CBI Archive
Judging (DC’s September) Books By Their Covers
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 3:56 AM EST
Updated: Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 1:57 PM EST
DC’s September Solicitations are up, so now is as good a time as any for us to make prejudgments based just on the covers (as we all love to make prejudgments, don’t we?).
Let’s begin!
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Not a bad Pacheco cover, but also not the most dynamic of covers.

I understand what he’s getting at (trying to demonstrate the scope of the event of Superman’s fight with Subjekt-17, but, well, let’s face it - it’s Subjekt-17 he’s fighting, after all.
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Another nice Renato Guedes Bernard Chang cover, although I think his previous issue was a little nicer.

Still, strong work.
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Wow, I feel like I’ve traveled through time to 1989!

Look at the computerized art on this cover! I thought computer modeling had improved, but I guess it is still a ways away.
Edited to add: Apparently, it’s just a photo of a toy! That is a lot better! Phew!
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Pretty good Simone Bianchi cover on Detective.
How, exactly, is Bianchi still the cover artist on Detective? Didn’t he sign an exclusive with Marvel, like, a year ago?

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Decent Denys Cowan Batman Confidential cover, although this very month, DC is soliciting a trade of Cowan’s Question series.

His art was a lot cooler looking there.
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The cover design for this Batman/Lobo cover by Sam Kieth is a big step-up from the previous issue.

Still not a lot to write home about (although the actual art itself is quite nice, as is typical for Sam Kieth).
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Besides the slightly creepy Black Canary, this Jim Lee All Star Batman cover is pretty mundane.

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Okay, you attention-payers out there!
Tell me, by their arms, who the Outsiders on this cover are!

And please tell me (although I know I couldn’t be that lucky) that Grace is not one of them!
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WEDDING COMICS!!
Yes, it is true…there is a comic book now for the PLANNING of the wedding.
So sad - so very sad.

Nice enough Stephane Roux cover, though.
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Wow…this Ed Benes Justice League Wedding Special cover is bizarre.
First off, you figure it’s a bachelorette party, right? Except Superman’s there - which is weird.
Then you got all the ass-shots….glad that they’re keeping this wedding classy!

And this is the beginning of Dwayne McDuffie’s run?
LAME!
Edited to add: Okay, so yeah, Superman is apparently flying out of the cake - but that’s just another bad job by Benes, because that isn’t clear at all.
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Amanda Conner does a better job on the actual Green Arrow/Black Canary Wedding issue (this IS the wedding issue, right?)

Pretty funny cover.
Edited to add: I did mean to mention, though, that yeah, it is a bit of a randy cover for the actual WEDDING.
See earlier comments regarding DC keeping the wedding classy.
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Okay Dodsons cover for this Wonder Woman Annual.

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I really dig this Sanford Greene cover for Wonder Girl’s mini-series.

Although, remember when Wonder Girl was just, you know, normal-looking?
That was an interesting approach.
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Another dynamic Ale Garza cover, but like last issue, it seems that sometimes his covers are SO dynamic and so full of vigor that they sometimes appear to be a bit ill-thought-out.

The design of this cover seems a bit strange, especially the look on Superman’s unconscious face.
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While still good, Dennis Calero’s Supergirl and the Legion of Superheroes covers are progressively getting worse.

Timber Wolf looks bizarre - not in a good way.
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I love the special effects look to this JSA Classified cover by Alex Sanchez, but can’t say I enjoy his figure work as much.

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Jordi Bernet is an awesome artist, but I do not think this Jonah Hex cover by Bernet is anything much more than just an accomplished piece of art.

Nothing really draws you in based on just the cover.
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Very strong John McCrea cover for JLA/Hitman.

Are they going to finish printing the Hitman trades?
That’d be neat.
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On the whole, as would be expected, this Walt Simonson cover is quite strong.

I can’t say, though, that I dig how the character (I assume that’s Ma’alefa’ak) appears in the background, though. Seems a bit out of place.
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Wow, that’s Ian Churchill?

Outside of that cover where he intentionally drew in an old-fashioned style, this might be the best Churchill cover I’ve seen.
VERY much like Art Adams - not quite as strong, but still, a really good cover for Churchill.
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Steel is such a straightforward superhero, it’ll be interesting to see what Peter Milligan will do with him.

Decent cover by Max Fiumara for Steel’s new ongoing title, Infinity, Inc.
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Surprisingly bland Green Lantern Corps cover by Patrick Gleason.

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I love the cover homage here by Ivan Reis.

Completely out of the blue, but it really, really works.
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So wait, this is Parallax’s spotlight issue - so it’s going to be Kyle now?
That is so silly, if true.

Especially as he is needed in Countdown, right? So if he IS made into Parallax, then he’s gotta be out of it by the end of the Sinestro Corps storyline, right?
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I can’t even tell what is happening on this Green Arrow Year One cover by Jock!

By the by, there’s apparently another funny file-naming story out there to go with GAY1. Baseball Prospectus files players by the first five letters of their last name and the first two letters of their first name (plus numbers if needed to differentiate players with the same exact name, like the two Alex Gonzalez’s who were in the majors for a few years). So for Mariano Rivera, it’d be RiverMa.
Okay, so do it for Boston Red Sox first-baseman Kevin Youkilis.
Baseball Prospectus now knows how Brian K. Vaughan felt, I guess.
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First, they let Ed Benes do covers for Countdown - now Talent Caldwell?

Countdown seems to be going out of its way to annoy me personally.
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Interesting JH Williams cover for Crossing Midnight.

It’s a BIT much, but still pretty interesting.
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A big problem I have with Checkmate is that it is set-up for Amanda Waller to be the “bad guy,” and yet I like her about ten times as much as any of the “good guys” in the book, so a storyline where Rucka’s pet character “takes down the Wall” really isn’t going to do anything for me.

Big improvement by Kalman Andrasofszky over the cover of last issue, but I’m still not a fan of the cover.
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So seriously, we’re going to already be traveling to all the 52 Earths for crossovers?

Already?
Seriously?
Well, otherwise, decent Ivan Reis Countdown to Adventure cover.
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Wow, Art Adams, slow down! Give the inker something to do, man!

I kid, I kid - Adams inks himself, I believe.
In any event, ANOTHER comic where people travel to other Earths - this time the Wildstorm Earth!
The idea of DC heroes routinely crossing over into the Wildstorm Universe unsettles me.
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Hah!
I love it - no more Doctor Fate series, but instead, Doctor Fate highlights a new series that manages to fit Countdown into it!
Nice!

In any event, if it ends up with me getting more Steve Gerber comics (and without Paul Gulacy’s current art style), then I’m cool with it! Justiniano does a good job with the cover.
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I like the way Stephane Roux does a bit of a throwback to Brian Stelfreeze’s original Birds of Prey covers.

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VERY fun looking Cully Hamner Blue Beetle cover.

Nice job.
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Suitably eerie Black Adam cover by Doug Mahnke.
It’s pronounced Man-key, by the way, in case you had been wondering.
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Very clever cover homage by Dan Jurgens for this Booster Gold cover.

I love cover homages with twists!
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Well…it’s, uhm, a well drawn hand by Ladronn!

That’s something!
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I think this Butch Guice Aquaman cover can be used as a sleep aid.

And it’s too bad, as the idea of Aquaman fencing with a swordfish is actually pretty darn clever on Guice’s part! So the fact that the execution looks so soporific is a shame.
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I love Ethan Van Sciver’s zombies on this cover - and he does a great job on Superman’s shirt, making it look realistic.

Not so much a fan of his actual Superman. It gave me bad flashbacks to his Batman/Superman covers.
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Yet another strong Zach Howard Justice League Unlimited cover.

I’d like to see some more work from Howard.
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Nice Todd Nauck Teen Titans Go cover.

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Decent Sanford Greene Batman Strikes cover.

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I know I said I’d avoid talking about the cover insets, but on this Robert Pope Carton Network Block Party cover, the cover insets really negatively affect the main cover image.

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Sweet Scott Jeralds cover for Cartoon Network Action Pack.

Seriously, they REALLY should re-title the comic Ben-10.
Really.
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Amusing Robert Pope cover for Scooby Doo, although I think the layout could have been a bit stronger.

The joke wasn’t strong enough to carry the cover.
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Decent Scott Jeralds cover for Looney Tunes.

And I think it’s awesome that we have a “special issue” to tie-in into a video game!
Am I being sarcastic?
Yep!
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Strangely flat Alex Ross cover for Astro City.

He usually pulls out the stops on his Astro City covers (and leaves the boring stuff for JSA covers).
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Nicely eerie cover by Whilce Portacio for Wetworks.

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Tomer Hanuka’s cover for Un-Men is also nicely eerie.

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Carlos D’Anda, help us out a bit!

Give us SOME clue what the heck is going on on this Deathblow cover!
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Decent Neil Googe Welcome to Tranquility cover.

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Fairly bland Mike McKone cover for Stormwatch: PHD

Comics are so much smarter than they once were, even getting doctorates!
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Nice Tony Harris cover for Supernatural.

Hey, I notice Matt Smith is going by Matthew Dow Smith. Are there more than one Matt Smith doing comics nowadays?
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Pretty cool Darick Robertson cover for this horror anthology.

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Another well-drawn, but bland cover design by Chris Sprouse for a Midnighter cover.

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Authori-teens is definitely a cute idea.
Maybe a bit TOO cutesy, but I think it toes the line well enough.

Not a great Gen13 cover, though, even with the cute idea.
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Nice M.K. Perker cover for this original graphic novel, Cairo.

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Surprisingly uninteresting 100 Bullets cover by Dave Johnson.

Luckily for us, Johnson did TWO covers this month, so his other cover can redeem him!
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Decent Massimo Carnevale cover for Y: The Last Man.

The solicits seems to have a problem with their dictionary, though.
It says this issue is the first of three final issues.
I’m pretty sure that, by definition, you can only have one final issue.
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Testament is now bi-monthly.
When’s the last time a book was an ongoing bi-monthly for sales reasons?
I actually like the idea, if it means low-selling books stick around.

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Jock’s cover for Scalped is a bit too out there for my tastes.

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I presume there will be more to this Brian Bolland Jack of Fables cover, right?

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Funny Lee Bermejo cover for Hellblazer.

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Pretty low key Fables cover by James Jean.

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Possibly the most straightforward Exterminators cover by Philip Bond yet!

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Is this Brian Wood DMZ cover an homage to something?

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Celia Calle is a little more under control on this month’s American Virgin cover, and the results are quite good.

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This World of Warcraft action figure is so well-crafted, I thought it was a drawing at first!

You know, one of those computer art-type covers.
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What the heck ARE Uni-Formz?
Is this something DC came up with?
Or is it something popular that I should have heard of already?

This Batman version of it looks cute enough, I suppose.
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Nice toys based on Ed McGuinness’ work.

I love the fact that the Composite Superman has TWO action figures!
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Bland looking 13 inch Robin figure.

Then again, Dick Grayson Robin IS pretty bland.
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HONORABLE MENTIONS
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USING NEGATIVE SPACE TO GREAT EFFECT!!
First off, we have CP Smith on The Programme…

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Next, we have Brian Stelfreeze on Highwaymen…

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Finally, a strong finish to his lackluster cover start by Dave Johnson, with this Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters cover…

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Interesting Jock cover for Faker.

I think it’d be better if it gave us some idea of what it is supposed to mean.
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Another hilarious Army at Love cover by Rick Veitch.

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Edited to add: I just totally forgot to comment on this nice Adam Hughes Catwoman cover.
Here’s my question - the flame there on Helena’s crib has got to be meant to look like an S, right?
But Shelena makes no sense, right?
Unless there’s something else written in the flames that I’m missing, like “She” something.
Anyone see anything?
Or is the flame just a flame?
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I love how Patrick Gleason manages to often make Robin look imposing on covers without it looking way too silly.

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Dustin Nguyen is doing a great job on this Friday the 13th covers.

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Very amusing Tony Harris Ex Machina cover.

Quite striking.
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I am quite digging Dougie Braithwaite’s new Alex Ross influenced artwork.

It works nicely on this Shadowpact cover.
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Very frightening Action Comics cover by Eric Powell. If Superman was on the cover, I think the effect would have been even stronger - like if it was Superman being surrounded by Bizarros.

Still, very nice cover.
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This Superman Confidential cover is a big step up over the previous issue.

It’s credited to Koi Turnbull, but no way is this him. Who is the artist? I can’t make out the signature.
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A stunning piece of artwork by Darwyn Cooke, but I think it fails a bit as a cover.

This piece works best upon re-examination - that’s not how covers work, though. They have to get their point across right away.
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If it weren’t for Batman’s hand over her breast thing (which really stands out as a weird addition to the cover), this excellent Dustin Nguyen cover for Superman/Batman would be Top Five easy.

It just doesn’t look right.
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TOP FIVE!!!
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5. Ryan Sook works his magic on this Nightwing cover.

A lot of detailed work going on, but all combining for a visually gripping cover.
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4. This may just be my biased love of the original Ostrander Suicide Squad, but I really dig this John K. Snyder Suicide Squad cover.

I dunno about Javier Pina on interiors, though. I like Pina a lot, but he’s a bit too clean of an artist for such a gritty book.
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Wow…if Daniel Acuña is actually IMPROVING as an artist (as this cover appears to attest to), then we are in for some great future comic book art!

Nice Flash cover. Good to have Waid back on the book. Please tell me Wally’s in tow!
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Clever/cute, well-designed, well-executed and very original.

All this makes this Duncan Rouleau Metal Men cover a visual treat.
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An extremely well-designed and striking Batman cover by JH Williams.

I would support a Club of Heroes series based just on this cover alone.
Also, note how the cover image gets you right away, BEFORE you look at it carefully and see all the detail Williams put into it?
That’s a beautifully handled cover design by Williams.
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Well, that’s it for me this month! Feel free to share YOUR prejudices (and your Top Fives)!






59 Comments
StopsAtGreen
June 19, 2007 at 4:09 am
The Question TPB AND Mark Waid back on Flash? What a great month!
Tyler
June 19, 2007 at 4:31 am
Regarding the Justice League Wedding Special. I think it is a bachelorette party, Superman’s popping out of the cake. Guess that makes him the stripper?
Luke
June 19, 2007 at 4:55 am
>>Look at the computerized art on this cover! I thought computer modeling had improved, but I guess it is still a ways away.
That’s a Mego-like toy behind Kandor, not a computer model.
>>Wow…this Ed Benes Justice League Wedding Special cover is bizarre. First off, you figure it’s a bachelorette party, right? Except Superman’s there - which is weird.
He’s flying out of the cake, like how you get a stripper to pop out of a cake at a bachelor party.
>>Then you got all the ass-shots…
One ass shot is now “all the ass-shots?”
And I agree with your pick for the cover of the month. I saw that yesterday on the solicits and I was like “Wow!” I don’t read “Batman” and I’m not a big Morrison fan, but that cover really drew me to the comic.
Doug M.
June 19, 2007 at 5:01 am
Supergirl cover: I did not know that Supergirl
1) is 35 years old, and
2) is still wearing the mini-skirt she wore in high school, and
3) spends way too much time at the gym doing leg presses.
It’s just odd. There are a hundred ways to draw a sexy Supergirl; it’s not necessary to make her a MILF.
Jim Lee’s Black Canary has legs longer than her torso. That’s perfectly normal in “good girl art”, but the fact that she’s delivering a kick really draws attention to the anatomical impossibility.
Also, I’m getting tired of Lee’s Batman-with-stubble, and I’m not even reading the book.
Doug M.
tom fitzpatrick
June 19, 2007 at 5:23 am
I agree with you on the Alex Ross/Astro City cover.
They’re usually spectacular.
Graeme Burk
June 19, 2007 at 5:27 am
I think when you do your list of creepy 2007 covers, Brian, that Dustin Nguyen Superman/Batman cover has to be in it. It looks like Batman is feeling her up, and, um, enjoying it. THAT’S creepy.
They’re restarting the numbering of Flash with where it ended at the end of Wally’s series, so it sure looks like Waid is coming back with Wally. Which, if you had asked me when Bilson and DeMeo were blowing super speed chunks, I would have said was the best news of the century. However Marc Guggenheim’s Flash has become my favourite superhero book lately, and my favourite version of the Flash in a very long time…so I’m actually now quite disappointed.
Steve Flanagan
June 19, 2007 at 5:42 am
Fun rundown. One small correction: the solicits credit the Supergirl cover to Bernard Chang - Guedes is doing the interiors.
I think that the JLA Wedding Special cover is completely open to misreading.
The “Uni-Formz” thing seems to be an attempt to create a trademarked name for the “super-deformed” figures the Japanese have been making for decades.
Larkin
June 19, 2007 at 5:44 am
I thought Bernard Chang was doing the Supergirl covers, not Guedes.
Bianchi exclusive with Marvel allows him to continue doing Detective covers. It was one of his conditions upon signing.
Outsiders: Clockwise: Grace, Thunder, Boomer, Katana, ???, Metamorpho, Captain Marvel
JLA Wedding Special: Looks like Superman is jumping (flying?) out of the cake. He’s a hoochie!
Countdown to Mystery: Gerber mentioned on his blog that the reason for the change from an ongoing to a double-feature mini-series was due to his recent poor health, which caused him delays on getting scripts out. If his health improves he might do more.
52 Aftermath: Four Horseman. EVS is overrated. Right arm and leg are crazy out of proportion. Still he can draw better than me, so I shouldn’t talk.
Fables: That’s a homage to something, can’t remember. Gotta check
Superman/Batman: Is Nguyen homaging a Leyendecker painting? It looks familiar and would explain the pose.
My top five:
Blue Beetle
Un-Men
Suicide Squad
Metal Men
The Spirit
Steve Flanagan
June 19, 2007 at 5:46 am
It looks like Batman is feeling her up, and, um, enjoying it.
That’s the intention, I think. The blurb for that issue reads “Will Batman and Orion’s wife, Bekka, give in to their desire for one another?”
Larkin
June 19, 2007 at 5:53 am
Well, I checked out James Jean’s website and he says it evokes the style of “history paintings” (check it on wiki), but not a specific painting. Check it out here:
http://processrecess.com/?uid=CFC7A1
It amazing what you can find if you have the time.
E.D.
June 19, 2007 at 6:24 am
That Kandor cover . . . the toy thing has to be intentional. I mean, on top of whatever action figure is standing in the background, that’s clearly the Kandor prop that DC Direct came out with a little while back.
D. Eric Carpenter
June 19, 2007 at 6:24 am
I know they’re feinting with Kyle Rayner as Parallax, but it seems to me that, with the promises that he’d be a major player in the future, Superboy Prime would be the lead contender for the role.
Larkin
June 19, 2007 at 6:49 am
Ron Marz on Comicbloc.com concerning speculation that Kyle becomes Parallax:
“It hasn’t been revealed ANYWHERE. It’s all simply guesses by people who know nothing.”
Greg Burgas
June 19, 2007 at 6:52 am
Wait a minute - Whoever that Flash is (Bart?) is being grabbed by tentacles and dragged into a vagina and you have nothing to say about it? Come on!!!!! That mouth has a clitoris, for crying out loud!
acespot
June 19, 2007 at 7:30 am
What the HELL is wrong with Batman’s face on that Cowan cover?
Yup. Flash hentai tentacle rape. Top five. Suuuure.
AstroZombie
June 19, 2007 at 7:38 am
You really need to work on your definition of creepy. I mean if he were feeling her up and NOT enjoying it, THAT would be creepy. Still an odd cover, but nowhere near as odd as that tentacled vagina monster that’s trying to eat Flash.
Odjn Ouen
June 19, 2007 at 7:38 am
That Blue Beetle cover is miss credited it’s Rafael Albuquerque not Cully Hamner.
jimbo
June 19, 2007 at 8:03 am
Thanks for posting the covers. Can we leave the words out next time? Thanks!
Max
June 19, 2007 at 8:07 am
Love the metal men cover, but I’m with Brian on the ass-shots at the Bachelorette party. I mean, if you’re going to have lots of sexy shots of gals, and no sexy shots of a guy, even when there’s one jumping out of a cake– well, fine, but just don’t draw a bachelorette party.
I mean, heck, Black Canary? Can any one imagine for one second just how wild what party would get?
Not feeling that cover one bit.
The Mad Monkey
June 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
Denys Cowan’s Batman cover.
I’ve never been a fan of Denys’ work. But, this cover looks like Bill Sienkiewicz threw up all over it.
Levantine
June 19, 2007 at 8:36 am
That Kandor cover has the 13″ Deluxe Classic Supermand figure behind the Kandor prop from DC Direct. I perosnally thought the whole thing looked pretty cool.
T.
June 19, 2007 at 8:40 am
To be honest, I find the ass shot on the actual wedding issue cover by Amanda Connor to be tackier than the one by Ed Benes on the Bachelorette party special. It’s the bride on her frickin’ wedding day!
Rebis
June 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
I sat here reading this post chuckling over all our different definitions of “creepy.” (Although this time I won’t read anything further into it — I’m content to just observe how different our perspectives are!) Lee’s Black Canary is not creepy, just poorly proportioned for over-the-top cheesecake appeal. (Why’s she wearing an Earth-2 Huntress mask?) Also, I second the notion that there’s nothing creepy about Batman enjoying the ample pleasures of that chick. (Dumb, maybe, given that she’s a New God’s wife. But not creepy.)
Now that Whilce Portacio Wetworks cover — that creature IS creepy. If Cassaday’s Danger in A.X-Men looked like that, then we might have a villain worth fearing.
I also agree with Greg B.: That Flash cover is hilarious! Who will be outraged first? Those who see a fearsome fanged yoni, or those who see phallic tentacles preparing to rape Flash? And is this the first example of a creepy hermaphroditic monster on a cover?
I like the Ivan Reis homage a LOT — I was just checking out that original cover of a mad, multiple-ringed Hal Jordan over the weekend — but it needs better coloring: More yellow glow from all those rings. That would drive the point home and give it a creepier feel. I wonder if James Jean is doing something with dead characters? That looks like Shere Khan there. Gleason’s Robin covers are great, and the Uncle Sam cover really pops.
Finally, I loved looking at all the detail in Bianchi’s Detective cover. Look at Batman’s hands! Really great stuff. Top Five. I’d also move Blue Beetle into the Top Five. (And I agree: It looks like Albuquerque signed that cover. His layout/design is great, and the expressions on the faces — esp. Jaime’s — are perfect.) And I’d move that hilarious Army @ Love cover up into the top tier. So I’d bundle those along with the Metal Men cover, which is clever and so visually simple. Your #1 choice is excellent, Brian.
Matthew E
June 19, 2007 at 9:02 am
Where’s the [i]Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century[/i] cover? I liked it, with all the Green Lanterns.
Rebis
June 19, 2007 at 9:04 am
Oh, and that dopey (alleged) bachelorette-party cover: More proof that Benes is a bad artist. It’s sooo poorly laid out; it’s really unclear that Superman is popping out of the cake. And why, if this is Dinah’s bachelorette party, is Supes wearing all his clothes? But the Big Blue Boy Scout isn’t exactly who you’d recruit to be your stripper. I gave this some thought, and this is who I came up with for the beefcake: A scantily clad Arsenal/Red Arrow should be bursting out, wearing just a red-and-white toga and doing something cutesy with a “love arrow.”
Any other nominations?
Michael
June 19, 2007 at 10:04 am
Nightwing. I’m pretty sure it’s canon that every woman in the DC Universe (and some men) thinks he’s a hot piece of ass.
Andrew Collins
June 19, 2007 at 10:17 am
“A scantily clad Arsenal/Red Arrow should be bursting out, wearing just a red-and-white toga and doing something cutesy with a “love arrow.””
Considering that Black Canary is kind if his defacto Mom, that really WOULD be creepy! (See how I used the word correctly that time and not in reference to any expression of female sexuality).
Very much agreed about the Benes cover for the Wedding Special. It’s a nice collective of DC heroines, but it’s still not that good. And who is that standing between Huntress and Wonder Woman? Lois Lane?
My favorite cover is the GA/BC Wedding Special, but I’m just a sucker for Amanda Conner’s artwork anyway.
I’ve also heard the new Parallax is supposed to be Superboy Prime, but we’ll see.
Bry
June 19, 2007 at 10:23 am
“Good to have Waid back on the book. Please tell me Wally’s in tow!”
Just so long as they don’t kill off Bart, please. That’d be a complete waste of a good character. Honestly, the best thing would be to somehow de-age him back to 16 and make him Impulse again.
Rebis
June 19, 2007 at 10:45 am
“Considering that Black Canary is kind if his defacto Mom, that really WOULD be creepy!”
Hmm. Hadn’t thought of that. Yeah, I realize he’s Ollie’s former junior partner, but he’s been such an adult Casanova for years, I sorta figured it’d just be a playful thing, in keeping with the whole archer theme too. Also, I never think of her as having that sort of relationship with him. She’s his good friend, in my mind, and maybe something of a mentor … but more older sister than mom. Still, I suppose it might seem inappropriate! (I’ll come clean and admit I’ve never read the classic O’Neil/Grell GL/GA series where Speedy got hooked on heroin. Did Dinah have a big part to play in that storyline? Is that where the maternal angle comes in?)
Nightwing’s not a bad call, but might make for an awkward moment with Babs/Oracle there, given that BC’s her best friend and Dick’s her former fiancee!
Carter’s super-buff but he’s always running around half-naked anyway, so it’s not like he’d be much of a treat for the gals to see in some skimpy outfit. Kyle? He’s a hottie.
Matthew E
June 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
Never mind which of the DCU heroes *should* be jumping out of the cake; let’s consider which of them actually *would*. And, to me, one name jumps to the top of the list:
Guy Gardner.
Rob Spalding
June 19, 2007 at 11:44 am
The Matt Smith thing may be because the current incarnation of Tharg, editor of 2000ad is Matt Smith, who also edits the Megazine too. And has a novel coming out.
I don’t think he sleeps any more.
Mer
June 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm
The Superman Confidential cover is my favorite this month. The nifty pastels look is quite striking. Hell, I wouldn’t mind having a print of it.
Andrew Collins
June 19, 2007 at 12:20 pm
>>”Carter’s super-buff but he’s always running around half-naked anyway, so it’s not like he’d be much of a treat for the gals to see in some skimpy outfit. Kyle? He’s a hottie.”
>>”Never mind which of the DCU heroes *should* be jumping out of the cake; let’s consider which of them actually *would*. And, to me, one name jumps to the top of the list:
Guy Gardner.”
Ha ha ha! Kyle and Guy would be good. Personally, I think this sounds like a job for only one character:
Ambush Bug.
Andrew Collins
June 19, 2007 at 12:21 pm
>>”I’ll come clean and admit I’ve never read the classic O’Neil/Grell GL/GA series where Speedy got hooked on heroin. Did Dinah have a big part to play in that storyline? Is that where the maternal angle comes in?)”
I haven’t read those stories either myself, but I’ve seen Roy refer to Ollie as “Dad” before, so I guess that makes Dinah his stepmom.
lauren
June 19, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I actually like the Catwoman cover, also liked the tiger (sher khan) on Fables, and thought the Metal Men cover indicates a new fun book.
Batman cover is pretty cool thought, but I think the Metal Men won this round for me.
Chris
June 19, 2007 at 1:54 pm
“Tell me, by their arms, who the Outsiders on this cover are!”
I think I have the ones on the right hand side, from top to bottom:
Grace - sorry
Lightning
Captain Boomerang Jr - Could be wrong on this one
Katana
I think it’s Aquaman on the top left, Metamorpho in the middle, and I don’t know on the bottom left, could be Metamorpho again.
And by the way, I’ve bought a total of two issues of Outsiders, and those were the two from the Checkmate crossover, and I have zero interest in these issues.
Bill Reed
June 19, 2007 at 3:13 pm
I thought that JLA villains cover was Art Adams at first… but only an Art Adams who had stopped trying. Heh.
That Astro City cover is one of the best things Alex Ross has ever drawn, I think. But I’m usually bored by his work.
My top five:
5. Hellblazer
4. Robin
3. Uncle Sam
2. Faker
1. The Programme
Honorable mention: Superman Confidential
Apodaca
June 19, 2007 at 3:18 pm
It’s a shame that they couldn’t keep a consistent face for Black Canary during her big moment. It looks like a different actress in a BC costume on each of those covers.
Frank
June 19, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Calero cover, best of what you have here.
Frank
June 19, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I mean Jesus Christ look at that Super girl cover.
Brian Cronin
June 19, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Wow, that’s a great point, Dan.
Well done.
Athena Bast
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Those Uni-formz things are DC’s answer to those uber trendy vinyl toy stuff.
Vertical
June 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm
re: Y The Last Man… if you can have a “first three issues” of a series, you can have a “final three issues” of a series, yes?
Yes.
Thanks for doing this cover re-cap every month. It’s a lot of fun to read!
Mullon
June 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I sincerely believe that the Ivan Reis cover should be #1. Its funny, its drawn well, and it is an homage.
And the Kandor cover is cool, even if I highly doubt that it would be that scale.
Apodaca
June 19, 2007 at 5:22 pm
That Kandor cover is just bizarre. I can’t figure out why they would use a toy for any reason other than laziness.
J. Kevin Carrier
June 19, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Rebis:
“(I’ll come clean and admit I’ve never read the classic O’Neil/Grell GL/GA series where Speedy got hooked on heroin. Did Dinah have a big part to play in that storyline? Is that where the maternal angle comes in?)”
–
Yeah. While Ollie and Hal ran off to beat up drug pushers, Dinah stayed with Roy and took care of him while he was going through withdrawl. Of course, since this was back in the era of supercompressed storytelling, it only took like 2 pages for him to detox. But still.
DubipR
June 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Looking at the Hughes Catwoman cover, the flames also look like it spells out “end” over the e-n-a portion of the crib.
But why is Selina going all ghetto and pouring one for her lost homies and baby Helena?
Top 3
1. The Programme
2. Batman
3. The Spirit (Its Cooke!)
Brian Cronin
June 19, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Ah, Vertical, well put!!
I think the reversing of the words, three final issues instead of final three issues confused me!
Thanks for the correction!
Brian Cronin
June 19, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Of course it hasn’t been revealed. That’s what speculation IS, right?
I’ll be glad, though, if Kyle is NOT Parallax.
BBSR
June 20, 2007 at 4:16 am
I agree with Dupibar
the flames look like they spell
she’ll end
Kelson
June 20, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Perhaps “shell” for the Catwoman cover?
Brian Cronin
June 20, 2007 at 7:38 pm
“She’ll end.”
Hmmm….maybe.
hubbabubba
June 22, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“Frank” said… “Calero cover, best of what you have here.” — Are you crazy?? This must be Dennis Calero himself posting again under an assumed identity to pump himself up.
Brian Cronin
June 22, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Again?
That’s happened before?
Frank
June 22, 2007 at 5:40 pm
? First I heard of it?
Frank
June 22, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Guess it doesn’t pay to have a contrary opinion.
Frank
June 22, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Oh, by the way, I think you’re being a bit nitpicky on the Pacheco cover too.
Franks_Castle
September 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ugh, I could do without the obvious Vagina Dentata on the Flash cover there.
Anonymous
October 26, 2007 at 11:17 am
belissimos