CSBG Archive
2/9 – Well-Mannered Weller says…
- by Bill Reed
- in General
- 27 Comments
Dearest Friends at Dynamite Entertainment,
Were you to entertain the notion of a second RoboCop comic book periodical series and wished it to be one of high repute, I would, without hesitation, recommend my good friend Bill Reed, a writer of fine caliber and excellent breeding. I am certain that he could bring infinite justice to the cybernetic legacy of the future of law enforcement.
Your friend,
Peter Weller*
*Disclaimer: The above opinions of Mr. Weller are not the opinions of Comic Book Resources or Comics Should Be Good, nor, in fact, the opinions of Peter Weller**, who has never actually met or contacted Bill Reed in any capacity, and is not, as some claims state, part machine.
** Peter Weller will return in Peter Weller vs. The World Crime League.







27 Comments
Mecha-Shiva
February 9, 2010 at 2:52 pm
And you have to trust a guy who can wear those sunglasses and a scarf without seeming like an escaped mental patient.
The Dude
February 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm
yeah,he really pulls it off,doesn’t he?
BrianHouston
February 9, 2010 at 3:25 pm
That look is for his new role as Lex Luthor in Nolan’s Superman reboot.
Greg Burgas
February 9, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Weller teaches history at Syracuse these days. It’s very odd. He showed up on a History Channel documentary a few years ago, and I yelled, “It’s RoboCop!” That’s when I learned my lovely wife had never seen RoboCop, which has really put a strain on the whole relationship. How can I expect her to raise the children correctly if she’s never seen RoboCop?!?!?!??!?
Deco
February 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar
(somebody had to do it)
Jack Cheng
February 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I think he’s auditioning as the Doctor for an Authority movie.
sgt pepper
February 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Give Reed the gig, or…there’ll be trouble.
comixkid2099
February 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm
i’ve never seen RoboCop. Any of them…but i have seen Buckaroo Banzai, so i did understand that jab/reference at the end.
Brad Curran
February 9, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Maybe you should watch Robocop with your wife, Greg? Just a suggestion.
Mary Warner
February 9, 2010 at 10:50 pm
I hated Robocop, but I like the Buckaroo Banzai reference.
DanCJ
February 10, 2010 at 3:09 am
Robocop is one of my favourite films of all time. Pure class!
The Mad Monkey
February 10, 2010 at 4:09 am
Okay…I’ll be the first to say it…
I’ve watched RoboCop, but I’ve never seen Buckaroo Banzai.
Heck…I’ve never even read the Marvel adaptation of BB.
It’s almost like Weller’s channeling Andy Warhol with that style.
Lastly…
We should have learned from RoboCop that it’s a bad idea to let Frank Miller anywhere near the silver screen.
BDaly
February 10, 2010 at 6:40 am
Robocop is an absolute classic, but I know nothing about Buckaroo Banzai.
I think it’s quite cool that he’s teaching history.
Blackjak
February 10, 2010 at 7:54 am
They’ll fix it… They fix everything…
Michael Xavier
February 10, 2010 at 8:08 am
Oh no!
No disrespect to Mr. Reed, please don’t tell me CSBG is becoming one of those blogs where the author starts to point out how much he/she really wants to be the writer of a series despite not even being in the industry. I’ve seen far too many “If I was writing Superman…” or “If DC let me write Batman, I would…” as if DC/Marvel/Insert Company Here staffers cruise messageboards to pick up new writing talent.
I know it’s all in humor/wishful thinking, but I hope it stays that way!
Bill Reed
February 10, 2010 at 9:28 am
I’ve been doing bits like this since 2005, Michael, so I’d hardly say the blog is “becoming” anything.
jocutus
February 10, 2010 at 10:11 am
For a true eighties experience I recommend watching the original RoboCop, then reading American Flagg, then follow up with some episodes of Max Headroom. They capture a lot of the blending of story with media commentary and the impact of television and consumer culture from when I was growing up.
DanCJ
February 10, 2010 at 11:06 am
I’ve never even heard of Buckaroo Banzai
Brother Justin Crowe
February 10, 2010 at 2:50 pm
YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF BUCKAROO BANZAI?
Don’t rent it. Buy it. Now. Go. I’ll wait.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 10, 2010 at 3:39 pm
It’s the most serious movie ever made!
Michael Xavier
February 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm
“I’ve been doing bits like this since 2005, Michael, so I’d hardly say the blog is “becoming” anything.”
Guess your talents haven’t been called on yet, huh?
Bill Reed
February 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
*sob* I’VE WASTED MY LIFE
Michael Xavier
February 10, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Ha!
All in good fun.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 10, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I once read a review on a site, where the review didn’t so much review the issue, as compared it to what he would have done if he had written the issue.
And it wasn’t a joke.
Bill’s not do anything near that.
DanCJ
February 11, 2010 at 4:38 am
FunkyGreenJerusalem
Apparantly so. And here was me thinking it was a dark comedy satire.
Michael Xavier
February 11, 2010 at 7:47 am
I once read a review on a site, where the review didn’t so much review the issue, as compared it to what he would have done if he had written the issue.
And it wasn’t a joke.
Bill’s not do anything near that.
I’m aware he was kidding. But EVERY comic book reader probably has some hankering to write a character he/she likes, but I’m just pointing out how amateur-ish is comes off as, as you’ve demonstrated.
I’ve noticed Bill has done it a few times in his posts and while I understand he is joking it doesn’t make it any less silly. But that’s just my opinion, I guess. If other people think it’s funny, I’ll just leave it be.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
February 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm
But this isn’t Bill saying it, it’s Peter ‘I hand fucked a type-writers vagina in Naked Lunch’ Weller!