real" numbering of the issues somewhere on the covers themselves (the conceit of Hidden Years was that it was as if the X-Men comic kept going after it was first cancelled with issue #66. Therefore, his first issue was essentially #67, so he hid the number 67 on that issue's cover, and on each subsequent cover - although some are very difficult to see.
Here are four covers where the issue number is quite visible (although you might have a hard time finding them).
Looking for #84 on this cover.
Looking for #85 on this cover.
Looking for #86 on this cover.
Looking for #87 on this cover.
Pretty cool, huh?
SNARK FREE CHALLENGE
Who is the greatest detective in the Marvel Universe? Why do you think being a detective is such a big deal in the DC Universe, but not a big deal at all in the Marvel Universe?
COVER HOMAGE
One cool point to the first person who can tell me what comic book cover this Adventures of Superman cover is homaging.

SNARK FREE THEME TIME
This week's theme is...Post-Byrne Revamp Superman "Almost Secret ID Blown" Events!
1. Early on in Byrne's run, a computer program revealed that Clark Kent was Superman. Luthor just thought it was a joke.
2. Later on, the computer programmer revealed to Superman that she knew he was Clark Kent, but she died soon after.
3. Kenny Braverman, Clark Kent's childhood friend, became a villain known as Conduit, and he also knew who Clark was, but Kenny also died with his knowledge.
4. Manchester Black learned Clark's identity, but killed himself without telling anyone.
5. Black HAD given the information to Luthor as well, but erased the information from his brain before Black killed himself.
6. After he "died," they had to explain how Clark Kent happened to show up at the same time Superman did, so with the help of Supergirl's shape-changing abilities, Clark and Superman stood side-by-side.
7. After Clark forgot to take his wedding ring off, that started a whole "Mrs. Superman" craze that died down when the rest of the JLA revealed that THEY were wedding bands, which was a symbol of their "marriage to justice" or something like that.
Am I missing some?
ODD COMIC THINGS
Isn't it weird how anonymous the Olympics is in the DC Universe? They have all these Olympic medalists who no one ever recognizes, nor is it ever made into a big deal by any character. Are the Olympics just not as big of a deal in a world filled with superheroes?
Well, that's it for this installment of Snark Free Corner.
Hope you had fun!
- Posted on February 5, 2007 @ 08:58 PM






31 Comments
Billy F
February 6, 2007 at 3:06 am
for the cover homage, is it Byrnes Superman: Man of Steel # 1?
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 6, 2007 at 3:07 am
"They have all these Olympic medalists who no one ever recognizes"
I couldn't tell you what a gold medalist looked like a week after the Olympics, unless their one of the one's the media decides to make a deal about (Ian Thorpe, Cathy Freeman etc).
DanCJ
February 6, 2007 at 4:03 am
My guess was also The Man of Steel #1 (collectors edition), but I'm pretty sure that image has been used dozens of times before that - including the posters for one of the Christopher Reeve Superman films.
I like that X-Men cover thing
Tomer
February 6, 2007 at 4:16 am
The cover, I believe, is an homage of Supemrna: Man of Steel #1.
As for the Hidden Years covers:
84 - Under Iceman's armpit.
85 - Between Beast's laft hand & right leg.
86 - Under Beast's right arm.
87 - Jean's left glove.
Marvel's detectives? The closest ones are Spider-Man and Daredevil. Other than them, there are only non-powered characters like Dakota North, but none stand as a great detective like Batman, Elongated Man etc.
Tomer
February 6, 2007 at 4:19 am
ARGGHHH...
Of Course I meant "Superman".
("Supemrna"??? What the heck?)
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 6, 2007 at 4:52 am
"Who is the greatest detective in the Marvel Universe?"
Black Panther.
Well, from what I hear of his current series, if the writer was to have him do it, he'd be the best at it.
Maybe Ben Urich?
"Why do you think being a detective is such a big deal in the DC Universe, but not a big deal at all in the Marvel Universe?"
I'm tempted to say because the original characters were created much earlier, and draw strongly from the pulp's of the time which had lots of detective characters, but I'm not sure how true that is for characters such as Ralph Dibney.
Maybe it's because a lot of the writers at DC like Pulp's more, and when they became editors encouraged the ideas they always liked.
(seems to me a lot more of DC's good writers became editors than over at Marvel.)
Gordon
February 6, 2007 at 6:04 am
“Why do you think being a detective is such a big deal in the DC Universe, but not a big deal at all in the Marvel Universe?â€
I wonder - besides the pulp origins - if it's a question of relatability with the characters as well.
For example, Marvel's focus in the 60s was on "heroes with problems" - the Fantastic Four's bickering, Spider-Man worrying about Aunt May, etc. Readers might not necessarily get super-powers, but they could easily relate to characters who had problems of their own. So Marvel provided relatability on an emotional level.
DC's use of detectives, I think, is more a relatability of skill. Batman is a prime example - anyone could, with enough training and discipline, become an excellent detective. Take away any hero's powers - like the Barry Allen Flash - and you still have a person who can be easily emulated. (Or, like the Atom, have scientific skills).
Either way, it's kind of two sides of the same coin - even though I'm more of a DC fan than a Marvel fan, I think there's room for *both* kinds of characters.
Mike Loughlin
February 6, 2007 at 6:43 am
Kirby & Lee didn't have time for detectives- they were too busy throwing their characters from Melodrama! to Action!!! and back.
Adam Jones
February 6, 2007 at 7:06 am
Rex Volcanno is the best detective in the MU.
Jer
February 6, 2007 at 7:09 am
"7. After Clark forgot to take his wedding ring off, that started a whole “Mrs. Superman†craze that died down when the rest of the JLA revealed that THEY were wedding bands, which was a symbol of their “marriage to justice†or something like that."
Really? I missed that one. It's nice that he has friends who would lie for him like that, but you have to wonder what the average "man on the street" thinks of the Justice League -- sometimes they seem like a bunch of Freemasons with superpowers, with their secret headquarters, weird rituals, and strict membership policies. Then other times they seem like a bunch of weirdos living in the sewers of Detroit fighting no-name criminals, then an enforcement branch of the United Nations, and then back to a superpowered version of the Elks. It must be damn strange to live in the DCU.
Anonymous
February 6, 2007 at 7:10 am
Jessica (I am not Spiderwoman) Jones is a private investigator.
James
February 6, 2007 at 7:32 am
The correct answer to the question "Who is the best detective in the Marvel Universe" is, of course, Dakota North.
MarkAndrew
February 6, 2007 at 10:25 am
Gordon: That was a damn good explanation.
Let's pretend I said what he said, but first.
Also, I am shamed by the subtle, yet-all pervasive anti-Byrne bias in this post. (That joke NEVER gets old.)
John
February 6, 2007 at 10:29 am
"Who is the greatest detective in the Marvel Universe? Why do you think being a detective is such a big deal in the DC Universe, but not a big deal at all in the Marvel Universe?"
Good question. I'd say it was because detective stories are by their nature plot-driven, like Golden & Silver Age DC stories, and Silver Age Marvel had more of an emphasis on character-driven conflict. Hence, no detectives.
"After Clark forgot to take his wedding ring off, that started a whole “Mrs. Superman†craze that died down when the rest of the JLA revealed that THEY were wedding bands, which was a symbol of their “marriage to justice†or something like that."
Wow. THAT was how they resolved that plotline? Superman forgetting to take off his wedding ring is a great story premise, but the resolution sounds really goofy, in the Silver Age sense.
"Isn’t it weird how anonymous the Olympics is in the DC Universe? They have all these Olympic medalists who no one ever recognizes, nor is it ever made into a big deal by any character. Are the Olympics just not as big of a deal in a world filled with superheroes?"
What Olympians do they have besides Jefferson (Black Lightning) Pierce?
MarkAndrew
February 6, 2007 at 10:43 am
I think the All Star Squadron version of Amazing Man was an Olympian. I know that Arrowette, who's one of my all-time favorite DC comics characters, was. And Merlyn the evil Green Arrow was on the other team.
I sort of vaguely remember a Bob Haney Teen Titans story where the Titans were Olympians... or helping Olympians... or something.
Chris
February 6, 2007 at 10:47 am
The only other DC Olympian I can think of is Michael Holt, Mr Terrifc. Although looking at wikipedia, apparently the original Mr Terrific was also an Olympian. I can't remember them ever saying what Michael Holt competed in, so for all we know, he could be a Gold Metal Ballroom Dancer.
Bry
February 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
Arrowette from Young Justice was another DC Olympian. She quit being a vigilante archer and instead competed in the summer Olympics and won the gold medal, as I recall from my high school-attending, Young Justice-reading days.
Bry
February 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
(Ha, somehow missed that detail of MarkAndrew's post saying the same!)
Jason
February 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
Technically, Cissie won in the Australia Games, not the Olympics. Then again, which Olympaid had a country come in comprised entirely of supervillains? Ah, Zandia...
MarkAndrew
February 6, 2007 at 11:55 am
Bah! I'm 30 and I'm STILL a Young Justice fan.
JD
February 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Anonymous said :
"Jessica (I am not Spiderwoman) Jones is a private investigator."
Actually, Jessica (the first spiderwoman) Drew was a private investigator too in the 80s.
L.P. Mandrake
February 6, 2007 at 12:19 pm
For awhile, Bishop was the best detective in the MU.
SanctumSanctorumComix
February 6, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Finding those hidden #'s wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
(Although, the inability to "embiggen" the pic was a bit of an eye strain.)
As for Greatest Detective in the Marvel U...?
It's cheating, but...
DOCTOR STRANGE.
He has, on several occasions, been able to replay past events by having the Eye of Agamotto "see" the past and superimpose it over the present.
He has tracked down Mordo (who had kidnapped the Ancient One) and some thieves in that manner.
Also, with his ability to manipulate time, he was able to witness many such occurrences (firsthand).
The Eye can force people to speak the truth (and even if they don't speak - it SHOWS the truth).
He's also been able to go inside the minds & memories of people to see what they are thinking/hiding.
Not quite "sleuthing" (piecing together bits and pieces of info to form a conclusion), but still "detection" nevertheless.
~P~
P-TOR
Bry
February 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Hey, I still fondly remember Young Justice, though I haven't read the series in some time. It was a lighthearted, fun, entertaining romp of a comic book, only to be replaced by Teen (Angst) Titans. It had a good run, at least.
Robin, Impulse and Superboy were my favourite superhero characters, back then. And now Kon-El's dead, and Bart Allen might as well be (what with being turned into a 20-something emo boy)... Well, I miss the fun, is all.
Murrkon5
February 6, 2007 at 10:04 pm
The Way-Back Machine recalls Captain Stacy (father to Gwen Stacy) as a heckuva detective. He puzzled out that Peter Parker and Spider-Man were one and the same on his lunch hour. Of course, he's dead.
Daredevil is the closest nomination I can think of. At least, the Daredevil I last read years ago. There was an element of the hero and the lawyer identities both assembling a case of clues.
Mostly the lack of Marvel detectives stems from the lack of subtle villains. Very few Marvel criminals commit elegant crimes. 90% of Marvel bad guys are only happy ripping up skyscrapers by the roots. Don't need a forensics degree to find them.
Matt Bird
February 6, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I can't believe nobody's mentioned my pre-1986 fave Marvel detective, Hannibal King: Vampire P.I.! Nobody beats Dakota North though. (and maybe DC likes detectives so much because, oh I don't know, that's what the "D" stands for?)
Andrew-TLA
February 7, 2007 at 12:14 am
How about Hannibal King? He managed to be a fairly successful PI while suppressing his vampire instincts.
Brian Cronin
February 7, 2007 at 12:34 am
How about Hannibal King? He would be a good choice.
Hannibal King
February 7, 2007 at 9:55 am
Did anyone think to mention Hannibal King yet ?
The Mutt
February 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Now that I've been thinking about it, the Marvel hero that seems to spend the most time doing detective work like tailing suspects, studying evidence, talking to snitches, slipping into offices after dark, etc... is Spider-Man.
Apodaca
February 12, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Thank god no one's brought up Hannibal King.