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Sunday Brunch: 5/31/09
- by Bill Reed
- in Sunday Brunch
The world's gone all topsy-turvy this week! Nothing makes sense anymore!
RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT: And this week, Rich Johnston's Lying in the Gutters column over at the CBR mothership bids its fond farewell. Lots of animosity has been pointed at Johnston over the years, and I've never quite understood why; his column was always a great read. I'm sure he'll be happy to know that I'm purchasing a copy of his Doctor Who comic that's out in July. Seeya around, Rich.
HEMORRHAGE: Seeya around, in fact, at your new site, Bleeding Cool. See what I did there? As of this writing, it's still on a countdown clock, but word has it that it'll be like Gutters, but every day-- and Warren Ellis shall be writing a column for it, as well.
ALLONS-Y! In a completely unexpected move, the BBC have announced that Phonogram and Beta Ray Bill writer Kieron Gillen will be the next companion on Doctor Who! I have to say, I didn't see this coming. ... What's that? Oh, it's Karen Gillan? Never mind.
HAVE AT THEE! Pretty good interview with Thor screenwriter Ashley Miller here at CineFools. Particularly:
...in the sense that you want to feel Thor's rage when he rages. You want to see him fight like hell, and take as much he dishes out -- maybe more. You want to have a visceral reaction to the guy, and what happens to him. You don't want his adventures to be clean and antiseptic. You want to see the dirt, and grime and blood. You want to feel every bone crunching moment of every fight. And when he unleashes the storm, you want to feel like you're seeing the power of a GOD at work.
FAR-FETCHED FEUDAL FIREWORKS! Scott Morse presents... the Shogunaut:
Check his blog out for more!
REALLY? So you've heard Archie #600 is going to start a bit six-part wedding extravaganza storyline (six issues? Archie goes decompressed? Well, I never). And apparently he's marrying Veronica. This is big news, man-- it's on MSNBC and the View and stuff! I and my fellow cynical comics brethren expect a last-minute switcheroo where either he ends up with Betty or everything stays exactly like it always was, even if this is a non-canon possible alternate future timeline and they could actually get away with change, for once. Can those two crazy kids make it work? I bet not. But if I were a fictional redhead instead of a real-life one, I would totally go for Betty.
...REALLY!? Boom! Studios has become a licensing machine that's producing some good comics, and now they're coming out with Die Hard: Year One. Written by Howard Chaykin, no less. Seriously? Eh, whatever-- it's just weird seeing a Bruce Willis character with hair. Hopefully, this series goes on to prove the "reverse Samson" theory I once heard espoused about Mr. Willis-- the balder he gets, the more invincible (or perhaps unbreakable) he becomes.
NO, REALLY!? Okay, now it's just gotten out of hand-- so there's this "Army of Darkness/Barack Obama" crossover event coming out, where the groovy Ash must save the president from an army of deadites at a comic convention, and... I have now truly seen everything:
FINALLY, THE WORLD RIGHTS ITSELF AGAIN: Ain't It Cool News shares three gorgeous pages of Morrison and Quitely's Batman & Robin. Here's the first to whet your whistle:
I'm loving the sound effects. Let's hope it's as good as the major motion picture of the same name, eh?
REMAKE/REMODEL: This week at Whitechapel it's Click Rush, the Gadget Man, and his talking toad boss. All glory to the Hypnotoad, etc. Here's user DBed, or David Bednarski's, rip-snortin' portrayal:
And that's all I got. How 'bout you?
- Posted on May 31, 2009 @ 08:57 AM












9 Comments
Brian Cronin
May 31, 2009 at 8:06 am
I dunno, like I said when I first heard the news about Archie #600, as soon as I see the word "Proposal" spotlighted, I think that that is basically a hint that the story is not "Archie marries the woman he proposes to" but rather "Archie proposes to Girl X, but will he actually MARRY her?" And in fact, my first instinct was "I bet he proposes to Veronica but ends up either marrying neither or marrying Betty."
But we shall see, I suppose...
Ian A.
May 31, 2009 at 9:55 am
Archie's getting hitched? Perpetual kids grow up so fast these days. Sniff.
"Click Rush" -- what an awesome name. He doesn't even need the "Gadget Man" business.
Also: As one of the three people who read Adam Beechen's Hench, I'm interested to see what Danny McBride does with the property. I haven't seen Eastbound & Down or The Foot Fist Way, but I liked him well enough as the support player who would not die in Pineapple Express.
Adam
May 31, 2009 at 9:56 am
I'm pretty sure they're doing 3 issues of "what if Archie marries Veronica" and then 3 issues of "what if Archie marries Betty." They just haven't really let it out about the Betty part since they know everybody would realize that it's just one of their normal wastes of time.
DubipR
May 31, 2009 at 10:46 am
Archie's going the route of Big Love.
He's going to marry Betty, Veronica, Cheyrl, and Big Ethel... just get her off Jughead's back. Do we really know the laws of Riverdale about bigomy? Could be legal there for all we know.
Matt
May 31, 2009 at 11:25 am
According to The Beat, DubipR hit the nail on the head. Apparently Archie Comics was showing the covers to #800-605l
Apodaca
May 31, 2009 at 11:39 am
So, that doesn't look anything like Obama. It looks like a generic "black guy" face.
The Mutt
May 31, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Frogs are the new gorillas.
They still can't get Robin's costume right. Marshall Rogers showed them the way. All you have to do is unlace his doublet and draw the fabric to look a little more Elizabethan. Then color his legs light green.
Of course, Robin's costume was Dick's costume, and based on the Grayson's performing costumes. (Am I remembering that right?) I have no idea who this new kid is.
Alan Coil
May 31, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Shogunaut looks like one of Kirby's Celestials.
The Die Hard comic will not meet the expectations of the people who love the movie. But it will meet the expectations of those who hate the movie.
Matthew Johnson
June 1, 2009 at 6:51 am
It's whet (sharpen) your appetite, wet (moisten) your whistle.