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7/16 – If Only…
every Spider-Man comic was about Spider-Man lifting heavy machinery.

every Spider-Man comic was about Spider-Man lifting heavy machinery.

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35 Comments
Jaap!
July 16, 2008 at 4:22 am
Mark Waid is going to be one of the obstacles? What?
Brian Mac
July 16, 2008 at 4:52 am
I was thinking the exact same thing…some problematic copy on that flyer.
Joe S. Walker
July 16, 2008 at 5:04 am
A SIlver Age homage written by Mark Waid. Just like the world needed one more.
Grapeweasel
July 16, 2008 at 5:18 am
Homage.
Not the word I was thinking…
Tom Fitzpatrick
July 16, 2008 at 5:23 am
Overwhelming.
GarBut
July 16, 2008 at 5:32 am
No, no, no, no, no!
Darkness…
Pain…
Fear…
MELTZER!
MarkAndrew
July 16, 2008 at 5:34 am
Well played.
MarkAndrew
July 16, 2008 at 5:45 am
No, wait, that’s REAL.
I take that back.
Richard J. Marcej
July 16, 2008 at 6:19 am
Darkness,
Pain,
Fear……
Oh yeah, that’s a book I want to buy and read.
I haven’t seen a Grim, Gritty, Dark, Pain Wracked comic in a loooooooooong time.
The House of Ideas.
Brian Mac
July 16, 2008 at 6:33 am
Allow me to engage in a bit of Snark-blocking here. I really like Mark Waid, and I’m usually willing to take a look at anything he’s writing (except for the Legion…I’ve never cared for the Legion, so that’s just me, not Waid). There’s not much to go on from this ad, but the idea of an homage to that earlier Lee/Ditko story does seem likely. And that’s fine with me. Honestly, after One More Day and Brand New Day, I’m perfectly willing to see what Waid can do with Spidey. And check this bit out — two issues! They’re advertising two-part story…dare we even hope it’s a self-contained two-part story?
Scott MacIver
July 16, 2008 at 7:49 am
Gosh, he looks really trapped there.
I hope he can escape. It’d be sad if we lost Spidey as well as Captain America.
(as a side note, was his memory of the first time he was trapped under machinery wiped out by Mephisto?)
Grico
July 16, 2008 at 7:55 am
Hopefully that is just Ben Riley, so we can get a new twist on th thing
Matt D
July 16, 2008 at 8:06 am
So is Pain doing the pencils or inking it?
ABoyNamedPosh
July 16, 2008 at 8:55 am
Lettering by The Darkness of ComicCraft.
Stephen
July 16, 2008 at 9:38 am
“was his memory of the first time he was trapped under machinery wiped out by Mephisto?)”
Well, he and MJ still are ex- and ex-, and that happened after the lifting so…
… aargh. I promised myself I wouldn’t try to apply logic to One More Day.
That said, the Spidey comics have been pleasantly good reads recently, if not anything to spend money on. Just wish they’d work on the supporting cast a lot, since they’re all ciphers at the moment.
GarBut
July 16, 2008 at 9:47 am
Bian Mac, I got your back: Totally in agreement about Waid and the snark block, I’m all for seeing what he can do in a (hopefully) self-contained 2-parter, outright homage or not.
I only snarked “Meltzer” because, well, that triumvirate is his M.O., right down to what I believe was an Eisner-winning standalone JLA issue.
Apodaca
July 16, 2008 at 10:43 am
Wasn’t the whole point of Spider-Man’s new direction to be lighter and more fun?
Well, that didn’t last too long at all.
Ben Herman
July 16, 2008 at 11:17 am
How many times has Spider-Man been trapped under machinery, anyway? You know that you have a serious problem when the same scene gets continually homaged (ripped off?) over and over again across a four decade long history.
T.
July 16, 2008 at 11:47 am
You know, that would be a great idea for a “Top 5.” “Top 5 over-homaged comic scenes.” The machinery would definitely be up there.
buttler
July 16, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’d create a list like that, if only these ropes weren’t keeping me out of action.
T.
July 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
Well played, sir. Well. Played.
Dan K
July 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm
If that’s Marcos Martin’s art, as I think it is, then I’m rather looking forward to this. Sorry to spoil the hate-in.
John Cage
July 16, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“A SIlver Age homage written by Mark Waid. Just like the world needed one more.”
Ha!
That tickled me.
Have a good day.
John Cage
Brian Cronin
July 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm
It’s a really well drawn cover, and I think Waid/Martin is a good match.
Doesn’t mean that it is not funny to see Spidey lifting heavy machinery again.
Scavenger
July 16, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Waid is often good for a one shot storyline….it’s just that after he shoots, he’s wasted.
Fabian
July 16, 2008 at 1:39 pm
We can only hope that there’s a bridge scene in this too.
danjack
July 16, 2008 at 2:43 pm
i really like Mark Waid and so, if i read/bought any Marvel comics anymore, i might pick this up. However, i haven’t bought a Marvel comic book in about five years [if that] and i see no reason to start now. Some of my favorite stories to this day are the Waid ‘Flash’ & ‘Cap’ titles. Other stuff is at least well written and has a point to it.
Paul C
July 16, 2008 at 3:13 pm
My first impression was that it was Chris Bachelo but Marcos Martin is pretty sweet.
Kirk Warren
July 16, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Is that a real promo? It looks like it’s fan made. Is it just a distorted / shrunk down version or something? The fonts look terrible, like someone took 2 seconds in Photoshop or MS Paint to tack them on there.
While I’m more than willing to give Marvel money for a Waid penned Spidey comic, they took what could have been an excellent promo and ruined it with poorly handled text. The fact they have Waid’s name so it appears to be one of the negative words that Spidey must overcome is just case in point.
Joe Rice
July 16, 2008 at 10:39 pm
If I were a jerk I’d say this promo just had a list of unpleasant things I don’t want to necessarily see very often in my superhero comics.
edc
July 17, 2008 at 4:37 am
the 4 trails of spiderman:
Darkness,
Pain,
Fear
and
WAID!
I’d buy it.
Stephen Wacker
July 17, 2008 at 9:07 am
Hey there! Obviously the story pre-sucks, is a slap-in-the-face, etc, so i won’t try to pursuade anybody otherwise.
However for what it’s worth, the text treatment of making Waid look like one of the horrible things Spidey has to face was on purpose because Marcos is flat-out mean and I like making fun of Waid. It’s not a “real” promo; just something Marcos sent in that made us laugh.
And the story is not in any way an homage to the Spidey-lifting-the-machinery. We do that in the the Marvel Apes preview in Amazing Spider-Man Family #1 next month!
Okay, gotta get back to ruining comics! Great blog!
-Wacker
Mark Waid
July 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm
It made ME laugh.
The fallout snark, not so much.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
July 17, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Best idea then is not to release a promo piece that isn’t representative of the story, because not knowing it’s an ‘in-joke’, people are going to pre-judge based on that image – which is why promo image’s are released, for the audience to pre-judge whether or not it’s something they want to spend their money on.
You should release the real promo art so we can decide you’ve ruined the character based on what it is you’re actually doing with him!
Kirk Boxleitner, a.k.a. K-Box
July 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Steve and Mark,
Glad to see you’re amusing yourselves.
Problem being, your own amusement has exactly zero to do with the point of releasing a promo piece in the first place.
Then again, per-issue sales on Amazing Spider-Man are the lowest they’ve been in years, and the sales drop shows no signs of slowing, so obviously, your own amusement takes precedence over your audience.
You do realize that the status quo you’re trying to foist on this character will go down in history as being an even worse disaster than the Clone Saga, yes?