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The Mona Lisa Can Officially Suck It
April 27, 2009 @ 01:38 PM
- by Brad Curran
- in General
- 3 Comments
We have a new most inconic image in art. Unsurprisingly, it’s Solomon Stone giving Hitler a spinning backfist so powerful it fills the rest of the page with yellow, which is the universal symbol of residual awesome energy. It’s so awesome I can’t upload it directly, and can only link to it; our servers just can’t handle this much awesome. Jonah only has so much money.
Also, there’s Solomon Stone fan fic now, as only the International Society of Supervillains could bring you. It makes reading the Diary of Anne Frank worthwhile in the same way that Bioshock made slogging through Ayn Rand sort of tolerable to people who aren’t Steve Ditko. It’s that great. Not as great as Galactus/That ’70s Show fanfic, but what is?
3 Comments
Dan Felty
April 27, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Ha–the sound effect is “KAMPF!” Hitler’s an asshole.
The Dude
April 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Yes,no doubt it’s awesome but your Chris Sims’ man crush is getting out of hand. You’re writing exactly like him. All you need now is to end each sentence with “…and that’s how I roll!”
danjack
April 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Hitler Getting Punched is my new home page.
Actually, it will be the only thing i will every use my internet for; starting now.
Its full of awesome.
DFTBA