I'm lost too.
Maybe "this aggression will NOT stand" ?

In so many ways...

Oh, and Sgt Rawk? Jesus vs. Allah makes no sense. Allah = Jehovah = YHWH = God...

And yeah, the Greek typeface sucks, bigtime...

First issue: "Revelations!" -Everything you thought you knew about Jesus is FALSE! (Little is actually revealed, except that Jesus' eyes (which have no upper eyelids because they're too hard to draw) are shown to glow in the dark).

Second issue: "Sins of the Father" - Jesus and his Heavenly Dad get into a typical Thor-Odin argument,
punch each other for about 10 splash pages, and Jesus is cast from heaven, apparently dead.

Third issue: "Female of the species" - Mary Magdalene takes up Jesus' mantle as defender of the faithful against the "Unbelievers", dressed in a chromium tank top and armed with a gun that's clearly twice as heavy as she is. It's called a Faith Gun, and like the Carebears' chest beams they don't seem to hurt her opponents... They just go "Agheeeee!" and revert from their demonic form to a more mundane one.

Fourth issue: "Resurrection" - Jesus comes back from the dead, but with half his body replaced by robotic parts. Apparently his Dad is fine with that and says his son must do penance by being half machine for a while. The editor protests that "dead is dead" certainly should not apply to Jesus.

Fifth issue: "Screw it!" - Warren Ellis comes abord to rescue the ailing title. We learn that the "Jesus" we've been following is a figment of the imagination of a cynical booze- and cigarette-addicted ex-private eye turned TV producer, who suspects that his bosses might be feeding disinformation to the public in order to bring about a military coup. He has a pet armadillo named Gunther and a foul-mouthed girlfriend who juggles chainsaws on Coney Island. At the end of the comic, he shoots the pope.

Sixth issue : "Revelations II". Warren Ellis was replaced by Rob Liefeld. The retcon from last issue is reversed and "Jesus" is revealed to be a legacy hero; there have been several dozen heroes carrying the tradition through the ages. The spin-off "Jesus: the Spanish Inquisition" is announced but never produced, putting the lie to the phrase "no one expects the Spanish inquisition".

And then the entire run ends up in the quarter bin, where it will gather dust for centuries.

This is turning into Mortal Kombat : God Edition.

Today's comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1481

or stigmata that shoot electricity.

or a crown that shoots thorns.

or command of the God Force, which manifests as a fiery dove surrounding his body. "Hear me, o Christians! No longer am I the messiah you once knew..."

That's not an either/or situation.

All it lacks is shoulder pads and pockets.

Don't forget robot costumes. The 90s loved robot costumes.

Whether this was intended as a commentary on the genre or just "omg it would be totally sweet if..." it's still executed in the most repugnant way imaginable.

But as long as we're chatting sacrilegious comics there's an entertainingly goofy manga where Jesus and Buddha return to earth to live as roommates in Tokyo.

It might have worked on some level, if not for the typical Image-ish "artwork" and dialogue. Rob Liefeld might dig it, though.