Yeah you're right though, I would never pick that up incase the mother saw it and went into one.

Although I did like the surprise randomness that came with the link, especially since I thought it was something Disney related judging by the quote. I couldn;t have been further from the correct answer if I tried!

You forget I have no job. I mean, the kids raise themselves, don't they? I leave food lying around on the ground for them, don't I? So I have plenty of time for this stuff!

...oh, hell, who am I kidding? If I ever got an offer like that I'd lunge at it like a hungry bass. I just don't know how you and Cronin manage to produce so much. It's all I can do to get one column out a week. Cronin we know is really some sort of alien AI, but you have a wife and children and stuff. When do you sleep?

Anyway, it was a fun first entry. Trying not to spoil the surprise for those who have yet to click the link, I think the artist in question really is trying to carry on the good-girl-art softcore tradition, or something. I'm pretty sure that's on purpose. He's just not nearly as good at drawing that sort of thing or constructing the oops-I'm-NAKED! moments as, say, Howard Chaykin or Alberto Vargas or the other guys that are interested in that particular... um... 'school' I guess you'd call it?

Something that doesn't come up that often is that said artist, as it happens, is a very nice fellow. Of course it has no bearing on a review of the work, but I did want to mention it. Met him a couple of times at shows and he's always surrounded by women, oddly enough. Maybe all that New Age Wiccan empowerment stuff is enough to placate the ladies who would otherwise be outraged and horrified at his work. Nevertheless, it always makes me chuckle.... I'd think a guy that seems to always have that many females around him would eventually learn how to draw one.

Also: You traitorous scum, etc.