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Saturday, April 28th, 2007 at 7:38 PM EST
Updated: Saturday, April 28th, 2007 at 7:45 PM EST
Comics fans have a really odd sort of love-hate affair with television and the movies. I moderated the TV/Film forum here at CBR for many years, and I can tell you flat-out that nothing — NOTHING, not politics, not religion, not even Star Trek vs. Star Wars — nothing inspired as much seething, spit-spraying rage as the arguments over the various comics-to-film adaptations that have been coming out over the last decade and a half.
And this has been going on as long as I’ve been interested in superhero comics. I vividly remember playground arguments about if the Adam West Batman was “too dumb” and high school arguments about whether Lou Ferrigno’s Hulk should be allowed to speak or not. (I voted no.) The internet just takes it up a notch… there are more people to disagree with you.
But the arguments, on a playground or on the internet, are always about the same things. “They left out this! They screwed that up! That guy is totally wrong for the role!” And, of course, “The script sucks!”
Lately, though, the digital revolution has changed this equation a bit. The same way cheap photocopy technology made a booming ‘zine and indie comics culture possible, advances in computer and video technology have created a sudden wave of fan activity in films. Want to see your dream superhero movie? Make it yourself!
And the REALLY amazing thing is… these homemade movies have an audience. There was a late-night screening at Northwest Film Forum a while back of the amateur re-creation of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the one done by the three kids. We thought it would be an amusing end to an evening out, figuring there’d be maybe twenty or twenty-five other hardcore geeks wanting to satiate their curiosity.
Not so much. Julie and I stood in a line that snaked around the block and waited for almost an hour… and we were turned away at the door, because they’d sold out. This was the SECOND show they’d added.
There’s a whole burgeoning underground film market that’s aimed directly at us, consisting of fan films, failed TV pilots, and uncirculated movies. Convention bootleggers are doing a booming business now that DVDs are so easy and cheap to make, and high-speed internet and YouTube are making it easier all the time to roll your own right at home, as well. For whatever reason, I’ve been watching a lot of these things lately, and I thought I’d mention a few of them here.
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The first one of these I ever saw is also one of the most ambitious: Dan Poole’s Spider-Man film The Green Goblin’s Last Stand.

This remains an astonishing feat of guerrilla filmmaking. It’s a full-length movie, not a short or a sample reel, and Poole made it for about $400 and change. He did it as an audition piece for James Cameron (who was slated to make Spider-Man at the time.) The amazing thing is that, considering how homemade everything looks and how low-budget the thing is, it has real conviction. The fight scenes are really quite powerful, especially the final confrontation; the amateurishness is all gone by the time you get to the final sequence of Spider-Man and the Goblin slugging it out. That scene honestly looks like it hurts. (You know that thing you see in the Tobey Maguire movies where Spidey has his mask half torn away? That’s Dan Poole’s riff, from back in 1992, and I’m absolutely convinced Raimi swiped it from this movie.)
It’s a straight-ahead adaptation of the “Death of Gwen Stacy” story from Spider-Man #121 and 122, and though it’s clearly a student, amateur film — the acting will make you wince sometimes, and as for the scenes with the Goblin “flying” on his glider, well, the less said the better — but nevertheless, the sheer enthusiasm radiating from every frame of the thing makes it worth a look. You have to admire the willingness of Dan Poole himself as Spider-Man to risk his neck getting convincing shots of Spidey leaping from the roof of a parking garage to land on a speeding car full of crooks… in a sequence probably all filmed on illegal locations in downtown Baltimore.
The nice thing is, after years of having his movie copied and sold by convention bootleggers, Poole is now able to realize a little cash on it himself. You can buy a documentary DVD detailing the making of Goblin (that includes the entire original film) here, from Poole’s Alpha Dog Productions. There’s also a link on that page leading you to a place you can watch it online for free.
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Batman’s a favorite subject of fan films. After all, it’s mostly just costumes and fight choreography, right? It’s not like you have to make a guy fly or lift a tank or anything. As a property, Batman and his world must seem seductively film-able compared to, say, the Green Lantern Corps or Iron Man. As a result, you get a lot of excruciatingly bad Batman fan films.
Sandy Collora’s the exception. Probably because unlike most of the other guys making Batman fan films, he’s actually a professional. A Hollywood sculptor and artist who worked on all sorts of big-budget releases like Jurassic Park, Alien Nation, and Predator, he put together the delightful short film Batman: Dead End, featuring Batman versus the Joker and a host of Predators, as well as a cameo from the Alien.

It sounds like the most ridiculous piece of fan fiction you ever ran across: “Batman! An’ Joker! An’ then they fight the Predator! And there’s the monster from Alien too!” And on a story level, it certainly is pretty light. But then, this IS a sample reel.
What it serves as a sample of, though, isn’t just Collora’s knack for creatures and costumes. It’s also a great example of his grasp of lighting, character, and atmosphere.

Collora has said that he made this, back in 2003, partly as an answer to the Joel Schumacher Batman films: “No, no, Batman looks like THIS.” He’s pretty convincing; he sold me, at any rate. Visually the whole thing is an Alex Ross painting come to life.

Watching it, I was struck by the fact that I never had to make allowances the way I did for Dan Poole’s Spider-Man. I was completely convinced that this was a real Batman movie, it was A-list stuff. Sadly, though, it ends just as it’s getting warmed up, and story-wise, there’s not much going on. A couple of character bits and a fight scene and then it’s over.
You have a similar problem watching Collora’s follow-up effort, a trailer for an as-yet-nonexistent World’s Finest film.

Here the problem is more that, well, you want to see the movie, and the movie doesn’t exist. There are tantalizing glimpses of Luthor, Lois, the Daily Planet, kryptonite, the Batcave, Two-Face, and Bruce and Clark in their civilian identities… enough to make you think there’s a real script out there somewhere.

I have no idea if there is indeed a finished script that this little fake trailer was based on or not, but if there is, DC could do a hell of a lot worse than to pay Sandy Collora for it and publish it as a graphic novel adaptation. Get somebody like Stuart Immonen to illustrate it. In the meantime, there’s a link to download the trailer here, as well as lots of cool photos from the film and also behind-the-scenes production shots.

And while we’re on the subject, here’s where you can download Batman: Dead End in its entirety.
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My favorite of these fan-made shorts is also the most aching disappointment.

It’s Grayson, by John Fiorella. This is another faux trailer, but it’s even more compelling than the one for World’s Finest.
The main reason this little short is both the best one I’ve seen and also the most gratingly frustrating, is that the movie you get glimpses of here is infinitely more interesting and ambitious than any other fan film in my experience. It’s an original story, and it’s got a terrific premise: the adult Dick Grayson must come out of retirement to track down Batman’s killer, in spite of being warned off by the Gotham police department, Superman, and the entire JLA.

Think Miller’s Dark Knight, but starring Robin instead of Batman. There are countless wonderful throwaway moments, visually arresting set-pieces and fight choreography, great bits of dialogue; more than any other fan effort I’ve ever seen, this is a confident, sophisticated piece.

What will shock you, considering how slick the whole thing looks, is how low-tech the entire operation was. This was another guerrilla shoot, with Fiorella often using unauthorized locations and drafting friends and relatives at need.

A great deal of it was apparently filmed — without permission — in his apartment complex’s parking garage and adjacent alley. The mission statement was clear — tempt someone into bankrolling the actual Grayson film.

And certainly, everyone I know who’s seen it wants to see more.

In addition to watching the Grayson trailer itself — go to this link to download it — you can also find out how this extraordinary feat was accomplished, if you are curious about that sort of thing. (I was.) Fiorella has made a short documentary piece available for download at the same page, explaining how he made the film.
The disappointment — at least for me; your mileage may vary — is that these various short films are terrific, terrific auditions and they’ve resulted in… no movies. For example, I would hire John Fiorella to direct a Batman film in a hot second. Especially since he certainly knows how to keep one eye on a budget. I bet Sandy Collura could have given us a better Superman movie than Bryan Singer did, especially on the same budget. At the very least, why isn’t DC after these guys to write something for them?
I want more, damn it. Somebody should hire these guys so we can see what else they’ve got. I’d be an appreciative audience for sure, and I don’t think I’m alone.
See you next week.






18 Comments
Rohan Williams
April 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm
I wasn’t a fan of Dead End, myself. I mean, the effects were good- which, yes, I realise is all Collora was trying to prove- but that’s about it, and once the fans turned it into ‘the great unknown Batman film’, I just didn’t get the appeal. So yeah, top marks to Collora, but head-shaking to the fanboy community.
Did you know Donald F. Glut- a reasonably prolific TV writer who created the Masters of the Universe- made a Spider-Man fan film before he went pro? I’m not sure if it’s any good, but yeah, there you go.
Speaking of rage over comic-to-film adaptations… I think some fanboys are gonna go fucking crazy (in a bad way) over Spidey 3. I saw it last week, and anybody reading this comments section who works in a comic book store or whatever, be prepared for some major bitching. I loved it, but I’m not sure it’s what fans are expecting.
Apodaca
April 28, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I think the main reason that these guys aren’t being snapped up is pride. It’s pretty embarassing for both DC Comics and whatever studio they’re teamed up with for the property to make it known that someone with no rights or permits and a miniscule budget is able to make a movie that’s as well received or moreso than their blockbuster.
Also, I’m sure that DC has a hard enough time with unsolicited scripts. They probably don’t want to encourage people.
Conor E
April 28, 2007 at 9:31 pm
You’re dead on about that “Alex Ross painting come to life” comment, for a moment I tohught that first Batman image WAS a Ross painting.
Lambo
April 28, 2007 at 9:32 pm
I saw the Grayson trailer around three years ago and was blown away, mainly because I really didn’t know there was anything like this going on at the time. Glad this popped up to make me remember.
stealthwise
April 28, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Crap, crap, and more crapola.
I hate these fanfilms, crammed down my throat through various net-venues by fanboys who geek out over seeing something that doesn’t half-suck; I don’t understand nor care about the fanfic/fanvid communities, and find it insulting when someone tries to tell me that Batman: Dead End is good. It’s like the slow kid getting a gold star when he manages to remember to put five fingers on each hand of the stick figures he’s scrawled out.
Too snarky?
Probably, but I’m astounded at the unwarranted popularity of some of these fanfilms that are out there.
fanfilmfollies
April 28, 2007 at 10:46 pm
I wish you would of expanded you horizons with this article - you basically wrote about the same fan films a million other articles write about without doing an ounce of homework. It was entertaining, but in a total I have seen this Episode of Happy Days a millions times already kind of way.
Donald Glut did not create Masters of the Universe although he did write for that and many other animation shows.
And how can Fan Films be crammed down anyones throat - if you don’t like what you see or hear then move on. It is as easy as that.
And Spidey 3 is going to rock, but I am sure fanboys will piss and moan over it. That is all fanboys do.
Ryan Dunlavey
April 29, 2007 at 12:02 am
Thinking about all the time, money, talent, technical skill and personal sacrifice that was wasted on these masturbatory fan projects depresses the hell out of me.
Fan films really only work when they’re played for laughs: Pink Five, TROOPS and the shorts Zeb Wells did before he went pro are prime examples.
These skilled filmakers would be a lot better off making original films of their OWN characters and ideas rather than ones owned by entertainment megaconglomerates. Maybe they just lack the imagination required to do so - seeing as how half the ideas and dialogue from that “World’s Finest” fan trailer were just lifted from the WB animated film of the same name, that’s probably the case.
Greg Hatcher
April 29, 2007 at 7:42 am
Everyone’s entitled to their opinion… but this part I take exception to. I assure you there was a great deal of homework. When I got the idea for this week’s topic I went looking through dozens of other comic and superhero fan films. I’m always interested in these kind of DIY efforts and it resonated with me as a new 21st century version of a fanzine.
But like most fanzines, you have to wade through a great deal of crap to get to the occasional promising newcomer. I didn’t write about the vast crop of crappy ones because most of them were AWFUL. Really, they were. The typical fan film I saw was an actor in a bad costume coming out of the shadows to confront a thug or group of thugs and beating the crap out of them. The end. I must have seen twenty or thirty like that. (In fact that’s probably the biggest flaw with Dead End… but it’s basically designed as a calling card, it wasn’t really supposed to be more.)
But I see no need to call the horrible ones out by name just because I can — these are folks obviously trying to do something they feel really strongly about and if they fail miserably, well, so do lots of other fan creative endeavors. I really don’t think it necessary to kick someone who’s already crippled.
Seems to me that if these are the ones that keep getting written about, it’s because they are the ones that rise to the top. Sorry if it’s old ground, but you know, not EVERYONE who reads this thing is up on the subject.
If it makes you feel better, there were a couple of comedic shorts that almost made the cut, but they looked a little too Saturday Night Live to me: “Super Precinct” and “Fast Times At Hero High” both were pretty funny.
Perry Holley
April 29, 2007 at 10:58 am
Grayson is the only one I’ve seen in it’s entirity, although I’ve seen snippets of the others mentioned at various cons. Grayson in particular stood out to me simply because at that time the last theatrical Batfilm was Batman & Robin; I got more genuine entertainment from those few minutes of Grayson than from the entire B&R film.
These fanfilms are a lot like fanfic in general; an awful lot of crap, with a few gems here and there, but if you’re opposed to fanfic in general, even the best fanfilms won’t do anything for you.
Rohan Williams
April 30, 2007 at 1:03 am
Dan said…
“It’s pretty embarassing for both DC Comics and whatever studio they’re teamed up with for the property to make it known that someone with no rights or permits and a miniscule budget is able to make a movie that’s as well received or moreso than their blockbuster.”
And Greg said…
“I would hire John Fiorella to direct a Batman film in a hot second. Especially since he certainly knows how to keep one eye on a budget. I bet Sandy Collura could have given us a better Superman movie than Bryan Singer did, especially on the same budget. At the very least, why isn’t DC after these guys to write something for them?”
You know, I think that’s the thing I really don’t like about these fan films. I’m not saying they totally suck or anything, and I know some of the people involved are skilled, but they just get such a comically absurd over-reaction from fans.
Really, on any level, how is ‘Batman: Dead End’ or ‘World’s Finest’ more well-recieved than ‘Batman Begins’ or the ‘World’s Finest’ episodes of the Superman Animated Series? How do they demonstrate superior understanding of the characters; what technical merits do they have that makes it okay for fans to shit on the work of the uber-talented writers and directors that bring you actual movies like ‘Superman Returns’ or whatever?
I can understand, I guess, why you might be inclined to go crazy over ‘Grayson’ if you’ve just walked out of a screening of ‘Batman and Robin’. But to suggest that DC actually hire these guys to write their books, as Greg is… what do you see in those fan-films that demonstrates any real writing talent, let alone a talent that exceeds the actual writers they already have on the books?
I realise that sounds really snarky, but I’m mainly just curious/confused.
Greg Hatcher
April 30, 2007 at 6:43 am
I thought I made this clear; I’m not talking about the WRITING when I’m talking about Dead End. I’m talking about the atmosphere, the character design, the visual sense. I liked what Collora does with that stuff. And the glimpses you get of his version of Superman in World’s Finest suggest to me that he has a better handle on the guy than Bryan Singer did.
As far as the writing is concerned, I want to see the screenplays the trailers are based on. The fragments are tantalizing. I am curious. Especially about Grayson. Chances are a million to one against the movie being made, but I’d think a Prestige one-shot from DC would be do-able. THAT’s what I’m suggesting. I’m pretty sure that at no point did I imply anyone should be thrown off the regular books and replaced with these guys; I just want to see what else they can do.
And I think Fiorella would make a fine DIRECTOR of a Batman movie. Actually I think he’d make a fine director of any sort of adventure movie. That’s the beginning and the end of what I’m saying. The director sets the tone and casts the actors and designs the visual approach. I think Fiorella is a remarkable filmmaker, given what he accomplished and the limitations he was under when he made it work.
While we’re on the subject of bafflement, I really am not understanding the hostility in the comments; not you in particular, Rohan, but some of the venom I’m seeing here generally is amazing to me. Because in any other venue, comics readers can’t get enough of this stuff. Marvel and DC have essentially been DOING fan fiction in their regular books for quite a few years now. Practically the entire mainstream output of Joss Whedon, Judd Winnick, J. Michael Stracynski, Brad Meltzer and Kevin Smith…. it all suffers from the same flaws I’m seeing excoriated here in these comments. Not to mention that an enormous number of today’s ‘big-name’ creators came out of exactly this fan-fiction, underground, amateur zine culture; and I don’t know that their approach to the work makes a huge change when suddenly they get hired. Take away the Silver Age pastiche and the fan-fiction ultra-violence/continuity-fix/talk-about-your-feelings-pseudo-slash stuff from current Marvel and DC superhero books, and what’s left? Do we only sneer at it when it’s not official?
I BEG your pardon? You are reading things into what’s written that aren’t there. That’s setting up an argument that frankly, I did not make. How is it shitting on something good to suggest something ELSE is good? I really don’t think Superman Returns IS that good, I’ll cop to that — I think almost anyone who was more a fan of the books than the movies would have done better with it, certainly we wouldn’t have seen those vaguely creepy stalker incidents with Superman spying on Lois– but apart from that, I just don’t see what you’re saying. It’s not an either-or assumption. How is suggesting that a Fiorella Batman movie is worth making translate to a slap at Christopher Nolan? — whose movie didn’t EXIST when these were made, by the way. And a live-action World’s Finest certainly doesn’t seem to me to be in competition with an animated one done for television. What I’m suggesting is that these samples, designed to get these guys actual work, seem to be good enough to get them some kind of a gig. I’m wondering why no one’s given them a shot at SOMETHING, especially in a comics industry that’s ALREADY completely dominated by a fanfic mentality.
Matt
April 30, 2007 at 11:25 am
In terms of the hostility, I would guess the “Those who can, do; those who can’t, bitch about it incessantly” edict to perhaps be true here.
I don’t know if I’d go so far as to suggest that these guys deserve to helm major-studio, big-budget films based on these reels, but they certainly seem cogent enough to deserve at least a chance to pitch at DC and/or Marvel. I would think this would be seen as a great way to “farm team” guys who could turn into great creators.
And these types of projects EASILY surpass the notion of “fanboy masturbatory projects” when you consider they were done as essentially demo reels for one’s professional capabilities. That’s how it works in the entertainment industry–one way to get hired to make stuff for someone else is to prove you can do it by showing it, and that means making and paying for stuff like this. It’s attempted so often and by so many mediocre filmmakers that it’s probably diluted some of its appeal, but I’d be there are offices in Hollywood where the folks who made these films would be welcomed for consideration for pro jobs.
Billy F
April 30, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Even though it’s really stupid at times, “Losing Lois Lane” deserves a mention for being somewhat funny. (Ok, it is a tired concept, but it does induce a few chuckles).
And how about the longest fan film ever?…X-Men 3: The Last Stand
LA SHORTS FEST
April 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm
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Rohan Williams
April 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm
But Greg, you ARE talking about the writing if you’re saying that you’d like to see the screenplay for ‘Grayson’ turned into a Prestige Format book. That’s what I’m responding to. And I just don’t see anything in the ‘Grayson’ trailer, on a writing level, that puts it above the depressing, post-DKR grim’n'gritty superhero stuff that everybody here says they’re sick of seeing in comics.
Again, I’m not knocking the short. As you say, as a director, Fiorella demonstrates a bunch of stuff that I assume helped him get more work. I just don’t see what’s so hot about the writing.
“I BEG your pardon? You are reading things into what’s written that aren’t there. That’s setting up an argument that frankly, I did not make. How is it shitting on something good to suggest something ELSE is good?”
Now it’s my turn to think I made myself clear. I actually wasn’t responding to you there, I was responding to Apodaca. The guy I quoted, right at the start of my comment, who mentioned that these shorts were as “well received, if not more so” than actual superhero movies. That’s a fair point, in and of itself, but it reminds me of all those really bizarre discussions on the net about how “Dead End is totally the best Batman movie ever made, take that you hacks and corporate stooges!”
Which seems to be directly shitting on the work of the professionals, to me.
“In terms of the hostility, I would guess the “Those who can, do; those who can’t, bitch about it incessantly” edict to perhaps be true here.”
I don’t know about the other commenters, but I love short film. I love film in general. I have no problem acknowledging that the people who made the short films in question devoted a lot more effort to the projects than I’d be willing to, and have infinitely more film-making talent. But that doesn’t mean I have to like these short films, or understand the fuss over them.
I did like the Blue Beetle/Booster Gold fan-films that were going around on the net awhile ago. They were pretty cool.
Rohan Williams
April 30, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Greg said…
“Marvel and DC have essentially been DOING fan fiction in their regular books for quite a few years now. Practically the entire mainstream output of Joss Whedon, Judd Winnick, J. Michael Stracynski, Brad Meltzer and Kevin Smith…. it all suffers from the same flaws I’m seeing excoriated here in these comments.”
Sorry, I meant to pick up on this in my last comment, but totally forgot. The most obvious differences between those guys and the directors you’re talking about- as far as being given work from DC and Marvel- would be Buffy, Barry Ween, Babylon 5, a bunch of best-selling novels, and Clerks. Each of those guys has proven they’re capable of successful, original work, which actually involved writing, as opposed to impressive special effects.
As far as suffering from the “same flaws”, If you can find mainstream comics work from any of those guys that suffers from the flaw of ‘Batman fights Aliens and Predators, while the Joker quotes lines from Burton’s Batman movie’, please, be my guest.
Again, Batman fighting Aliens and Predators is quite cool, visually, which is what Collora was going for. But to compare the writing of that, or ‘Grayson’, to any of the guys you listed… wow.
Actually, I will grant you that, based on the Grayson trailer, Fiorella could easily have come up with the plot for, say, ‘Spider-Man: Reign’. I have no idea if he draws as well as Kaare Andrews, though, so that’s a moot point.
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May 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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