Comments on: Top Five Characters Who Talk Like Morons

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 06:28:07 +0000

ha, it wasnt until #1 i realized that this wasnt called, “characters who talk like mormons”.

By: GQ

GQ — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:06:46 +0000

Christ, I hate Bizarro…

But I’d have to agree that Gambit deserved to be on that list. Also any silver-age DC infant.

By: Jono11

Jono11 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:28:55 +0000

You forgot Wolverine, Gambit, Rogue, and anyone written by Stan Lee.

By: Alvin

Alvin — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:43:36 +0000

Wait “The Russian”

By: buttler

buttler — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:35:40 +0000

Snark aside, I’m not sure what Vince is referring to here. .

It’s not like the characters in the list have lisps or something. At best they’re adults who talk like toddlers — andI feel like I’m being kind of uncharitable to babies when I say that, because they can be kind of articulate sometimes.

But I guess you bring to it whatever baggage you happen to be carrying.

By: Alvin

Alvin — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:35:40 +0000

What about Guy Gardner there’s freakin a moron for you, how about T-T-T-Tin from the Metal Men or maybe that’s just bad taste on my part, Sorry. ( Scar face, Ass Face)

By: buttler

buttler — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:20:52 +0000

Sorry, Vince, we couldn’t understand you because of your unconventional syntax.

By: Vince

Vince — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:14:45 +0000

I say again, anyone with a speech impediment or an individual way of speaking — and that’, to you, is a bad thing???

By: Rrrralph

Rrrralph — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:23:02 +0000

Wanted’s Fuckwit!

By: red-Ricky

red-Ricky — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:04:56 +0000

Wait... No Beavis & Butt-Head? What's the catch? Don't tell me you can't be a real Moron.

By: stephen cade

stephen cade — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:44:04 +0000

G’NORT!

Or was he just a moron, who didn’t talk like one?

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:08:12 +0000

So, that would make 1 a super-genius.

By: Ryan Dunlavey

Ryan Dunlavey — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:53 +0000

All those X-Men characters with faux accents and over-used regional colloquialisms sound pretty damn stupid: Gambit, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Banshee, etc. etc.
Every time I’ve had the misfortune to read a Gambit comic I hear the voice of that stupid candlestick from Beauty & the Beast in my head.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:30:54 +0000

Genius for a dog is peeing really high.

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:40:10 +0000

Well, he actually talks like a genius, for a dog.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:09:58 +0000

No We3 mention? You only have the dog staring down on you every time you visit here.

By: Nick Lockhead

Nick Lockhead — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:31:19 +0000

I totally agree with Colossus 2000. Man was Drax better when he was a super-strong dumbass instead of the Riddickesque modern revamp.

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:47:27 +0000

Bizarro number 1 totally not number 1!

By: Vince

Vince — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:47:02 +0000

So, what you’re saying is — anyone with a speech impediment or happens to have an individual way of speaking talks like a moron??

By: E. Bonix

E. Bonix — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:34:15 +0000

SWEET CHRISTMAS! No Jive-talkin’ 70′s Luke Cage?! I’ma call Jesse on yo @$$!