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Top Five Legion Rejects
- by Brian Cronin
- in Top Five
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 at 9:03 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 at 3:24 AM EST
My buddy, Paul Newell, suggested that I do a Top Five Legion of Superheroes Rejects, and while I thought the idea was a fine one, I didn’t think I could really do it justice. Not the way Paul, himself, could - so here are his Top Five Legion Rejects!
Enjoy!
First some honourable mentions: [Watch it! This here is an AMERICAN comic blog, Newell! :P-BC]
Arm-Fall-Off Boy.

He can detach his arms and use them as lethal weapons. The Legion wasn’t too impressed with his attitude, however.
Barber Boy.

Has a big pair of scissors in place of a right hand and can shoot hair-styling mousse from his eyes.
Seriously.
X-Bomb Betty.

As she says, she can generate an explosion equal to a 150 million megaton X-Bomb. She was rejected on the grounds that she can only use her power once.
5. Plaid Lad.

He can change any fabric to plaid. Was rejected as he lacked control. Until he could perfect his powers, he was considered to be as great a danger to the Legion as to their enemies.
4. The Mess.

Has the amazing power to attract dirt.
And flies.
3. Estimate Boy.

Can instantly estimate weights, measures, speeds and numbers….But he lacks accuracy.
Doesn’t attract dirt, but can attract flies.
2. Accordian King.

Can expand and contract his lower torso to make a musical sound. Also has the added ability to get his mother to take him to the tryouts.
1. Rann Antar.

Has invented a formula that can make feathers as heavy as lead.
So….well at least the others all have some sort of power, for the most part. But not only does this guy not have any powers, the one thing he can do, make things heavier than lead, only works on feathers, apparently. And I just realised, while looking at the picture again, the formula doean’t even work! There are feathers drifting everywhere!
So that’s that! Agree? Disagree? Let us know!






36 Comments
Anonymous
October 31, 2007 at 9:34 am
Is X-bomb Betty some kind of swipe at Jean Grey? Redheaded bombshell, the X, always a bigger deal than she should be …
Paul C
October 31, 2007 at 9:36 am
Ha, ha, ha very funny. Rann Antar would clearly be a billionaire in today’s world.
Paul
October 31, 2007 at 9:38 am
Ahhhh…Chris Sprouse. Good stuff.
avengers63
October 31, 2007 at 9:40 am
I remember somewhere I saw “Long Arm Hair Boy”. Yes, he could altr the length of his arm hair.
Not that I’m a fan of Howard Stern, but Fartman might just make it.
Jeff R.
October 31, 2007 at 9:47 am
So Rann Antar can make a a pound of feathers weigh the same as a pound of lead?
Impressive.
ken
October 31, 2007 at 10:21 am
The Mess reminds me of Alfred E. Neuman.
Mark
October 31, 2007 at 10:29 am
Is “Rann Antar” a play on “Ayn Rand”? If so, what’s the connection with feathers?
Matthew E
October 31, 2007 at 10:33 am
I just realised, while looking at the picture again, the formula doean’t even work! There are feathers drifting everywhere!
Well, he had to bring in some normal feathers to demonstrate his power on, didn’t he?
I think there ought to be room for Double-Header on this list.
Squashua
October 31, 2007 at 10:57 am
X Bomb Betty looks like the new Bionic Woman. Check out her face and try to tell me I’m wrong.
Nala
October 31, 2007 at 11:21 am
What disturbs me now is Arm-Fall-Off Boy, after removing an arm, ends up becoming Sphincter Shoulder Joint Boy.
*scary*
Freeform2
October 31, 2007 at 11:40 am
Do we ever get the Mess’s origin? I think he’s Pigpen from Peanuts all grown up…
Doug Atkinson
October 31, 2007 at 11:40 am
Hey, at least Double-Header made it onto the Legion Subs Auxilliary, which is better than any of these guys did. (None of them wound up becoming villains, either–you’d think that the Legion would have eventually caught on that holding open tryouts so they could play Simon Cowell had a tendency to backfire on them–but I can definitely see the LSV trying to recruit X-Bomb Betty, at least.)
I also note that Arm-Fall-Off Boy is exclaiming, “Die, villian!” I’m curious if that’s a genuine error or an intentional joke; either way, where’s Ambush Bug supporting cast member Villian the Villain when we need him?
Bill Reed
October 31, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Arm-Fall-Off Boy has always been my favorite.
Omar Karindu
October 31, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Even funnier, the post-Zero Hour issue that featured X-Bomb Betty also introduced the post-ZH version of AFB: Splitter.
Paul Riddell
October 31, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Is The Mess any relation to Cat Piss Man?
buttler
October 31, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Jumping off from Doug’s question, was it really Accordian King, or the better-spelled Accordion King?
I reject any such list on which Arm-Fall-Off Boy isn’t ranked number one. And that includes the Top 100 DC Characters.
Mostly I love that . . . is that Matter-Eater Lad? . . . uses Pieface’s old exclamation, “Jumping fish-hooks!” Some things never go out of style, even after a thousand years.
Freeform2
October 31, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I love that Matter Eater Lad is on hand to reject people… Cause you can live with being rejected by Mon-El but being rejected by the Matter Eater… well now that stings!
km
October 31, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I’m a little worried about his initiative. I mean, surely ‘Arm-Becomes-Deadly-Weapon Boy’ would show a better spirit?
…on second thought, never mind.
Anyway, the Accordion King looks kind of familiar. It’s just possible his origin owes something to the Musicker, a character Dorothy meets along the Road to Oz. His ‘lungs are full of reeds like those/In organs, therefore I suppose/If I breathe in or out my nose/The reeds are bound to play.’
Nobody’s very impressed with him, either, although there is some lively discussion of his ability to annoy beyond all reason…
Michael
October 31, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hey, Matter-Eater Lad has an awesome power.
Paul Newell
October 31, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I considered him, Matthew, but decided to discount any reject that joined another group, Substitute, villain or otherwise. After all they had shown they were of some use.
Also anyone I thought actually had some positives to their power, whilst, at the same time, being totally useless in other ways.
X-Bomb Betty cannot use her power at all or she’ll die. However if she decided to sacrifice her life to stop the Sun-Eater, her power would be perfect!
Arm-Fall-Off Boy has the added advantage of a heavy weapon….But at the same time loses any advantage by having one less appendage to fight with.
Barber Boy would be totally useless in a fight, (Except for moussing people in the eyes), but would be perfect for styling Colossal Boy’s hair.
I also considered Eyeful Ethel, Tusker, Rainbow Girl, The Polecat & Lester Spiffany, but rejected them for various reasons.
Paul Newell
October 31, 2007 at 4:41 pm
If you didn’t have an origin, you would at least get one in the “Who’s Who of the Legion of Super-Heroes”.
The Mess didn’t get one.
Jason
October 31, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Should Estimate Boy even count, given his “footage” came from the Subs issue of Secret Origins? That story was played specifically for laughs.
Paul Newell
October 31, 2007 at 4:59 pm
And the others aren’t played for laughs? Well, except Rann Antar, he was serious.
The Subs story is still in continuity, however. Well, at least one Legion’s continuity.
Gabe
October 31, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Who’s the artist of Barber Boy and Accordian Kid?
jccalhoun
October 31, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Fortress Lad FTW!
Paul Newell
October 31, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Adam Hughes.
M Bloom
October 31, 2007 at 8:37 pm
So X-Bomb Betty’s dad turned his daughter into a walking nuclear explosive? I think the truly terrifying part of that origin is that I can still think of worse parents in comics.
That’s one heck of a way to teach your daughter not to break curfew.
Punch
October 31, 2007 at 9:17 pm
It was an estimate! The name implies that he doesn’t need to be accurate.
Jacob T. Levy
November 1, 2007 at 3:49 am
Now I want to see a crossover between The Mess and Blue Devil’s old friends Harley and Dennis.
Frank Rook
November 1, 2007 at 3:57 am
No love for Anti-Lad? Aww.
And though he never even tried to join the Legion, good old Phrenologax?
Dupree
November 1, 2007 at 4:32 am
Polecat, Tusker and Anti-Lad were robbed!
Jack Potts
November 1, 2007 at 6:55 am
What issue did Barber Boy and Accordian King appear in? If it’s Adam Hughes doing interiors, I MUST get it!
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Paul Newell
November 1, 2007 at 6:59 pm
One thing about Anti-Lad is that don’t forget he fooled the entire Legion into doing his bidding to change the time-stream back to normal.
Not exactly a lame character.
Paul Newell
November 1, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Legionnaires #9. It also has art by Sprouse & Brian Stelfreeze. Hughes did all of #7, half of #10 and some of #12
TooDarkMark
April 29, 2008 at 9:30 am
Estimite Boy is genius. Its sad the cartoon got cancelled, because I would loved to have seen him in an episode.