Simon Dark is certainly interesting, but it’s not that good. For one thing, it’s set in a Gotham city unlike any that we’ve ever seen before. What’s the point of setting this book in a shared universe if you’re not even going to take advantage of said universe’s preexisting elements? I’ll read it, because I’m mildly curious, but I’m not excited about it or anything, nor would I strongly recommend it to anyone as anything more than a curiosity.

Astounding Wolf-Man has been moving v e r y s l o w l y. So slowly that I can’t really recommend it to anyone looking to pick up a new book. I love the K-Man, don’t get me wrong, and am therefore reading this book. But it’s more out of loyalty and anticipation than anything else. I’m really just waiting for K-Man to bring the AWM into his shared Invincible Universe. As an agent of The Pentagon (parking in rear).

As for the resurrection of Ra’s Al Ghul, there’s one huge problem that keeps coming back to me, and that’s that the ONLY functioning Lazarus pit in THE ENTIRE DCU is SUPPOSED to be IN THE BATCAVE! Recall a few years ago (Ra’s Al Ghul: Year One) when Bats destroyed every single one, only to be confronted with the reanimation of the dead and the refusal of the dying to actually die? And he realized that by destroying all the pits he had disrupted the universal balance? At that point, he figured that the safest place to create a new pit would be in the Batcave, so that’s what he did. Yet, others apparently have sprung into existence since that time, with absolutely no explanation! Continuity IS important, regardless of what others may say, otherwise, each story must need to stand alone in its own microcosm.

Booster Gold is GREAT FUN, but Greg didn’t like it last time he tried it, so I won’t waste my time recommending it to him.

Battlestar Galctica: Origins has nowhere to go. The show is so tightly plotted, with such a tight continuity, that no matter what happens in the series, there’s no possibility of jeopardy, surprise, or, therefore, fun.

Salvation Run has MAJOR PLOT HOLES THAT YOU COULD DRIVE A TRUCK THROUGH. Primarily, if the point was to exile criminals to another planet, WHY send them there in their COSTUMES WITH THEIR WEAPONS??? Makes no sense. Might be fun, but ultimately isn’t worth the read.

Gen13 #14 was AWFUL, so bad that it was tough to read through. Gail ripped the heart out of the series in her last issue, and #14 had the characters acting completely against their previous 13 issues of characterization. I’m NOT going to be continuing to read this series.

The rest of the Wildstorm Armageddon books have been really, really BAD, and I see no reason to believe that the Stormwatch book will be any different.

Captain Carrot has just NOT BEEN FUN.

The problem with Ultimate Iron Man II is that the original series was supposed to tell a complete story, but Orson Scott Card just couldn’t stick to his monthly deadlines and it ended up getting cancelled after FIVE issues! I see no reason to expect any differently THIS time around. This reader is STILL waiting for the long promised conclusion to the Alvin Maker series. Long delays like this make me start to worry that a writer will actually DIE before finishing the story. The Crystal City was published in 2003!!! And no word from Alvin Maker since.

My ongoing problem with New Avengers is that Bendis has been writing the Hood COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY than he was originally envisioned by BKV. I’d have preferred that he just create a new character, as opposed to butchering the characterization of an already extant one.

Top Cow managed to alienate me completely with its last Marvel crossover issue. That was teh SUCK, and following it I have absolutely NO INTEREST in reading any of their established properties AGAIN.

And somebody is STILL reading Countdown? Why torture yourself, man? A couple of times since dropping the series I’ve come back for an issue because of somebody else’s online review, and every time, without fail, I’ve found myself hearkening back to the “good old days” of Bruce Jones on Nightwing. That’s how bad it is.

Then it suddenly got AWESOME, and has maintained its awesomeness ever since.

Is the Hate Annual by Peter Bagge? That should be good.

I’ve been looking forward to Bat Lash for a long time. It has Sergio Aragones writing in addition to the John Severin art–what a pedigree!

Also: what about Simon Dark, Astounding Wolf-Man, or even Wonder Woman? Come on, Gail Simone on Wonder Woman! Boom!’s Potter’s Field can’t touch that!

Not a big Bat Lash fan, but if you are liking Suicide Squad, then it might be for you.

I should check out Scalped though. I didn’t care for the preview that ran in the back of… something, but I gather that it was just slow starting.

I’m waiting for the trade. Seriously. I wish Dynamite would come out with them quicker. So far there’s only one out.

And you’ve absolutely got to read NOVA #9. #8 was reminiscent of G-Mozz: think All Star Superman meets We3 with shades of The Authority, plus a bit of K-Man’s Zombies mixed in. It was a whole lot of fun.

And why aren’t you picking up POTTER’S FIELD #3? From what I’ve read so far, I’d definitely read this title on an ongoing basis.

Of course, we’ve got the wonderful and incomparable Ms. Simone’s second issue of WONDER WOMAN coming out this week. Read #15. I dare you to be upset about it.

Also, Fantastic Four. McDuffie is leaaving soon, but with the last issue he really hit his stride. Last issue, Namor, Doom, and Panther of the future came back to warn that present day Reed is nuts. So Reed starts killing them. Excited to see where this is going…

So Bat Lash, ’cause your store won’t get the other two I bet.

BPRD, Bat Lash, Booster Gold, Countdown, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Salvation Run, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman, After the cape, Marvel Comics Presents, and X-Factor.

You’re not getting Marvel Comics Presents? Get Bat Lash and try it out.