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What I bought - 14 February 2007
This week's post: Approximately 97% pertinent review information free! Yes, I just thought I'd rant. About whatever strikes me about each comic book. Some economics will be involved. Come on, it'll be fun!
First of all, I did something somewhat unprecedented this week, for which you must all praise me! I mentioned that I am trying, however haphazardly and fitfully, to cull some titles from my weekly purchases. So I skipped Batman #663. Yes, I skipped a comic written by the God of All Comics starring probably my favorite superhero! Why would I do this? First of all, John van Fleet used to draw things, but this computer-generated art looked as bad as Pepe Moreno's art in Batman: Digital Justice ... and that book came out in 1989! Second, it's a Joker story. Yawn. Third, I wasn't all that impressed with Morrison's first arc, which was entertaining but less than amazing. Fourth ... you know, if I want to read prose, I'll buy prose! I just didn't want to slog through all that to get to a resolution of "Hey, it was a Joker story!" So I skipped it.
I also skipped Ultimate X-Men #79 because that Ultimate Cable story was just lousy. Considering that not long ago this was the best X-title, that's quite a fall. I bought issue #1 in December of 2000 and every one since then. Robert Kirkman and Ben Oliver drove me from it! But it's liberating to drop a title, don't you think?
Casanova #7 by Matt Fraction and Gabriel Bá. $1.99, Image.
That's a creepy cover when you consider they're brother and sister.
This book costs two dollars, and I'm sure a lot of people say that it's not as long as "regular" comics, so the price makes no difference. I would argue, however, that Fraction and Bá pack more into each panel, and that there are more panels, than your standard comic book. So what's the deal with people who don't check this out? At least they could pick up an issue! Actually, the biggest problem with this book is accessibility. But Fraction says he will e-mail you a detailed plot synopsis if you ask him to!
And the text pieces have been nice. This one is longer than usual, and, with one exception, Fraction is right: Watching your wife lose a pregnancy is horrible. The text pieces reveal a lot about Fraction, and they are always interesting.
A trade paperback will be out soon: $12.99 for seven issues. You might want to check it out!  Â
Gødland #16 by Joe Casey and Tom Scioli. $.60, Image.
Speaking of which, this costs sixty (60) cents. 60¢! 6-0! Why WOULDN'T you buy it? Plus, it's a recap issue, so if you haven't been buying it, here's your chance to catch up! I just don't get why you wouldn't give this a chance. I mean, everyone whines about the price of comics, and how it sucks that we have to pay 3 dollars for 22 pages of Millar shitting all over our childhood and Winick pretending that Captain Marvel is freakin' Marvelman, yet when a book that costs 60 pennies come out, people ignore it. You have no excuse. If you don't like it, fine. But don't whine about the price of comics when companies outside of the myopic Big Two are trying to hook readers and you don't want to exit your comfort zone, because that won't fly!
Seriously. It's a good comic, and gets you up to speed nicely. Of course, if you don't believe a dipshit like me, you can always take the advice of this fine fellow who's quoted on the back of the book:Â
Now that's someone who obviously know what they're talking about!
Marvel Adventures #9 by Jeff Parker, Juan Santacruz, and Raul Fernandez. #2.99, Marvel.
I know this came out a few weeks ago, but my store sold out, so they had to get another one. It's fine. A nice little superhero book, although it's not as great as everyone said it was. Parker goes to the Karl well too often for a joke, for instance. But I will say: I would read an entire comic book about the A.I.M. company barbecue.Â
Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #12 by Warren Ellis, Stuart Immonen, and Wade von Grawbadger. $2.99, Marvel.
Well, it's over. Not much to say, is there? I don't really mourn that much when one of my favorite comic books gets the axe. I regret it, certainly, but I don't go into a depression spiral like those Spider-Girl fans. Whatever. Nextwave deserved better, but so did a lot of good comics who went before their time. Go here for weeping and gnashing of teeth (and some very funny comments).
Whenever a book like this dies, it seems to be that it's a good example of what comics fans say they want but don't buy. You want non-stop action? You want some snarky humor? You want obscure, goofy, yet lovable villains? "Yes!" we clamor. But the answer is a resounding NO. We want heroes sitting around a table for four issues talking and a cloned god killing heroes. The numbers don't lie, people!
So it's gone. Please don't whine about how all comics do is show one Superman beating another to death with his bare hands and turn heroes into thugs for the government and how sad it makes you. Because it doesn't make you sad. You love it.
Let's hear it one more time, Tabitha!
MINI-SERIES I BOUGHT BUT DID NOT READ.
Midnight Sun #3 (of 5) by Ben Towle. $2.95, SLG.
This comes out every three months, so I'll have a full review in late summer. Be here!
Well, that was fun. I just like to let off steam every once in a while, and this was the perfect week to do it, as one comic ended, another is going away for a while, and another is a recap issue. Rant along in the comments, everyone!
- Posted on February 15, 2007 @ 07:50 AM






22 Comments
Ye Olde Iowa
February 15, 2007 at 8:42 am
Be glad that you skipped Batman # 663. It was poorly written and the art was absolutely atrocious. As a big fan of Morrison, I was embarassed for him as I read it. It was hard-to-read bad. I've been pretty disappointed with Morrison's run on the title (he is trying to do his "revampt everything" schtick and it's just not working), but this was worse than I could have imagined, especially considering all of the hype behind it from both DC and Morrison himself. They should be ashamed.
Dave
February 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
I skipped Batman #663 when I flipped it open randomly and the first word I saw on the page was "Harley Quinn."
Matt D
February 15, 2007 at 10:27 am
See for me that'd be a pull. And I'm long used to text/comic hybrids from the super keen and terribly underrated Thieves and Kings (www.iboxpublishing.org, last I checked).
Damn, that first part reminds me. Why isn't Karl Kesel writing a monthly book anyway?
Greg Burgas
February 15, 2007 at 10:30 am
It's certainly not going to put me off a book by itself, Matt, but combined with all the other stuff, I thought, "No thanks."
The Cosh
February 15, 2007 at 10:49 am
I didn't particularly enjoy Grant's first Batman story as it came out but, when I sat down and read it in one go it seemed pretty good.
Mike Loughlin
February 15, 2007 at 10:55 am
Oh man, Ultimate X-Men: I bought it from issue 1 to the most recent annual. At times, it was mediocre (but "mediocre" to everyone else is "okay" to an X-Men fan). At times, it was lots of fun. Kirkman & Co. turned it to garbage. I haven't read the Cable arc, and I'm glad I didn't.
What is the "Karl well?"
Greg Burgas
February 15, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Karl is an A.I.M. technician who's incompetent. There are at least three jokes about it, which is two too many.
Evan Waters
February 15, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I think the problem is this- we don't HEAR that there's a book out there delivering what we want until it's too late. I had no idea about how good NEXTWAVE was until I saw the MODOK Elvii. I didn't hear BLUE BEETLE was a fun book until about issue #11. These books are on the periphery of what DC and Marvel want to be publishing- they don't get the promotion that CIVIL WAR and JLA and JSA do. You hear that they exist, but the hype sort of disappears after launch, drowned out by the hype for the big events.
I don't know how DC and Marvel can improve promotion, but we need to hear more than "okay, this is shipping next week." They maybe need to emphasize tone so that we know what kind of book to expect- "the insanity continues in the next ALL-NEW ATOM!" or somesuch.
Anonymous
February 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Or "worship Nextwave. It is your life, your soul your everything
WITH forbush man."
"O" the Humanatee!
February 15, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Re your dropping Batman: I've been thinking recently about my own behavior in dropping titles, and wondering if I'm more likely to drop a book when a highly regarded creator doesn't live up to his/her rep or his/her abilities as judged from other work than when a mediocre or unfamiliar creator produces mediocre work. (I had a book or books in mind, but can't think of them right now.) Does this resonate with anyone else?
John Seavey
February 15, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Having now read Nextwave (because the first trade came out the same week as the last issue, in a Marvel marketing masterstroke).........
Hmm.
First, I think your reasoning is fallacious when you say, "Oh, this is what comics fans say they want, but they really want what they're getting." Comics fans say they want non-stop action, snarky humor, and goofy villains, but I've rarely heard them say they want Machine Man, Boom-Boom, and Photon together in one book, and I've certainly rarely seen them say, "Hey, I'd like a book that doesn't pay much, if any attention to the established personalities of these characters and writes them like generic Warren Ellis characters!" Warren Ellis picked very obscure characters who can't carry a book to carry his book, and lo and behold, they didn't sell. No mystery there.
And to be honest, after reading Nextwave, I'm not sure it deserved to survive. I mean it was entertaining, yes, in a junk food junkie sort of way, but there was this constant underpinning of contempt for its audience. It was tremendously lazy, as though Ellis was saying, "I'll just put in some fight scenes, some one-liners, a skeletal plot, and some jokes involving perverse sexual practices. That should be enough for you slope-browed wankers, right?" And yes, for the half-hour it took me to read it, it probably was, but I wasn't unaware that Ellis thought that was as much as he needed to do.
(And the best news all day was that they're coming out with Marvel Adventures: Iron Man...the Marvel Adventures line continues to be consistently better than its mainstream Marvel counterpart on a title-by-title, issue-by-issue basis. Which is, of course, not relevant to Nextwave at all, but you mentioned Marvel Adventures: Avengers in there too, so it gave me an excuse.)
stealthwise
February 15, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Silence! Nextwave is love. Nextwave is godly. Nextwave is ALL.
And yeah, I stupidly picked up the damn issue of Casanova, thinking it was going to be the start of a new arc (who plots seven-issue arcs? WHO?), and missed out on the Godland issue, because I missed the cover price, and didn't notice that it was a recap issue.
Stupid, stupid rat creatures... I mean, me.
chris
February 15, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Bad news about Midnight Sun. The remaining issues won't be coming out in single form. Just a graphic novel. It sucks.
http://www.benzilla.com/?p=616
Greg Burgas
February 15, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Thanks, Chris. My review of the first issue said it was FAR better suited for a graphic novel form and would read better as a collection, so I wish they had just done this from the beginning.
Patrick
February 15, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I've been reading Ultimate X-Men from the start, and for years is was exactly what I wanted, and a great alternative to the disjointed mess that is the 616 X-books. But man, Kirkman's really been pushing his luck lately. I haven't dropped the book yet -- when I've been reading something for 80 issues I'll give it more leeway then I usually would. But he's on thin ice.
To be fair, though, #81's pretty good. I'm not buying that Xavier's actually dead and it's silly that Kirkman is trying to convince us he is, but it's a good catching up/funeral issue, with some great cameos and at least one generally unexpected appearance. There's also a very nice bait-and-switch with Ultimate Shadow King, but I won't give it away for anybody.
Grant
February 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Batman #663 was kind of interesting. It wasn't great but there's a lot of cool stuff happening. I'd probably dig it more if it was a double sized comic story but it's an interesting take on the Joker.
Though it does seem like Morrison's Batman stuff is kind of an afterthought. It seems like Superman is getting more love and attention.
Omar Karindu
February 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Put me down as someone who had happily anticipated and was badly let down by Batman #663. Morrison's trying to make his prose purple enough to substitute for the garish visuals, but the result for me was just some miserably overblown descriptive passages outlining a fairly typical "Joker kills people!" plot. There're a few interesting points here with regard to the psychological descriptions of Harley Quinn and the Joker.
The major difficulty here is that the plot is really coasting on some rather overelaborated symbolism: it's as if Arkham Asylum: A Serious House... had been published as a script book rather than a comic, or perhaps as a proposal.
And what makes it worse is the degree to which Morrison's chosen visual symbolism, which simply underlines the stretch his prose style has to try in order to try and work as a comic. The writing is so over the top in tone as a result that there's no sense of suspense or build; it's all climax, with the result that the actual climax isn't one.
Nor is the plot all that brilliant: for all the expectations heaped on Morrison in his stated desire to "make the Joker scary again," having him kill people isn't innovative, and it's hardly some sort of wild new take on a character who's spent far too many storylines simply killing people for his murders to have much impact on the reader.
It's the format that was the experiment here; and that format, detailed above, doesn't really work as a prose story or as a comic. I does, however, do a ggood job of demonstrating the vast gap between prose and comics as media, mainly by way of plummeting into that gap.
s1rude
February 17, 2007 at 11:55 pm
The "make the Joker scary again" idea is his having "no Self". It is a scary idea, and a nice, new contrast to Bats who is all "Self", all about HIS mission. It also provides a nice retro explanation for the various presentations of the character over the years ("the Satire Years, before Camp, and New Homicidal, and all the other Jokers he's been").
A good idea does not a good story make, however. I was going to refer to Morrison's work as "purple prose", but Omar beat me to it. Even as an attempt to emulate pulp, it comes off more as fan fic. Of a story Dini & Timm told better a decade ago, accompanied by screen shots of a bad video game.
I want to go back and read all of "Batman & Son" in one sitting before rendering a final decision on dropping it, but so far this run feels like Morrison at his most mediocre - cool concepts/ideas wrapped in a middling story featuring archetypes instead of characters.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 19, 2007 at 12:41 am
So did you run around the house screaming with joy when one of your fave books quoted you on the back cover?
How many copies did you buy?
Anyone else think they should market Godland as 'From the guy who wrote X-men and Superman high on coke'?
I might have to get the 2nd trade of Godland. The first didn't excite me too much, except for the drug hungry floatiing head, but I re-read Automatic Kafka on the weekend, and it left me hungry for more Casey.
Lynxara
February 19, 2007 at 1:10 am
Nextwave is a fantastic read as an action book and kind of weak and self-indulgent on other levels. I'm still sorry to see it go, since, wow, it was like a never-ending guitar solo when it came to awesome fights.
As a humor comic? Ah, I gleefully recall being flamed as I pointed out entire stretches of gags and characterization points Ellis was really just lifting from popular sitcoms. There's even Family Guy manatee jokes in it, people!
Greg Burgas
February 19, 2007 at 7:26 am
I only bought one copy, FGJ. I didn't see the quote until I was at home. And I didn't run screaming around the house, as that would have upset the children. I did point it out to my wife, who smiled in that indulgent way that she has that lets me know she thinks she married an idiot. But I don't care!
jarkoer
February 23, 2007 at 11:18 am
Yeah, Spider-Girl fans and their "depression spyral". Tom Brevoort says something different in "Omega Flight Fans Must Be Stopped", paragraph #5.
http://www.marvel.com/blogs/tom%20brevoort
Well, one is now forced to either reconsider and learn something, or... one can simply find new ways to criticize other people in order to make us feel better while at the same time not changing a damn thing about the world. Being a cynic of human nature, I'm opting that the latter is more likely.