Comments on: Comic Critics #14!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:38:48 +0000

Could Superheroine Central be whom they are refering too?

Poor Psyslut never had a chance.

By: ZZZ

ZZZ — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:38:30 +0000

Oh please. The number of people making flesh-on-flesh contact with Rogue alone puts the average superhero porn site way past even the most loosely edited actual comic continuity-error-wise.

Of course, he may be looking only at DC-related porn, which tends to hold up a little better. The only major errors you tend to see there happen when someone includes a character who wasn’t active until AFTER Barbara Gordon stopped being Batgirl.

All of this, of course, is based purely on something some guy told me once. And I memorized it phonetically. I’m not even sure what most of those words mean.

By: Rhod

Rhod — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:26:58 +0000

By far the funniest strip so far, making it worth wading through the lame ones.

By: Eric Grant

Eric Grant — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:03:44 +0000

@ Jono11

Maybe it’s not what _you_ would expect, but I suggest you haven’t been subscribing to the right sites.

By: FunkyGreenJerusalem

FunkyGreenJerusalem — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:48:20 +0000

Funny stuff.

By: Nitz the Bloody

Nitz the Bloody — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:57:56 +0000

” Umm, so where would one find this super-hero themed porn? You know, if someone wanted to. Not that I do. But a â€¦ friend of mine was asking about it. A friend. ”

” The internet is really really great
FOR PORN!
I’ve got a fast connection, so I don’t have to wait
FOR PORN!
What? There’s always some new site
FOR PORN!
I browse all day and night
FOR PORN!
It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light
FOR PORN!

The Internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!

( Quoted verbatim from the deranged puppet musical Avenue Q )

By: Chris Jones

Chris Jones — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:01:09 +0000

Heh. Heh.

…Mmm.

By: Aaron Walther

Aaron Walther — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:52:42 +0000

haha, awesome strip this week.

By: Jono11

Jono11 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:39:16 +0000

@Eric: No, the punchline is that superhero-themed porn, which you wouldn’t think would give a flying flim-flam about continuity, has tight continuity in the world of Comic Critics. And this is funny, because it’s not what you would expect.

By: agent_torpor

agent_torpor — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:22:07 +0000

I just made pee pee in my pance due to laughter.

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:52:48 +0000

I liked this strip a lot, guys. Great job.

By: jazzbo

jazzbo — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:29:51 +0000

Umm, so where would one find this super-hero themed porn? You know, if someone wanted to. Not that I do. But a … friend of mine was asking about it. A friend.

By: joshschr

joshschr — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:13:01 +0000

Pornographic time ghost. What an awesome comic idea.

By: Nitz the Bloody

Nitz the Bloody — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:05:32 +0000

” the kinds of people who make superhero porn are exactly the kinds of people who really truly deeply care about continuity? ”

For some people, comics like Infinite Crisis and Avengers Forever are treated with the same mindset one might enter into ” Wild Wild Chest ” or ” Ally McFeel “.

( And yes, I realize those references are very dated in terms of punny porn movies. Sue me for not keeping up with the pornographic zeitgeist. )

By: Eric Grant

Eric Grant — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:52:57 +0000

So, is the punchline:
DC is sloppy

the kinds of people who make superhero porn are exactly the kinds of people who really truly deeply care about continuity?

I choose the second option.

By: sgt pepper

sgt pepper — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:48:49 +0000

Don’t you know that jokes like this make Grant Morrison cry?

It’s the reason the original monitor split in two, dudes! Stop it now.