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Have You Ever Wondered What Batman Would Have Been Like If It Had Been Written By Michael Fleischer and Drawn by Dick Sprang?
October 23, 2008 @ 08:44 PM
- by Brad Curran
- in General
- 3 Comments
Then you should really enjoy scene from an early draft of a Batman film script, identified by Cracked as the only cool one in that early draft of a Batman film script.
They also tear in to a terrible version of the Spider-Man movie, perhaps just for equal time on the DC/Marvel bashing front. As a devoted reader of Bullpen Bulletins in the early ’90s, I knew that James Cameron was meant to direct Spider-Man at some point. Somehow, I missed when they mentioned that the future governor of California and his evil sidekick Weiner would be the villains.
So this was also an educational article. You can’t ask for more, really. But have this video of porno Italian Batman on a bicycle anyway.
3 Comments
Michael
October 23, 2008 at 11:30 pm
That, and Spidey would take MJ to the top of the Queensboro bridge and do a spidery-web-spinning-mating-dance thing for her. After which they would do it.
danjack
October 24, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Hey Brad,
Please warn us when the article that you are linking to has lots of curse words in it. i work in a group home for teen-aged addicts, so i’ve heard every curse word you can think of. However, i still think that we all should be forwarned.
Thanks!
Jack Norris
October 24, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Turning to that crappy Cracked 2.0 site for your ideas is as sad as trying to replicate McDonald’s food at home.