CSBG Archive
You Decide ’09 – Who is Your Favorite Butler?
You know the bit – each day in October I’ll give you folks a poll question. Each poll will last four days. The results will be posted every Tuesday leading up to (and ending with) Election Day on the first Tuesday in November. Here is the master list of all questions asked so far!
Enjoy!








83 Comments
Gavin Bell
October 30, 2009 at 6:01 am
This isn’t even going to be close. Alfred is up there with Jeeves as the archetypal butler.
T.
October 30, 2009 at 6:05 am
Yeah, this is one case where even I have to admit the DC version is waaaaay better than the Marvel one.
Gary
October 30, 2009 at 6:09 am
All about Jarvis for this one. He may be more flappable than Alfred, but he’s a lot more supportive of his charges who have to, you know, save lives, the city, and the world.
nikki
October 30, 2009 at 6:11 am
Are you kidding me? Alfred is the HBIC.
Tanzim
October 30, 2009 at 6:12 am
What Gavin Bell said. Alfred’s a freaking pop culture icon.
DanLarkin
October 30, 2009 at 6:15 am
No Cadbury?
Tom Fitzpatrick
October 30, 2009 at 6:19 am
Alfred is always going to win over ANY butler.
This isn’t even in doubt.
Parenthetical
October 30, 2009 at 6:27 am
I find it interesting that the question here is “who is your favorite butler” and not “who is the better butler”. Alfred is indisputably the better butler – and anyone who wants to argue to the contrary should remember that Jarvis betrayed the Avengers to the Masters of Evil, which pretty much disqualifies him from anything other than a sacking and/or beatdown. But as a reader picking a favorite comic book character, I did vote for Jarvis, for the complexities of his relationships with all the Avengers and what he adds to the history of the team. Jarvis = terrible butler, but great character.
Parenthetical
October 30, 2009 at 6:29 am
I also think Pneuman from Tom Strong deserved to be an option in this poll. But I still would have voted for Jarvis.
chad
October 30, 2009 at 6:34 am
had to go with Alfred for any one who can stay by their bosses side through every thing including showing signs of being totaly nuts and a vigilantie when others would have said bye bye have to go with alfred
Bernard the Poet
October 30, 2009 at 6:46 am
Alfred isn’t a butler, he’s a valet. Jeeves is a valet as well, for that matter.
So it has to be Jarvis by default.
beta ray steve
October 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
Alfred. The man can butle. He’s the Batman of butlers.
Stuck_e
October 30, 2009 at 7:02 am
I am a Marvel guy, but this is a rough one, I love me some Jarvis, but Alfred is…. well… Alfred.
stealthwise
October 30, 2009 at 7:03 am
In my mind, there were only two possible choices, so I’m glad to see that’s all we got here. I picked Alfred, because he’s the best of the best. Batman’s always had the best supporting characters though, with Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, Barbara Gordon, his never-ending stream of female companions, etc.
Adam
October 30, 2009 at 7:04 am
Alfred as the quintessential butler. But I do admit to a soft spot for Jarvis, and I’d point to Avengers #298 (Jarvis uses his butler-ish charms to defeat the demon hordes of Inferno. And it’s not hokey at all.)
alastair
October 30, 2009 at 7:07 am
“anyone who wants to argue to the contrary should remember that Jarvis betrayed the Avengers to the Masters of Evil, which pretty much disqualifies him from anything other than a sacking and/or beatdown”
Alfred has also been a bat villian.
if you watn to knock jarvis, the blame hime for the arrival fo sliver claw.
Jarvis has a much harder job, keeping up with often over a dozen Avenger and who ever else may drop in.
GerkMax
October 30, 2009 at 7:10 am
Alfred all the way. Not only can he press a tux, he can fling a batarang when shyzz hits the fan!
Bruce
October 30, 2009 at 7:12 am
Even before Alfred was a surgeon, back when he was “just” a butler, he was STILL the best, the SUPERMAN OF SUPERMEN, the HERO OF HEROES.
Jeeves, of Jeeves and P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster series, is the Doc Savage and The Shadow to all the other Gentleman’s Gentlemen that have come since. There probably should have been a Final Crisis episode–NAY, a COIE episdode–featuring the meeting of Alfred and Jeeves. “Very good, sir. As you wish.”
From Wikipedia on Jeeves:
The sagacious servant in the Jeeves model has become a modern archetype which probably inspired most later similar characters, from Dorothy L. Sayers’s 1923 manservant Mervyn Bunter[9], to Batman’s 1943 butler Alfred, to Wodehouse fan Isaac Asimov’s 1971 waiter Henry of the Black Widowers club,[10] to Joseph Marcell’s Geoffrey of the Banks residence on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Manglr
October 30, 2009 at 7:13 am
Wait, no option for Ultimate Jarvis?
The Crazed Spruce
October 30, 2009 at 7:14 am
As much as I love Jarvis, I’ve gotta give the not to Alfred. No question.
Let me put it this way. If someone came up and told you that the dude who played Alfie and the leader of the crew from “The Italian Job” was cast as Jarvis, would you slap your forehead and say, “Holy crap, that’s perfect casting!”? No? But you did when Michael Caine was cast as Alfred, didn’t you? Didn’t you? I rest my case.
Mr. M
October 30, 2009 at 7:15 am
I abstain, although it looks like you have the winners if you ever do the “10 most iconic Alfred/Jarvis Covers”.
Kevin
October 30, 2009 at 7:22 am
Alfred is Bruce’s butler technically. But he’s really more like his father.
Kevin
October 30, 2009 at 7:24 am
Since there’s like a day left on this maybe we can get a non-superhero question.
Scott Harris
October 30, 2009 at 7:30 am
C’mon, let’s see some more love for Jarvis here. You silent masses of Jarvis lovers, don’t stand idly by and let this injustice pass unhindered. Rise up and let your voices be heard! EDWIN JARVIS! SAY IT WITH ME!
Brian Cronin
October 30, 2009 at 7:31 am
These work much better when I ask questions people will actually answer, Kevin, and that means superhero questions.
Mac
October 30, 2009 at 7:35 am
After reading Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? part one, I’ve got to go with Alfred.
BrianHouston
October 30, 2009 at 7:36 am
Jarvis, fat version.
Thok
October 30, 2009 at 7:44 am
It’s not a question of whether Alfred will win, but whether he’ll beat Black Manta’s percentage on Ocean Master.
dhole
October 30, 2009 at 8:00 am
Jarvis.
I like them both, but that Avengers cover alone brings back too many happy memories. I grew up with Edwin and I’m giving him the nod.
(and once again, must say I’m enjoying the cover choices for these polls, Brian)
Pedro Bouça
October 30, 2009 at 8:03 am
Love Jarvis, but there’s no contest here. Alfred is the gold standard!
Best,
Hunter (Pedro Bouça)
Cass
October 30, 2009 at 8:04 am
Whose power level is higher, Asterios Polyp or Glenn Ganges?
Tekende
October 30, 2009 at 8:07 am
Where’s the poll? I’m not seeing it.
Bill Reed
October 30, 2009 at 8:20 am
One of these men raised the most dangerous man who ever lived.
The other one had sex with Aunt May. Unless that was a Skrull. I can’t keep up.
JoeMac
October 30, 2009 at 8:28 am
I always felt bad for Jarvis ever since he got beaten mercilessly by Mr. Hyde back in the 80s (Avengers #273?). So I gave him the vote.
Brian Mac
October 30, 2009 at 8:31 am
I can’t possibly choose, so I’ll ask a question: Have Alfred and Jarvis ever met? There have been enough crossover events that it seems possible, but given that Alfred tends to stay among the most secret of all superhero secrets, perhaps not. Anybody know?
Dan Fleming
October 30, 2009 at 8:39 am
Not even close. Alfred is amazing.
LouReedRichards
October 30, 2009 at 8:50 am
I like both, but yeah, Alfred all the way.
Was there ever an Amalgam version?
Jarlfred or Alfarvis, anything like that?
Dan K
October 30, 2009 at 8:58 am
It’s probably a bit unfair but I always feel like Jarvis is just a bit of an Alfred knock-off. I wouldn’t be suprised if his percentage doesn’t make it into double digits.
azjohnson5
October 30, 2009 at 9:02 am
It pains me to to not pick Jarvis, but Alfred is Alfred.
Les Fontenelle
October 30, 2009 at 9:18 am
No contest. Alfred Pennyworth is the MAN. Combat medic, father figure, manservant extraordinaire.
“I’m going out again, Alfred.”
“Wouldn’t you like to have a shower before leaving, master Bruce?”
“Not now.”
“Heaven help all criminals downwind.”
Danx
October 30, 2009 at 9:22 am
Jarvis all the way.
T.
October 30, 2009 at 9:25 am
No.
Caine is awesome and I like the character he played but at no point did I ever feel I was watching Alfred Pennyworth on screen.
T.
October 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
But then again let me add that I’ve never felt Alfred to be accurately cast except in the cartoons.
Gary
October 30, 2009 at 9:40 am
LouReedRichards invented:
Was there ever an Amalgam version?
Jarlfred or Alfarvis, anything like that?
It could just be Alfred Jarvis, as Alfred is best known by his first name, and Jarvis by his last.
David B
October 30, 2009 at 10:00 am
What, no “Trusty John”?
(ducks)
jazzbo
October 30, 2009 at 10:10 am
This is a tough one. As much as I love Batman and Alfred, I had to go with Jarvis. He was the butler I read about when growing up, and I still feel like I’ve read more good stories featuring Jarvis than Alfred.
"O" the Humanatee!
October 30, 2009 at 10:11 am
Alfred is the Gentleman’s Gentleman’s Gentleman’s Gentleman. (Been wanting to use that phrase for a long time.)
Actually, Jeeves is, but in this context….
Mary Warner
October 30, 2009 at 10:12 am
I went with Jarvis because I know him better, but they’re both great. However, if Cadbury had been an option, I would’ve gone with him.
Darren L
October 30, 2009 at 10:17 am
I was gonna go for Jarvis as I’m a Marvel guy but…
One of these men raised the most dangerous man who ever lived.
The other one had sex with Aunt May.
Kinda says it all for me… Alfred!
Plus he’s Michael “freaking” Caine!!!!
Palmer
October 30, 2009 at 10:20 am
Alfred, no contest.
D
October 30, 2009 at 10:35 am
Jeeves could wipe the floor with either of them.
FuryOfFirestorm
October 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
Alfred is a butler… and former British secrect service agent, actor, surrogate father, confidante, medic, chauffeur, cook, and badass motherfucker.
Jarvis cleaned the spiderwebs out of Aunt May’s Batcave.
*retch*
Alfred wins!
Jpop
October 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
Jarvis. And I’ll brook no dissent.
chill bill
October 30, 2009 at 11:17 am
The whole Aunt May thing kinda puts it into perspective, Alfred all the way!
Nitz the Bloody
October 30, 2009 at 11:42 am
” Wait, no option for Ultimate Jarvis? ”
His unfortunate passing in Ultimates 2 left a huge, sarcastic, camp gay, embezzling, strip-poker-player-shaped hole in our hearts. Rest in peace, old chum.
Monica Dickey
October 30, 2009 at 11:47 am
Alfred duh. That guy is a smoooth badass!
Joe
October 30, 2009 at 11:50 am
I’m going with Jarvis. Alfred only has one crazy urban vigilante to keep track of. Jarvis has about a hundred different Avengers he’s mingled with and had to serve tea, coffee, whatever to and still manages to remember everyone’s favorites.
sgt rawk
October 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Jarvis. Unflappably, even when getting raped by Mr Hyde. I’ve actually read the early Alfred stories (uh, in reprints) when he was FAT and spoke in a bad Cockney dialect that would make Dick Van Dyke cringe and Michael Caine shoot himself. Alfred only really got cool in the last ten, twenty years. Jarvis was always cool.
Thenodrin
October 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Alfred is to Jarvis as Batman is to Moon Knight.
Meaning, one copied the other at some point in history, and most people assume that the reverse happened.
Theno
Mary Warner
October 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Everyone keeps bringing up the Aunt May thing. But I’m pretty sure that was Skrull-Jarvis, so you can’t hold it against the real Jarvis. (I don’t see what the big deal is about it, though. Sure, she’s wrinkled and bony, but she’s still a really nice lady.)
danjack
October 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Jarvis has a tough job taking care of dozens & dozens of heroes from all different cultures, but Alfred has to sew up Bruce and triple weave kevlar.
Alfred for the win, but just only barely,
DFTBA
Dave
October 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“One of these men raised the most dangerous man who ever lived.
The other one had sex with Aunt May.”
Excellent point; Jarvis has done more to better society.
chris
October 30, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Too many Batman fanboys here for poor Jarvis to have a chance. Hell, even I didn’t wanna vote for him after that stupid “Just a Rather Very Intelligent System” shit from the Iron Man movie and Pepper’s new suit.
Chris S.
October 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
It occurs to me that Jarvis must have been really happy when Beast went back to the X-Men. All those little blue hairs to clean up….
Ortiz
October 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Poor Jarvis,
he’s gonna lose, but still, I’m gonna vote for him.
Peace.
Stony
October 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Too many pro-Jarvis comments for this to be a walk in the park
Must vote
Zor-El of Argo
October 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It would have been interesting to see how Cadbury would have fared in this poll.
It’s one thing to be the loyal manservant to a team of beloved super-heroes that has Captain America as it’s front man; it’s another to keep the secrets of a dark vigilante who often frightens the very people he protects and is trusted by very few in law-enforcement. Alfred was doing this even before he was ret-conned into Bruce’s surrogate father.
Alfred is the Man. Hands down.
benday-dot
October 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Having read more Avengers and Marvel books than Batman I am naturally inclined to pick Jarvis. But there is no way I could. Even a greater familiarity with the Avengers butler is no where near enough for me to select him over Alfred… a guy who pretty much transcends his station, and the whole damn genre.
badspock
October 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I vote CADBURY, because there’s more to comics than superheroes (although he DID become one in the Super Richie stories, so, umm….anyway, Cadbury rules!)
The Mutt
October 30, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’ve often wondered if there is any other staff at stately Wayne Manor. Does Alfred have to clean the whole place by himself? And cook? And stitch wounds?
Lt. Clutch
October 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Alfred has the advantage of being around longer and has a more interesting life history, but I’ve read twice more Avengers stories than Batman ones, so I’m voting for good ol’ Edwin Jarvis.
Sijo
October 30, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Alfred is a more interesting character (I really love it when he deadpans Batman
) so I voted for him, but I must admit that if they were real people, I would probably prefer to meet Jarvis, as he’s nicer.
Eldric IV
October 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I voted for Alfred because I have no real idea who Jarvis is (I know the name but have not read those Avenger comics).
Of course, when I saw the question, I figured Cadbury would have been a choice.
Sam Kess
October 30, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Curse you for making me choose!
Reno
October 30, 2009 at 8:31 pm
One is Michael Caine, the other a talking computer. I’m voting for Austin Powers’ dad.
The Mad Monkey
October 31, 2009 at 2:10 am
Easy.
Alfred.
Mind you…
If you had included Alfred Beagle, I may have had to flip a coin to choose.
Yes, that was a Harvey Dent reference.
Bill K
October 31, 2009 at 6:48 am
Alfred will win.
Best portrayal of Alfred in other media is a toss-up between the original 40s movie serial or the 60s tv show. (The “real” reason Alfred lost all that weight in the 40s comics was to make him look more like the movie serial ALfred) The sarcastic Alfred everyone loves so much today seems to have originated in DKR
Btw, in the Golden Age, Alfred’s father’s first name was…. Jarvis!
Iron Maiden
October 31, 2009 at 11:00 am
I’m going for the underdog, Jarvis. His job is a lot harder and didn’t he also used to sit in on the poker games at Avengers Mansion?
buttler
October 31, 2009 at 11:13 am
I love Jarvis, but Alfred really is the alpha butler.
And no butler escapes the alpha butler.
Beacon
October 31, 2009 at 11:20 am
I love them both but Pennyworth is just a better character so I went with him. Jarvis has the harder job though (can you imagine cleaning up after Hercules?)
Patent Dragon
October 31, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Jarvis. Not a moment’s dithering on this one. As mentioned previous, the guy took a beating from Mister Hyde…
Black Manta
October 31, 2009 at 9:58 pm
What about Wong? Does he not count as a butler, or is he technically a manservant?
hippoguy
November 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
At his best, Alfred is a pillar of strength for Batman. For me, that makes him admirable. I don’t know much about Jarvis, but I have a feeling that he was never for the Avengers what Alfred was for Batman.