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Statement of Truth #1
Superman would kick your ass in chess.
Superman would kick your ass in chess.
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12 Comments
Thok
November 19, 2009 at 8:34 am
Feh, he’s no Flash or Despero.
Wraith
November 19, 2009 at 8:36 am
Forget about playing chess against Superman… imagine a Superman piece IN the game. It would just clean up; you would need to invent some sort of Kryptonite gambit simply to prevent games ending on the first turn.
Tom Fitzpatrick
November 19, 2009 at 9:58 am
That Super-bully should go and pick on someone his OWN size!!!!
Chad
November 19, 2009 at 10:59 am
I dunno. How can he kick anything without legs?
Also, using brawn to win chess is so middle school.
Mark McD
November 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
“Also, using brawn to win chess is so middle school.”
There’s not a single situation in a chess match that you can’t get out of by kicking the board over.
Mea
November 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
So is this the origins of Chess Boxing?
Sean Whitmore
November 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Of course he’d win, he cheats. He’s a rook, but he’s clearly moving diagonally.
Also he’s punching a guy.
azjohnson5
November 19, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@Sean Whitmore: he’s a Knight
Sean Whitmore
November 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
He should’ve been a bishop; I know for a fact he owns the hat.
Jack Norris
November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Chad: not to mention the other guy having no ass.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
November 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Ah, Golden Age Superman – cut in two, stuck onto a chess piece, about to fall on his face and he’s still smiling.
Clemfold
July 24, 2010 at 3:47 am
11 comments and no-one pointed out that they spelt Mxyzptlk wrong on the cover.
Maybe I had the internet down all wrong.