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Snark Blocker - A Day In the Life
- by Brian Cronin
- in Snark Blocker
Monday, August 25th, 2008 at 9:46 AM EST
Updated: Monday, August 25th, 2008 at 3:51 AM EST
For today’s Snark Blocker, I want you to imagine the following fifteen World’s Finest covers scrolling by you as though they were part of a montage of events that Superman, Batman and Robin got up to one day on their day off.
Next, come up with a song that would accompany the montage!
Enjoy!





















81 Comments
Bryan Levy
August 25, 2008 at 9:56 am
Obviously “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves. No song says “Summer Day Off” like that song.
Jeff Ryan
August 25, 2008 at 9:58 am
Either The Starlight Vocal Band’s Afternoon Delight or Andrew WK’s Party Til You Puke.
Neil Cameron
August 25, 2008 at 9:59 am
The Benny Hill theme gives it a nice pace.
John Trumbull
August 25, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’m thinking “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.” It worked for Spider-Man 2…
ThiefTMA
August 25, 2008 at 10:11 am
This is a total gimme. Gotta be “Vacation” by the Go-Gos. They’re even water-skiing on one cover!
Matt Bird
August 25, 2008 at 10:12 am
A very un-hip suggestion:
“Saturday in the Park” by Chicago.
And a very hipster suggestion:
“Photobooth” by Death Cab for Cutie (but only on an EP, doncha know)
Evan Waters
August 25, 2008 at 10:13 am
“Sunshine Day” by the Brady Bunch.
tk.
August 25, 2008 at 10:17 am
“Wouldn’t It Be Nice” by the Beach Boys, or “Black Out” by Pavement.
The rock climbing one is a bit out of place in my mind, but this is pretty fantastic.
DanLarkin
August 25, 2008 at 10:19 am
“Something Good” by Herman’s Hermits
Jacob D.
August 25, 2008 at 10:19 am
‘Happy Together’ by the Turtles. A bit cliche, but it works.
Chris McAree
August 25, 2008 at 10:22 am
“Here Comes the Summer,” by The Undertones.
Or for no good reason other than it keeps popping into my mind; “Learn to Fly,” by the Foo Fighters.
Aler
August 25, 2008 at 10:23 am
THIS is how the Superman movie franchise should be rebooted.
Michael
August 25, 2008 at 10:26 am
“You’ve Got A Friend In Me.”
Or “All Summer Long.”
Scavenger
August 25, 2008 at 10:29 am
Curse you Dan Larkin!!!
I was gonna say “Something Good” by Herman’s Hermits
Dave Puskas
August 25, 2008 at 10:33 am
“Best Friend” by Harry Nilsson, or Captain and Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together”.
Every song mentioned in the posts above would be pure gold.
Dan Bailey
August 25, 2008 at 10:35 am
“I Hate Myself & Want to Die” by Nirvana.
Oh wait …
Adam Jones
August 25, 2008 at 10:39 am
Theme song to Sanford and Son.
Scott Closter
August 25, 2008 at 10:48 am
“Love will keep us together”.
Scott Closter
August 25, 2008 at 10:49 am
Doh, Dave Pukas beat me to it, but I’ll 2nd his nomination.
Spiffy
August 25, 2008 at 10:51 am
Three Amigos - Three Amigos Theme
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we’re three brave amigos
and we’ll be amigos forever
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we’ll be
Blackjak
August 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
Dang Michael!
I was just about to say “All Summer Long” - The Beach Boys
Or “Wake up Boo” - The Boo Radleys
Spiffy
August 25, 2008 at 10:54 am
There’s also the theme song from the TV Classic “My Two Dads”. Mostly its the title more than the lyrics that fits, but the lyrics aren’t that bad in the “slightly creepy” department.
You can count on me.
No matter what you do.
You can count on me.
No matter where you go.
I’m standing by your side.
I’ll be right behind.
No one loves you more than I do,
Put your hand in mine.
I can see a part of me in you.
A little something special that comes shining through.
I hear it in your laughter,
And I feel it when you cry,
I will be right there for you,
Until the day I die.
You can count on me.
No matter what you do.
You can count on me.
No matter where you go.
You can count on me.
Jack Fear
August 25, 2008 at 10:58 am
Queen’s “You’re My Best Friend,” obvs.
joshschr
August 25, 2008 at 11:08 am
“We Are Gonna Be Friends” by the White Stripes.
Blackjak
August 25, 2008 at 11:08 am
Actually really like the “Three Amigos” idea - All you need is a cover with all three standing in a row, hands on hips facing over their left shoulders…
On the TV Theme idea - “Three’s Company”??
Matthew E
August 25, 2008 at 11:17 am
Lovin’ Spoonful. ‘Daydream’.
avengers63
August 25, 2008 at 11:19 am
I’ve seen a few of these covers on superdickery.com.
“That’s What Friends Are For” by Dionne Warwick, Elton John, and someone else. And that’s only because all the good songs have already been mentioned.
sackett
August 25, 2008 at 11:35 am
The theme song to the The Monkees by The Monkees
jdwrocks
August 25, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Secret Lovers” by Atlantic Starr. Now why did I go and say that?!
Bill Reed
August 25, 2008 at 11:37 am
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy and fine! AHA!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven’t got a lot, I don’t need a lot
Coffee’s only a dime!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Greg Burgas
August 25, 2008 at 11:40 am
I have no song (maybe later), but I will say that this would be the BEST DAY EVERRRRRRR!!!!!
Elijah
August 25, 2008 at 11:40 am
I second “Wouldn’t It Be Nice,” first of all.
Secondly, also “I Wish” by Skee-Lo.
Tekende
August 25, 2008 at 11:53 am
“Summer in the City” by the Lovin’ Spoonful.
alkaboom
August 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
it’s a wonderful world by louis Armstrong
Pink Raygun
August 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
Bizarre Love Triangle, New Order
Pink Raygun
August 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm
And to make it more modern
“Mr Brightside” by The Killers
Dave Ziegler
August 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I think almost all of these suggestions would rock, and I was leaning towards “Walking on Sunshine” until Burgas mentioned “Best Day Ever!”
That’s the winner. Because what says “Superman, Batman, & Robin on a day off” more than a little yellow burger-flipping sponge?
Sean D.
August 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Mr. Blue Sky by E.L.O. or maybe The Girl That I knew Somewhere by the Monkees. (Let’s face it, it looks like a “romp” from the show’s first season.)
Graeme Burk
August 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“Perfect Day” by Lou Reed.
Adam P. Knave
August 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Queen - You’re My Best Friend.
Stephen
August 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm
“Summer Holiday”, Cliff Richard.
Mr. Chris
August 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Would “Sunshine Superman” be too obvious?
B. Rolsted
August 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I’ll have to say “Hooked on a feeling”. The David Hasselhoff version. It just feels so right.
Da Fug
August 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm
These are great! Somebody should string these together to the theme from “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” and slap it on Youtube with the title “Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight Nightmare”. Comedy gold.
JR
August 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“Daydream Believer” by the Monkees
or
“I can make you Happy” Davy Jones version from Scooby Doo
Scavenger
August 25, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Brian, To prove my point of Herman’s Hermit’s superiority, here you go:
World’s Finest Vacation Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vbvey70uI
Chris Jones
August 25, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“Picture Book” by The Kinks. It works MARVELOUSLY.
Dalarsco
August 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Light and Day by Polyphonic Spree. The song from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Vincent Paul Bartilucci
August 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Strange Powers by The Magnetic Fields … too maudlin?
Blackjak
August 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life” - Monty Python
Andrew Collins
August 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
“Curse you Dan Larkin!!!
I was gonna say “Something Good” by Herman’s Hermits”
Same here. I was having flashbacks to the Leslie Nielsen/Priscilla Presley montage scene in Naked Gun…
M Bloom
August 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
“Friends will be Friends” by Queen.
Blackjak
August 25, 2008 at 2:40 pm
There’s only one problem with “Something Good”… It’s been ruined in the UK by a bank… Lyrics have been changed to talk about interest rates, and stuff, sung by actual staff members - REALLY DIRE! Youtube it: Halifax ad Somthing good - It’s even on their website…
Similar problem with “It’s a Wonderful World” - The end of Good Morning Vietnam…
winterteeth
August 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I had the “Goin’ on a holiday” song from Mr. Show stuck in my mind.
Chris McAree
August 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“Parklife,” by Blur. In the style of an old Ealing Comedy!
Scavenger
August 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Andrew C: yup same influence for me:)
Billy F
August 25, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Wrapped Up In Books-Belle and Sebastian
or I’m a Cuckoo by the same band
JoeyFNK
August 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The theme from That 70’s Show.
Mike Loughlin
August 25, 2008 at 4:47 pm
The theme from “Perfect Strangers”
That “Venga Bus” song they played on those awful 6 Flags commercials with the creepy old guy.
I’ll second “Daydream” by the Lovin’ Spoonful.
Jono11
August 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
“Or “All Summer Long.””–You are evil. How hard would it be to show respect for the REAL songs that Kid Rock is ripping off (Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama)? That ain’t “sampling,” and that ain’t “homage,” that’s pure straight-up unadulterated shameless ripping off.
Jono11
August 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm
At any rate, my votes:
R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People
Chumbawamba: I’m Not Sorry I Was Having Fun
Barenaked Ladies: Never Is Enough
Wilco: Heavy Metal Drummer
Eels: Mr. E’s Beautiful Blues
Modest Mouse: Float On
…and why the hell not, “This Bud’s For You.” (Football Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEMLdgh2IE) (Regular Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJCLI1e9FFQ&feature=related) (Rural Version:
Tyson
August 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Darn it, I wanted to make the “My Two Dads” joke.
So, how about “No Woman, No Cry”?
Ray Cornwall
August 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Public Enemy’s “Brothers Gonna Work It Out”
…oh, alright, Prince’s “Play In The Sunshine”
Dan K
August 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
“Boys Keep Swinging” by David Bowie,
“Alright” by Supergrass,
or
“One Fine Day” by the Chiffons
Michael
August 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Jono, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was talking about the Beach Boys’ 1964 hit, which was used in the credits of American Graffiti.
Jono11
August 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
That is totally my bad. I apologize. I’ve just heard one too many people tell me about “this great new Kid Rock song” that’s nothing but an unabashed ripoff of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
August 25, 2008 at 9:36 pm
‘Perfect Day’ by Lou Reed (just ignore the heroin references, advertisers seem to)
‘Gimme Some Lovin’ by The Spencer Davis Group
‘Cars’ by Gary Numan. I know it’s got no lyrical references to what they are doing, but get that music in your head, and look at those pics, and I dare you not to smile.
‘Pets’ by Porno For Pyros.
Joe
August 25, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Wow. Superman, Batman, and Robin didn’t do much superhero-ing in the early days.
SwanShadow
August 26, 2008 at 1:01 am
“Couple Days Off” by Huey Lewis and the News
or
“Adventure Day” by the House Jacks
John
August 26, 2008 at 1:39 am
Boy’s don’t cry
parker
August 26, 2008 at 2:20 am
the banana splits theme!
Dunc
August 26, 2008 at 3:04 am
‘Anyone else but you’ By the Mouldy Peaches (from the Juno soundtrack)
Cove West
August 26, 2008 at 3:20 am
I’d go the juxtaposition route Maybe some intense, we’re-gonna-blow-shtuff-up ’80s action theme — “Airwolf” or “A-Team” or “Knight Rider.” Just imagine a blank screen/page/whatever, the hypnotic intro of “Knight Rider” going, you think there’s some serious ’spodey’s coming…then *bam!* the chorus comes in and you see the image of Batman, Robin, and Superman being chased by a skunk.
Or the Anti-Nowhere League’s “So What?”, if for no other reason than the image of “so f***ing what!” blaring while Superman demands his shoes be shined.
Or go classical. Sweeping operatic movements, probably a tragic story of love lost to the oblivion of time sung in Italian to a melancholy symphony, while the World’s Finest circle each other with cameras. Or go “Night on Bald Mountain” with the Fight-O-Meter brawl. Or “Ride of the Valkyries” with the waterskiing.
wwk5d
August 26, 2008 at 6:53 am
Will Smith’s “Summertime”.
Vincent Paul Bartilucci
August 26, 2008 at 7:20 am
If you want to go the Herman’s Hermits route how about A Little Bit Better?
If you imagine Superman singing to Robin, the lyrics work perfectly.
Fran
August 26, 2008 at 8:48 am
“One fine day” by The Chiffons
Mecha-Shiva
August 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I know I was late to this one, but I thought there was no way someone would’ve gone with the Tiny Tim before me.
lauren
August 29, 2008 at 11:52 am
A different Blur tune Song 2 might be nice to express the exuberance of the day, or Dj Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince doing Summertime could also work.
Lord Paradise
August 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm
There’s a nice one on Youtube with “the Boys are back in town.” I think it works well.
Jono11
August 29, 2008 at 11:21 pm
“I’d go the juxtaposition route Maybe some intense, we’re-gonna-blow-shtuff-up ’80s action theme — “Airwolf” or “A-Team” or “Knight Rider.” Just imagine a blank screen/page/whatever, the hypnotic intro of “Knight Rider” going, you think there’s some serious ’spodey’s coming…then *bam!* the chorus comes in and you see the image of Batman, Robin, and Superman being chased by a skunk.”–I’m thinking “Burn in Hell” by Error.
“Or the Anti-Nowhere League’s “So What?”, if for no other reason than the image of “so f***ing what!” blaring while Superman demands his shoes be shined.”–Bah. ANL’s version is weak compared to the Metallica cover from the old Garage Days.
“Or go classical. Sweeping operatic movements, probably a tragic story of love lost to the oblivion of time sung in Italian to a melancholy symphony, while the World’s Finest circle each other with cameras. Or go “Night on Bald Mountain” with the Fight-O-Meter brawl. Or “Ride of the Valkyries” with the waterskiing.”–Lacrimosa, perhaps, from Mozart’s Requiem. Or even Dies Irae, from the same piece.
sgt rawk
November 30, 2008 at 8:27 am
Vacation by the GoGos. Or Lust For Life by Iggy Pop.
Actually, all these suggestions are good. I love the fact that Robin’s a little practical joker. I LOVE the one where they all take pictures of each other. And the skunk! Priceless.