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X-Men: Die by the Sword #2 Review
- by Brian Cronin
- in Comic Reviews
I find it hard to believe that this storyline is going as it was originally intended, as it seems far too rushed to be planned this way. In that sense, it reads a lot like the end of Chris Claremont's run on New Excalibur, where it felt quite slapped together, as though plot elements meant to be spread out over two issues were now being resolved in a panel. Such a process makes it quite difficult to produce a good comic, and a good comic X-Men: Die by the Sword #2 is not.

The basic set-up of the crossover is not a bad one. The Captain Britain Corps were based on the concept of the Omniverse, which is something the Exiles could easily be fit into, as well (The Omniverse basically being a place of alternate worlds). So a threat TO the Omniverse would logically involve both Excalibur (Captain Britain's team) and Exiles (who travel through the Omniverse fixing what once went wrong - or something like that).
However, that's not really HOW the two teams get back together, as it is more Psylocke trying to save her brother, so they get transported to the Exiles' medical facility, where the two teams meet, and we get a reunion between Nocturne and her former Exile teammates and Dazzler with Longshot.
However, as I mentioned before, things are so slap dash, Nocturne basically gets no panel time for her reunions (and, as others have mentioned, also no mention about the fact that, in the time since Nocturne last saw her boyfriend, Thunderbird, she was pregnant - and now she is not, and one would certainly think that that would be a topic of conversation, no? My pal, Ben, discusses that topic, including Claremont's response regarding the topic on his blog here).
And Dazzler's reunion with Longshot is basically done through a series of quick panels - "Omigod! Longshot! Omigod! He doesn't remember me! Omigod! Maybe Mojo did something to him! Omigod! Maybe Mojo did something to me!" As mentioned before, the phrase I would use to describe it would be "slap dash."
Rouge Mort, meanwhile, is still silly looking, and Juan Santacruz does not exactly come off very good in this comic, as his art looks as rushed as the story itself. I know Santacruz can draw well - he just is not doing a very good job with this series.
Other things...
- the male Mystique, we barely know, and yet he gets this big heart-to-heart with Dazzler, for some odd reason.
- there are some "the devils" in the comic
- Quantum Leap should take a lesson from the Exiles - "leaping from world to world, sent by God, Fate, Time or...Dave Cockrum!"
- I REALLY don't get the whole "Thunderbird is now a macho lunkhead" thing. I mean, that's fair enough personality for a character, but it really isn't THIS character, like, at ALL. Strange.
I like the basic cliffhanger, where the Captain Britain Corps are going head to head with Captain Britain's greatest enemies (his brother, Jamie, and TWO Furies). That was good.
The rest?
Not so much.
Not Recommended.
- Posted on October 24, 2007 @ 02:48 AM






9 Comments
Apodaca
October 24, 2007 at 2:41 pm
It's so nice to see Claremont getting the derision he deserves and being exposed as a jerk.
Paul
October 24, 2007 at 3:05 pm
This review did not have enough crotch shots.
km
October 24, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Boy, that was the most spectacular PR bomb I've seen in ages. 'Regrettably 20th-century sense of propriety." Hee.
M Bloom
October 24, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I didn't really read this, just flipped through it for the Longshot and Dazzler bits (even if the marriage doomed Ali to limbo for a decade, I did want to see this reunion). My basic impression stands from the first issue: one big bundle of Claremontisms (still waiting for the mind control).
I think this book definitely wins the "most panty shots obscured by sound effects in a single comic book" award for 2007. That's still one of the Eisner categories, right?
TF_loki
October 24, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Did Longshot actually get married? What issue?
Lucion
October 24, 2007 at 5:52 pm
My oh my has Psylocke undergone a ton of changes in her career. The Wikipedia page on her is so rediculously long I just looked at all the different pictures and shook my head.
I like that cover. It's great that she is still wearing the same costume she had when I last read the X-books back in the mid-90s even though she has apparently changed her race a few times since. Weird.
Luke
October 25, 2007 at 5:05 am
I'm a big fan of not only "Excalibur" and "New Excalibur," but of Claremont in general, and I thought this was a pretty spectacularly bad issue. It's all just glorious nonsense until the extremely cool final shot.
Neal
October 26, 2007 at 7:36 am
I agree - this story has so much potential, and is just way too rushed. It also doesn't really explain much of anything - who is Rouge? Why was she trying to kill Brian? Is she working for Saturnyne, or someone else?
And by the way, that wasn't Jamie Braddock at the end, it was Jaspers, from the old Alan Moore/Alan Davis Captain Britain stuff. Which is good, except in those, one fury and Jaspers took out a whole world; now there are two? It's just getting a little ridiculous.
david
October 28, 2007 at 12:59 am
Okay, I had a look at that blog.