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Who needs feminists when we have Denny O’Neil and Mike Sekowsky?

Sunday, February 10th, 2008 at 9:15 PM EST

Updated: Sunday, February 10th, 2008 at 9:15 PM EST

Or, everything I ever wanted to know about groovy chicks I learned from old Wonder Woman comics!

Oh, and there are some mild SPOILERS here, as much as you can spoil 40-year-old comics.

Fact One: Even if a chick’s man loves her, she should let him cruise strange bars and pick up weird chicks!

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02-10-2008 01;16;43PM.JPG These two panels occur one after the other in the comic.  Wonder Woman cares not if Steve Trevor hangs out at a “hippie club,” because she knows she has to keep her man happy!

Fact Two: If a chick tells the truth in court, even if it gets her hot-headed man in trouble, she must instantly beg his forgiveness! 

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Fact Three: If her man is convicted by a jury of his peers because his lawyer is too stupid to overcome a complete lack of physical evidence, it doesn’t matter - it’s the chick’s fault!

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Fact Four: If a chick attempts to do something different with her life, she’ll be called a “freak” - and feel she deserves to be called it!

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Fact Five: Whether dealing with her lover’s incarceration or chasing a super-villain around the world, shopping instantly cures all of a chick’s blues!

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Fact Six: And speaking of shopping, just the mention of it makes a chick forget all else, like the fact that the super-villain is still on the loose, and turns her into a malleable zombie! 

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Fact Seven: The only way a chick gets any information is by using her sex appeal!

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Fact Eight: The very idea of living without a man drives a chick to tears!

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Fact Nine: Even if her man talks about dating someone else right in front of her, a chick should feel lucky that he deigns to even give her the time of day!

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Fact Ten: If a chick loses her super-powers, she must instantly be frightened of everything, even if she has acted heroically in the past!

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Fact Eleven: Chicks think of themselves as “chicks!”

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Fact Twelve: Even tough chicks are scared of mice and can be easily distracted just by mentioning one!

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Fact Thirteen: A manly man can immediately cause a chick to think of betraying her love of a different manly man!

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Fact Fourteen: If a manly man turns evil, it must be another chick’s fault!

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Fact Fourteen: A chick will instantly ignore her feelings for manly men if she meets a dashing foreigner with the ability to finance her love of shopping!

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Fact Fifteen: You would be wise not to tell a chick you love her and not mean it, because for chicks, that’s all that matters in life! 

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Fact Sixteen: When chicks start fighting, they’ll eventually need men to rescue them.  Isn’t that just like a chick?

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All these facts, and more, can be found in Diana Prince: Wonder Woman volume 1, which collects Wonder Woman #178-184 from 1968-69 and was just released by DC.  It can be yours for the low, low price of $19.99!

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But wait, there’s more!  You also get the inscrutable Oriental wisdom of Diana’s mentor, I Ching!  First of all, he’s called “I Ching” on only two occasions, if you don’t count the covers.  When he introduces himself, he says “Permit me to introduce self!  I Ching!”  His name is not “I Ching,” it’s just that those wacky Chinamen don’t use “to be” verbs, get it?  So how did he come to be called “I Ching” over the years?  Did it just sound cooler?  Either way, there’s no doubt he’s wise.  Learn at the feet of the master:

“The human form can smash steel!  But you must believe it can!”

“Soft emotions cloud intellect!  Grieve when we are finished, if you must!”

“The wise man does not question his refuge from the storm!”

“Evil does not respect loveliness, Diana!”

“A man comes to my advanced age along many paths!”

But wait, there’s more!  Learn martial arts with Diana: The Haito Chop!  The Mae Geri Kick!  The Nakadate Ippon Kin Zuki Punch, which takes longer to say than to use!

But wait, there’s more!  See Diana cry in a whopping 29 panels in seven issues, plus on two covers!  Batman hasn’t cried in 29 panels in his entire publishing career, but Diana cries at the drop of a hat!

To be fair, this is a pretty fun collection.  O’Neil and Sekowsky take Diana out of her costume and turn her into a female James Bond, which was rather bold for the time, especially for stodgy old DC (Marvel had already gone the espionage route with Nick Fury, of course).  It’s an entertaining book, despite the weird gaps in logic.  For instance, when Diana leaves Steve up there (under Fact Eight), that’s the last time we see him in the book.  He shouldn’t even be there, because just prior to that, he was in a coma.  But then Diana leaves him in some weird spooky mansion in his hospital pajamas and takes off an international adventure!  Beside the relative silliness that comes along with a lot of 1960s comics (not all of them, of course, but a lot), it’s an enjoyable trade paperback.  Check it out!  It’s a reason why the Sixties were so awesome!   

31 Comments

Wow, everything I needed to know about chicks IS in comics! Forget “Sandman” or “Love and Rockets” or “Strangers in Paradise!” THIS is what I need to truly unlock the secrets f the feminine mind and heart!

Okay, on a less snarky note (am I in a snark fee corner?) wow. Just…wow. As a historian, this is both amusing and scary. (e.g. The use of the word ginchy. I thought that was just a myth.)

And yeah I can see why Steinem got on O’Neil’s case. Something tells me it wasn’t just the depowering.

Diana, “you’ve come a long way baby.”

FunkyGreenJerusalem

February 10, 2008 at 9:34 pm

But… But… I thought Wonder Woman was a feminist icon who’s always stood for female empowerment, and that it’s only recently she’s been perverted into some sort of cheese cake icon that lives only to please men!
The Shock! The Horror! The Whiny-ness of people who’ve built up a fictional character to represent some ideals she never stood for!
Will the internet survive this one?

And yet it’s still probably the best Wonder Woman run ever…

Even if it’s just for the pimping awesomeness of I-Ching, which, yes, sounds cooler.

Fact Fifteen: You would be wise not to tell a chick you love her and not mean it, because for chicks, that’s all that matters in life!

To be fair, All that matters might indeed stretch it a bit far but this does seem like pretty solid advise.

I…I don’t know if I should burst into tears, or hysterical laughter.

Just as an aside, couldn’t Wonder Woman have used her golden lasso to discover the truth in that little ol’ trial? Just wondering.

Just to play devil’s advocate…is it fair to judge comics of that era by today’s sensibilities? Isn’t it possible that that depiction of Wonder Woman accurately depicts the sensibilities of a lot (not all of course) of the women at that time?

I would say, T, that it might reflect the ideas about women that men had more accurately than what women thought. I could be wrong, of course. My mom was in her mid-20s at this time, and she was married, but was also out working and being “independent.” She’s never struck me as someone who would think the way Diana does. Again, I could be wrong, but this seems like the men thinking this is how women think.

Senator David Poundcake

February 11, 2008 at 10:02 am

I expect this might cost me a number of votes in the upcoming election, but I think all of the above facts are true.

Can you really tell me they’re not?

Don’t worry your pretty little heads about it, girls. Just vote Poundcake, and he’ll take care of you!

“Never yet saw a chick who wouldn’t be dumb if you gave her a chance!”

Direct quote from one of the panels in fact #12. Great stuff.

Oh man, I am totally buying this. By the way, that green hippie cowboy in the panel above Fact Eight is one surprisingly surly looking dude. I’d probably buy a comic book about that guy as well.

I would say, T, that it might reflect the ideas about women that men had more accurately than what women thought. I could be wrong, of course.

You’re not, or at least not very. When you get down to that Core Concept so beloved of editors everywhere, Wonder Woman is a guy’s fantasy version of what a chick superhero should be. Her strengths do not accurately represent a real woman’s by a long shot.

That green hippie cowboy dude turned out to be Wild Bill in the G.I. Joe comics, actually.

Also, the assessment that “WW is a guy’s fantasy version of what a chick superhero should be” has been true ever since William Moulton Marston created her. However, to be fair, you could also say that, “Superman is a guy’s fantasy version of what a boy superhero should be.” I think the difference is what you mean exactly by “fantasy,” since I think those sentences are using the same words to talk about two entirely different things.

I would say, T, that it might reflect the ideas about women that men had more accurately than what women thought. I could be wrong, of course. My mom was in her mid-20s at this time, and she was married, but was also out working and being “independent.” She’s never struck me as someone who would think the way Diana does. Again, I could be wrong, but this seems like the men thinking this is how women think.

I’m not saying you’re right or wrong, I’m just asking how can any of us know that for sure? There were many women who were against 60s feminism you know. I don’t know if we can just assume most women in their 20s were Steinem types that didn’t obsess over marriage, wanted to compete with men for the top corporate spots or were afraid to be openly submissive and admiring to a man.

Well it’s a comic from, what?, ‘69? 70?

It probably holds as accurate a mirror to reality as other comic books from the same period of time.

Oh, yeah, one other thing. If “I Ching” was supposed to be a pun and a play on the idea that me-no-speakee-Engrish Chinese people don’t use particles, then apparently nobody told Denny O’Neil how to pronounce the title of the book properly. The first syllable is pronounced as a long “E,” not as an “Eye.” There can’t be a double meaning there without a deliberate mispronunciation, which makes him look dumber no matter which language is being mispronounced.

I think I’m just going to go with “it’s his codename,” since it’s the only way I can look at him and not get infuriated at how so many comics creators respected the Orient so much in the 70’s that they couldn’t get any of the facts right. See my rants about “Shang-Chi/Chinese Chess” for another example.

I’m sure Denny O’Neil meant to be respectful with I Ching, too, but I’m also sure that the creators of the Superfriends meant to be respectful when they created the Samurai and Apache Chief. You know what they say about good intentions.

Denny O’Neil has since profusely apologized for I Ching.

You’re right, T, that we’ll probably never know. I would be willing to bet that no one involved with this comic ever asked a real-life woman what she thought, though. Again, I could be wrong!

I don’t know if we can just assume most women in their 20s were Steinem types that didn’t obsess over marriage, wanted to compete with men for the top corporate spots or were afraid to be openly submissive and admiring to a man.

We absolutely can assume that most women in their 20’s in the 70’s were not ciphers who lived to please others. It’s called “respecting their intelligence”. And the term “Steinem types” is immensely masochistic.

Also, not being familiar with a better alternative is not equal to being content with the current state.

You’re right, T, that we’ll probably never know. I would be willing to bet that no one involved with this comic ever asked a real-life woman what she thought, though. Again, I could be wrong!

Haha, that’s true!

And the term “Steinem types” is immensely masochistic.

I don’t know about all that now. It wasn’t meant to be insulting.

Compared to Egg Fu, I Ching is almost culturally sensitive.

I can’t get terribly angry at Steve Engelhart — it wasn’t Doug Moench, who didn’t even create the character — for giving Shang-Chi a pretentious name which also means “the rising and advancing of the spirit,” not least because he and later Doug tended to name the American and English cast members with equally charactonymic formulations. You can blame Doug for “Shen Kuei,” I guess, but at that point he was just following a pattern long established by Sax Rohmer and Engelhart.

You had a British Navy man whose last name was Tarr, another with the improbable last name Zaran, a half-Japanese woman with the first name “Leiko” (”arrogant”), an American kung-fu dude named Rufus “Super Midnight” Carter, a Russian spy dubbed Samizdat, an MI6 file clerk turned brainwashed killer whose real name was Eric Slaughter, and criminals of unspecified European extraction with names like Carlton Velcro and Pavane.

Trust me, in Master of Kung-Fu it wasn’t just the foreign characters or just the Asian characters who got “meaningful” but unrealistic, even overtly cutesy or idiomatically smug names. It was everyone. They wore their souls in their cognomens. And frankly, it operated more as a literary device than a mode of prejudice or abject cultural ignorance. Besides, isn’t “Shang-Chi” exactly the sort of name the (non-Chinese, per the original novels) Fu Manchu would give a son of his own?

I-Ching, though…that’s like introducing a Minnesotan named “Large Catechism.”

I don’t know about all that now. It wasn’t meant to be insulting.

I know, but when you reduce the idea of intelligent, independent women to “Steinem types”, it communicates a sexist attitude.

I respectfully disagree and will just leave it at that.

“I-Ching, though…that’s like introducing a Minnesotan named “Large Catechism.”

Isn’t he working for UFC, nowadays? ;-)

Theno

Oh, I’m sure that O’Neil didn’t mean any harm by with I Ching, just like I’m sure Will Eisner didn’t mean any harm with Ebony White in “The Spirit.” I have no problem accepting his apology for it. It’s definitely a “racism of ignorance” thing rather than a “racism of malice” thing, and there’s a big difference between the two. I’ve met the guy at a signing and he came off as such a gracious guy that I can totally believe he’s deeply mortified by it in hindsight. In print/internet, I probably come off as a lot more angry than I am. But I don’t think I’m going to be able to read these comics, just like one black creator (Dwayne McDuffie?) said someplace that he can’t really take Eisner’s “Spirit” because of Ebony.

“Shang-Chi” might have been the sort of name Fu Manchu would have given to one of his sons, but that’s not exactly something to aspire to. I don’t hold up Sax Rohmer as a guy who was doing any favors for people who look like me, and I think I could make a real case for Fu Manchu being a “racism of malice” type of character.

The real problem I have is that when I hear “shang-chi,” I think “Chinese chess” because they’re homonyms, so I’ve never been able to take the character seriously because of that. I didn’t discover until recently that they even had the “rising of the spirit” translation and characters, but that’s still an insufferably dorky name.

Well it’s a comic from, what?, ‘69? 70?

1967, I think.

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