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Random Thoughts! (December 1, 2009)

Random Thought! Winter's coming! Winter's coming! Winter's coming! It's random thoughts time! Get excited!

Random Thought! For reasons I can't explain, I've been thinking of an article surrounding novelists I enjoy and which comics I'd have them write. Because I find the idea horrible and wrong-minded, I'm not writing said article/blog post in an official form. Instead, I'm going to give a breakdown of my selections here with very brief explanations.

1. Bret Easton Ellis: Batman. Reason: read American Psycho (Patrick Bateman is Bruce Wayne/Batman) and Glamorama (Victor Ward/Johnson is the Bruce Wayne persona that is used in public)...
2. Thomas Pynchon: The Avengers (circa 1968-1976). Reason: government ties, corporate heroes, alien wars, trippy cosmic shit... seems to fit...
3. Nick Hornby, Chuck Klosterman: Spider-Man. Reason: single geeky guy struggling with shitty life... seems right...
4. Haruki Murakami: Flash. Reason: Wally West fits with many of his protagonists and Murakami also likes to run...

That's as far as I got. Now can we all forget that I mentioned this?

Random Thought! Wrestling links: High Road/Low Road on Christian as ECW Champion; wrestler of the week wherein I rank Sheamus lower than most, because while it's a big push for him, he got there through less impressive means than others. (Meaning, one squash match and cherry-picking in a battle royale doesn't match up against guys who won three or four matches in a tournament...)

Random Thought! I'm going to enjoy the December 30th comics skip week, I think. While I love comics and reviewing comics... there are new ones every week. Every fucking week. It gets a little tiring sometimes. And during the holidays like that is the perfect time for everyone to take a week off (though I recognise the financial downside for retailers and don't like that part of it).

Random Thought! So... no one cares about Duffy Duck comics? How did TaleSpin get tons of comments, while Daffy Duck gets so few?

Random Thought! Whatever happened to John Francis Moore?

Random Thought! Nostalgia November was a lot of fun, but thank god that's done now.

Random Thought! Smart of Marvel to push back the New Avengers annual a couple of weeks instead of shipping it on a heavy Bendis Avengers week.

Random Thought! New Splash Page by Tim and I on best of the '00s lists... part one and part two.

Random Thought! One of the things I really liked about Thor Giant-Size Finale is that Straczynski left it open for whoever came next (Gillen, we know, but let's assume he didn't) to pick up without having to deal with too drastic a status quo change. It makes JMS's run less definitive and self-contained, but works well for the comic itself as a serial book.

Random Thought! I wish I weren't so lazy...

Random Thought! Got a press release today for a WWE comic by Titan. It looks awful in that way that most wrestling comics do when they try to add a larger story to the characters by pretending they're real -- and by introducing a story outside of the confines of the ring. Part of what makes wrestling great to watch is the knowledge that it is acting and appreciating those performances. Often, the writing is not good, the stories obvious and cliched, but they are pulled off by talented individuals who make you forgot all of that stuff. It's so tied to the way it's done that shifting it from one medium to another kills it. That said, I may check out an issue or two for pure curiosity's sake -- and, because, hey, should make for a good review or two. Perhaps Brand and I should team up to discuss each and every issue here... (Bleeding Cool has a preview -- though I'm not sure why they're calling it an 'exclusive' preview since those images were in the e-mail I got, too, and have since run on numerous other sites, comic and wrestling in focus. That I didn't run the item is merely that I didn't want to... See the above random thought for more details on that...)

Random Thought! This week's episode of House was pretty good.

Random Thought! Yeah, I don't care about the Justice Society of America appearing on a TV show... I actually don't care about any superheroes appearing on a TV show. Or movie. At least not enough to geek out in any way.

Random Thought! Prepare for the final page of tomorrow/Thursday's Dark Avengers annual #1 to be the most talked about Marvel page this week... and for another page in that comic to cause me to rant in a very fanboyish fashion (but I'll wait until the comic is out to do so).

Random Thought! Expect a fun post tomorrow. I'll be debuting a new game for people to play here when the situation allows (and if people actually enjoy it). Fun fun fun.

  • Posted on December 1, 2009 @ 02:45 PM

32 Comments

I'd put Haruki Murakami with John Constantine. I think he'd kick ass with that character.

Tom Fitzpatrick

December 1, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Consider yourself forgotten!!!!!

John Francis Moore got DOOMed in the year 2099. 'less that's a different writer that you're talking 'bout.

Yep. This week's House was pretty good. They're all pretty good. Maybe we should get a second opinion?

Now for a column called Haphazard Rare Random Ideas.

WWE should put out a comic staring an unknown "kid" character trying to break into pro wrestling. The guys could be less violent versions of their characters backstage, too. Do it along the lines of a sport manga. Could be huge.

Or not. To paraphrase the late, great George Carlin: I have a lot of great ideas - problem is, most of them suck.

House has sucked pretty hard this semester-- but hey, this last episode was the best all year. It was like "The Zeppo." Wilson's the best character, though, so there you go.

Ever notice that the Ant-Man figure from Marvel Legends, sans helmet, looks just like Wilson?

I've been so bummed that Marvel hasn't collected Doom 2099. I'd hoped that the Spider-Man and X-Men 2099 TPBs would have started a trend, but no such luck.

"Part of what makes wrestling great to watch is the knowledge that it is acting and appreciating those performances."

Hear, hear!

(though I'm not sure why they're calling it an 'exclusive' preview since those images were in the e-mail I got, too, and have since run on numerous other sites, comic and wrestling in focus. That I didn't run the item is merely that I didn't want to... See the above random thought for more details on that...)

Because I had that story and ran it before anyone sent out any press releases.

I've always thought WWE should make a Hurricane comic. Not necessarily tied to wrestling at all, just the Hurricane in his everyday superhero life. As has been discussed before, the crossover audience for comics and wrestling is pretty large, so I think it would sell well...at first, anyway, if for no other reason than curiosity. I don't think it would last more than a couple issues without a quality story though.

Man, I hope you don't get paid to write this stuff... I generally enjoy the CSBG articles, but all your stuff makes amateurs look like pros.

"December 30th comics skip week"

As I understand it, Blackest Night #6 comes out that week. True?

If so, that will get a lot of people into the store that week.

"New Splash Page by Tim and I..."

Correct usage is Tim and me.

As I understand it, Blackest Night #6 comes out that week. True?

DC is doing a retailer deal where retailers can sell Blackest Night #6, but only Blackest Night #6 (from DC, at least) that week.

News Flash! Rich Johnston breaks arm patting himself on the back!

Correct usage is Tim and me.

Why are you doing a Splash Page with Tim? Usually Chad does those with Tim.

"Part of what makes wrestling great to watch is the knowledge that it is acting and appreciating those performances."

I don't get this defense of professional wrestling. It is overflowing with absolutely ATROCIOUS acting. All the emotions are transparent and superficial. It's below soap opera level. If you like watching people fight acrobatically, just say so. You don't have to pretend that there's an intellectual quality to it.

FunkyGreenJerusalem

December 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm

I don't get this defense of professional wrestling. It is overflowing with absolutely ATROCIOUS acting. All the emotions are transparent and superficial. It's below soap opera level. If you like watching people fight acrobatically, just say so. You don't have to pretend that there's an intellectual quality to it.

If the acting was in anyway shape or form good, movies starring wrestlers wouldn't be shite 99% of the time.

Also, if part of the fun of pro wrestling is appreciating the performances, why do they go to such efforts to pretend it's all real?

Alan, Chad's from CANADA.

Me and him are gonna write some real good Splash Pages, though.

As for novelists and their comics...

Vladimir Nabokov should have written the Outsiders.
Cormac McCarthy should write Wolverine Origins.
Jane Austen should have written Youngblood Strikefile.

I would give up several organs right now if it meant we could have a Vonnegut Superman. Alas, alack.

I save my grammer skills for pieces of writing more important than 'random thoughts.'

And I'll save a defence of wrestling for another time when I can outline my thoughts in a larger and more detailed fashion. Next week: an all-wrestling random thoughts! Just what everyone wants!

Tom Fitzpatrick

December 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm

"Chad's from CANADA" ?!?!?!!!!!
HOLY God in HEAVEN!!!!!!!

So, am I!!!!!! I really hope we're NOT related!!!!
heh - little Canuck humour there.

How about Mark Twain writing Howard the Duck? Think about it.

S E Hinton writing Runaways? Or is that too obvious?

Jerry Spinelli could write a Stargirl series.

Oh wait, got a another one... JK Rowling could do The Books of Magic!

FunkyGreenJerusalem

December 1, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Phillip Dick on Booster Gold.

JD Salinger on Deathlok.
What, apparently he loved Terminator 4! http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_terminator_movie_brings_j_d

Oh, I like your novelists thought. Here are some of mine:

1. Salman Rushdie: Astonishing X-Men. After all, Rushdie's Booker prize-winning novel, Midnight's Children, was about* a generation of mutants, all born at the same time (a good 15 years before Rising Stars) and how they were eventually persecuted by their country. He's stated that a comics publisher has approached him about writing superheroes...

2. Philip Pullman: Fantastic Four. It's all about exploring new and uncharted realities.

3. Neal Stephenson: Iron Man. I'd just love to give Neal a chance to SHOW the kind of funky gadgetry he comes up with, by means of a talented artist, perhaps Ladronn.

Dan Brown: Secret Wars
John Updike: Ultimate Avengers - that Wanda/Pietro thing would be right up his alley
Christopher Moore: Top Ten

Last I heard, John Francis Moore was off in Hollywood writing there...him and Chaykin were partners on a bunch of stuff, though Chaykin's back in comics land now.

Danielle Steel: Kick-Ass.

@Scavenger, I was looking at the info for the Flash TV show and was surprised to see Chaykin as the writer for most of the episodes.

I too wondered where John Francis Moore was as I really enjoyed Chronos and X-Force.

Id have the Guy who writes the John Rain books do Punisher or secret six
Haruki Murakami Id have do Dazzler

Cormac McCarthy: Jonah Hex
Terry Pratchett: Dr. Strange
Dennis Lahane: Batman

FunkyGreenJerusalem

December 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Last I heard, John Francis Moore was off in Hollywood writing there...him and Chaykin were partners on a bunch of stuff, though Chaykin's back in comics land now.

J.F Moore has had comics since they stopped doing that though, hasn't he?

He had some stuff out at the start of this decade at least, and that was either just before or after Chaykin came back.

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