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September 18, 2008 @ 12:48 PM
Holy crap, this is hilarious. And perfect. Especially the subtle sexual undertones.
Thanks to Nik for pointing this out to me. We can all use a good laugh these days, right?






14 Comments
Anthony Strand
September 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Oh wow. Those are all actual lines from The Dark Knight Returns, I assume?
I’ve only read the book once.
Eric Grant
September 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
It’s jokes like this that make my 20 odd years being frustrated with comics seem worth it.
jazzbo
September 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Yep, actual quotes. That was amazing. And hilarious. Thanks for pointing it out, Greg.
Paperghost
September 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Absolutely fantastic.
Brian Cronin
September 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm
That is extremely clever.
Craig B.
September 18, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Brilliant. And that one shot of McCain from below, with the shadow billowing behind him, looked like an Alex Ross painting, didn’t it?
Ariel S.
September 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Oh my… Really nice!!
steve-o
September 18, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Too bad he didn’t finish using the quote at the end…
” I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
Tom Fitzpatrick
September 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I’ll bet that Miller would have chuckled at this.
Mike Loughlin
September 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Ha!
Grant
September 18, 2008 at 9:29 pm
This almost got me to vote for McCain. Almost.
Sallyp
September 19, 2008 at 6:25 am
Magnificent! And terrifying. And yes, that one panel did look eerily like an Alex Ross painting.
Lord Paradise
December 31, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I’m not sure if “She may be better than Dick” was actually a line in tDKR, but I’ll give it to them cause it works so well.
randypan the goatboy
August 16, 2011 at 9:46 am
Isnt it awesome how Obama has self destructed after all that hype and his inclusion into the Spiderman comic. That was funny as hell, but I hate to tell you that in this issue the mutant leader kills the darknut…and then turns into a dogshit taco 3 years later