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Is it Really That Easy to Pretend to be Chuck Norris’ Agent?
- by Brian Cronin
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Steel City Con recently sent out a press release to correct an earlier press release that announced that Chuck Norris would be appearing at the convention.
We must begin by reporting that shortly after we posted the information about a Chuck Norris appearance we discovered that we were misled by the Talent Agency that claimed to represent him. We are currently cooperating with Chuck Norris’s real manager and his attorneys in their investigation. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.
Yikes.
Check out their website to see what celebrities actually will be appearing.
- Posted on August 25, 2008 @ 07:57 PM
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george salire
August 26, 2008 at 4:28 am
oh man, that guy just opened a can of chuck norris-sized worms with that stunt. Better check his closet at night, or else he might not see the light of day.
Or it might even be too late to say it and he’s already been roundhoused to the face.
edc
August 26, 2008 at 9:03 am
his ass is gone!
Nick Lockhead
August 26, 2008 at 9:18 am
This is not the kind of stunt I would pull with Chuck Norris. Steven Segal, absolutely! but Chuck Norris, man, this guy has a death wish.
If there’s only one thing that 90s action movies have taught us, it’s not to mess with Chuck.
I mean, even Google doesn’t want to find Chuck Norris!!!!
Seriously though, it’s not as if Chuck Norris has made many movies lately so the name of his official agent is probably not as known as other more recent high-profile actors. I guess you could as easily pull this kind of stunt with Luke Perry or Rick Moranis…
Jack Norris
August 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
The only real way to answer the question that is the title of this post is for every one reading this to try it and report back.
MarkAndrew
August 27, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Speaking as Chuck Norris’ mother, I will do everything in my power to prevent this kind of tragedy from happening again.
Jono11
August 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm
“The only real way to answer the question that is the title of this post is for every one reading this to try it and report back.”–You know? I do believe you’ve hit upon something there.