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About time.
For years, I've said you need a flowchart to track all the different relationships in the X-Men. And now someone's actually done it.
Pity it will probably only be current for a month or two. But still, you have to applaud the sheer determination involved.
Via Heidi at The Beat.
- Posted on July 6, 2009 @ 07:19 AM






22 Comments
jccalhoun
July 6, 2009 at 7:52 am
A direct link didn't work for me. Here's a (unfortunately framed) website link http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/article/relationship/relationshipmapv1.htm
Manglr
July 6, 2009 at 8:05 am
Proving once and for all that Wolvie is a disease vector in the making.
I'm at once awed and afraid of this accomplishment.
Squashua
July 6, 2009 at 8:05 am
Yeah, don't just link someone's image to neuter their display; always go to the page, it's friendlier and less likely to be replaced with a giant naked fat person.
chad
July 6, 2009 at 8:12 am
its way past time for it --always thought one needed a score card to keep track of all the x-men relationships given the soap opera element of the book
Greg Hatcher
July 6, 2009 at 8:35 am
Link's fixed. Sorry about that. I'm afraid I only know enough web-fu to be dangerous without being actually competent.
Sijo
July 6, 2009 at 9:13 am
Amazing job, but unnecessarily complicated. Infatuations and flirtations should NOT count. (One night stands, on the other, should. After all, you never know when someone will pull out the "remember that one time? Well, this is YOUR SON!!" Just ask Batman.
)
Mea
July 6, 2009 at 9:22 am
[reads chart]
Wow. Brain hurts now. You who are about to maintain this, I salute you.
I found Gambit was a bit of a surprise though for his lack of linkage. Wolverine, less so. The boy does get around.
Mea
July 6, 2009 at 9:28 am
addendum:
Just noticed it's already out of date due to Rictor's lack of Shatterstar linkage. That was fast.
Manglr
July 6, 2009 at 9:52 am
It's also a shame that Northstar has never had any relationships. (And no, the infatuation during the Austen era doesn't count.)
Eldest
July 6, 2009 at 10:22 am
So Wolverine is the James Bond of X-Men?
Alan Coil
July 6, 2009 at 10:40 am
That chart was a true walk down Nerdy Lane. Now my head's all splody.
Matt Spatola
July 6, 2009 at 11:35 am
I wish they had one that had all the family relationships too, not just the 'who banged who' chart.
Daniel O' Dreams
July 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Matt Spatola said:
"I wish they had one that had all the family relationships too, not just the ‘who banged who’ chart."
You really want this guy's head to explode don't you?
Manglr said:
"It’s also a shame that Northstar has never had any relationships. (And no, the infatuation during the Austen era doesn’t count.)"
For a bunch of freaks aliens and clones they're amazingly hetero aren't they. IMO there should at least be a pink line between Sunspot and Rictor (They're RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER!) They always seemed to like each other a bit too much.
And yeah, where IS Shatterstar?
Nitz the Bloody
July 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I expected Wolverine and Cyclops to lead in terms of connections, but Kitty's got quite a few links there, as well. Rather surprising, and when you consider how Peter Rasputin is one of the more age-appropriate pairings writers have shown her in ( Pete Wisdom, Alastair Stuart, and on the unrequited side, CALIBAN ), it kind of unsettles.
Christian
July 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Okay, apart from the Julio/Shatterstar gap, thats damn good
EXCEPT...the "Serious relationship/Marriage" between Hope Summers and Cable?
I'm not reading X-force, but Isn't Hope the KIds name?
Brian Cronin
July 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Give the kid some time to grow into it, Christian.
Rin
July 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Bwaha. I said aloud, "Wow. Someone's done up a whole flow chart of who's done what with who in the X-Men universe."
My best friend: "Oh?"
Me: "Yeah, Greg linked it in his column." I turn the laptop around to show her.
Congratulations, you made her spit. *L*
Ken Raining
July 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Well... that sure is something.
Anonymous
July 7, 2009 at 1:31 am
Cable didn't do so bad either. At least we know one Rob Liefeld creation isn't gay for sure.
Mike D.
July 7, 2009 at 7:43 am
Gotta connect Wasp and Hawkeye though!
Ant
July 7, 2009 at 8:52 am
Didn't Nightcrawler get more action then that?
Dean
July 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@Chad
I'm sorry, but "soap opera element"? Look at all the Red, Purple and Blue lines connected to Wolverine. The guy is like Erica Kane.