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Comic Critics #59!
- by Brian Cronin
- in Comic Critics
Here is the latest installment of the Comic Critics strip, courtesy of Sean Whitmore (writer) and Brandon Hanvey (artist)! You can check out the first fifty-eight strips at the archive here and you can read more about Sean and Brandon at the Comic Critics blog.
Enjoy!

Let us know what you think, either here or at the ComicCritics blog!
- Posted on May 1, 2009 @ 12:29 PM






20 Comments
Shaun
May 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I love the stack of comics the customer is buying for 20.00. Does anyone who actually goes in to a comic store spend less than 20.00 at a time? Can you even get 6 comics for 20.00 these days?
Brian Cronin
May 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Well, it does say $20 or MORE, right?
Loren
May 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm
"Can you even get 6 comics for 20.00 these days?"
$2.99 x 6 = $17.94.
Adam
May 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
OK; curiosity has the better of me, and I want to know which books the customers are buying each year. This year's is clearly Blackest Night #0, and the previous one appears to be Tiny Titans #1. What's the first two?
Michael
May 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm
So, is the joke that Greg is a complete asshole?
Brandon Hanvey
May 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm
The first one is "Free Scott Pilgrim" from Oni from 2006.
The second is "Comics Festival" from 2007.
Greg Hatcher
May 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Sadly, that is the lot of Gregs in fiction. They are at best ineffectual and nerdy -- CSI's Greg Sanders, Dharma's Greg, Greg Brady -- and at worst vicious and unpleasant, i.e., Gregg Marmalard from Animal House, or Gregory House M.D. At least House has an admirable intellect, but the writers are at some pains to take every opportunity they can to reinforce the fact that House is a selfish d-bag.
Chris Jones
May 1, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Man, I dunno, that's just...sort of unpleasant.
yep
May 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Amusing strip, but I'm totally creeped out by the drawing of the hand on the character wearing the grey & white shirts in the last panel.
Jax
May 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm
That last panel may be the funniest thing Ive read on the internet in a while.
Nitz the Bloody
May 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm
" Gregory House M.D. At least House has an admirable intellect, but the writers are at some pains to take every opportunity they can to reinforce the fact that House is a selfish d-bag. "
To be fair, House's worst moments tend to be with those who are close to him ( particularly Wilson and Cuddy ), and they knew what they were getting into when they became friends with him. Otherwise, House's assholishness is calculated towards positive results; he may be an unlikable human being, but he is a force for good in the universe.
As for this Greg, he does perpetuate stereotyping against the Gregs of the world
Brandon Hanvey
May 1, 2009 at 8:04 pm
The funny thing is the blond guy with glasses is also named Greg. Though I don't know if Sean wants to reveal which is Hatcher and which is Burgas.
We named a few of the secondary characters after the CSBG staff.
Carlos
May 1, 2009 at 8:05 pm
This sucks.
Greg Burgas
May 1, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Hatcher is DEFINITELY the dickish Greg. Come on, I'm swell! All he writes about is how much he loathes comics and their fans!
jazzbo
May 2, 2009 at 12:49 am
Clearly this comic says what we've all been thinking for a long time. All Gregs suck.
Come on, you know that's what you were thinking.
Dalarsco
May 2, 2009 at 1:06 am
Not funny. I usually love the strip, but this one just isn't funny.
Oz Carver
May 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
Off topic and juvenile as the observation might be, Sean Whitmore would do well to avoid having his name said by people prone to Spoonerisms.
joshschr
May 2, 2009 at 6:06 am
Excellent. Made me lol.
Perry Holley
May 2, 2009 at 7:47 am
Clearly, we need a Crisis of Infinite Gregs.
Tom WB
May 3, 2009 at 4:48 am
Nice one, liked it plenty.
I live in Birmingham, England, and I saw both sides of Free Comic Book Day at my local stores. The first one I went to, Nostalgia & Comics, had made a proper day out of it and seemed to be doing great business; they had free comics, free sweets, helpful assistants in costume and some decent sales on trades and back issues. I got there later in the afternoon so they had run out of a few of the bigger titles of this year's batch of free comics, but they still had plenty of comics from previous free comic book days and other back issues going.
The second, Forbidden Planet (which is the big chain of comic stores in the UK) was pretty much the opposite. No real sign that there was anything going on and the store was pretty much empty. I asked one assistant if they were taking part in free comic book day, and he said they were, but I'd have to ask the guy at the counter nicely if I wanted any of them. So they'd turned a big marketing opportunity to attract new customers into a secret code for current clientele.