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John Seavey’s Storytelling Engines: Metal Men

Here’s the latest Storytelling Engine from John Seavey. Click here to read John’s description of what a Storytelling Engine IS, anyways. Check out more of them at his blog, Fraggmented.

Storytelling Engines: Metal Men

(or “Death Is But A Door”)

So what, exactly, is it about the Metal Men that makes them such an enduring property? In a lot of ways, they seem very similar to many of the other quirky, off-beat characters that DC created in the Sixties as they tried to capture the youth culture, and their storytelling engine reflects that. Unusual villains (like Chemo, the Gas Gang, and a giant radioactive version of their creator, Doc Magnus)? Sure. Quirky characters that don’t always get along, led by an irascible mentor? Yep.
A slightly different take on the “public hero” motif, with the Metal Men sometimes loved and sometimes feared by a fickle public? Check. But all of these are shared by the Doom Patrol, the Fantastic Four, or even the X-Men. There’s got to be something unique about their storytelling engine, something that keeps it going through all these years.

They’re all robots, and when they get killed, Doc Magnus just rebuilds them? Yep, there it is.

And it doesn’t just keep them going in the literal sense, either. The Metal Men, as characters, endure because Doc Magnus keeps finding a way to put them back together after they sacrifice themselves fighting the enemies of humanity, but the concept of the Metal Men stays strong because removing death from the equation of their storytelling engine opens up the potential for some truly strange, genuinely memorable stories. Nothing really stops the Metal Men, allowing the writers to get them into situations that no other hero could get out of and exploring the nature of heroism in some decidedly odd ways. Metal Men get trapped in space, become radioactive, turn evil, blow up, blow themselves up, and through it all, writer Bob Kanigher knows that he has a “backdoor” out of these plots in the form of Doc Magnus and his robot-repair skills.

Of course, removing death from the equation has some downsides as well as upsides. It’s hard to really feel concerned for one of the Metal Men when they wind up in a life-or-death situation, because previous stories have demonstrated that there’s really no such thing for them. No matter how devastating the injury visited on Tin, Lead, Gold, Iron, Mercury, or Platinum, they’ll be back again by the next issue right as rain. The only way to induce real tension is to go after Doc Magnus, something the series does regularly. You can almost think of it as a logic gate; the potential for death opens up tension, but at the cost of closing off storytelling possibilities.

Readers tend to thrive on tension, though, so the “unkillable protagonist” remains confined to a relative handful of storytelling engines (Resurrection Man, arguably Metamorpho, and Robotman of the Doom Patrol tends to be pretty tough to get rid of.) But those few series provide something genuinely different for the readers, a glimpse into a world where all the rules are changed…even the most fundamental rule of life.

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One of my recent fascinating discoveries was on this site, which reconstructs (imperfectly, but it’s all we got) sales figures from the ’60s based on their Post Office-required distribution statements:

http://www.comichron.com/YearlyRankings/1960s/1965/tabid/203/Default.aspx

What’s kind of stunning to me is that Metal Men sold really, *really* well! I’d always imagined it to be one of DC’s lesser titles, like it would have sold around *Mystery in Space* or *Blackhawk* levels, but it seems for several years to have been DC’s top selling comic that didn’t have Superman and/or Batman as recurring characters!

The title apparently had a meteoric rise and fall, dropping pretty steeply by the end of the decade, probably due to the limitations of its storytelling engine mentioned above, but that ain’t bad! Seems like the Metal Men had a reign comparable to what Lobo had for a while – a significant but limited period of *huge* sales, before people got tired of it.

Stephane Savoie

June 17, 2008 at 7:31 am

Man, they REALLY need to make a Metal Men animated series. It would be great!

Of course, the late 60s revamp no one ever talks about (as opposed to the much-noted Wonder Woman revamp and the infamous Blackhawk revamp) is they made the Metal Men human toward the end of their run, which not only changed the storytelling engine but probably hastened the cancellation!

Stephane, that would be lots of fun. They didn’t ever appear in the JLU cartoon, did they? Maybe there’s room for them to guest on Brave and the Bold once that’s on. I’m assuming it’s a team-up show.

Forget an animated series – the big screen treatment is coming! Lauren Shuler Donner (X-Men: The Last Stand, Constantine) is producing the Warner Bros. film.

Awesome.

The main appeal of the Metal Men was the fact that they relied on their schticks.
Gold was noble and honourable (and a bit dull).
Iron was a strong workhorse, a good solid palooka who’d help ya outta a jam.
Lead was the slow-moving mook with a good heart and a thick head.
Mercury was the snooty know-it-all.
Platinum was the vampy airhead who was equal parts coquette and ingenue.
Tin was the weakling who lacked confidence but always tried his very hardest.

Pure schtick, every one of them.

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