I Love Ya But You’re Strange Archive
by Brian Cronin |
June 12, 2010 @ 5:33 AM | 28 Comments |
This is a collection of all the past I Love Ya But You’re Strange installments! I Love Ya But You’re Strange is about looking at instances in comic book history where somewhat strange occurrences took place. The slightly odd stuff like, say, Luke Cage telling Doctor Doom “Where’s my money, honey” after Doctor Doom stiffs him on a gig. Stuff that is not BAD, per se, but it’s still odd, hence “I love ya, but you’re strange.”
The stories are listed in the order that I have featured them, so the most recent stuff is at the bottom of the page.
1. A 1965 issue of Journey Into Mystery where Thor gets caught up in the Vietnam War.
2. An issue of Spidey Super-Stories where Spider-Man has to face Thanos…in the Thanos-copter!?!?!
3. The second-ever Wonder Woman “impossible story” (wait until you see how “impossible stories” are created!)
4. Supergirl looks for the perfect woman for Superman but discovers that the perfect woman for Superman just might be…her?!?!
5. Superman uses an amnesiac to teach Lois Lane a lesson
6. Barry Allen uses Mirror Master’s tools to mess with Iris West’s mind.
7. Luke Cage stars in a really offbeat take on A Christmas Carol. REALLY offbeat.
8. Superman and Jimmy Olsen encounter a world based on horror movies
9. Batman and Robin…mummy crime fighters!
10. Luke Cage travels to Latveria to collect $200 that Doctor Doom owes him.
11. Batman loses his cape during a windy day – and the cape happened to have his secret identity pinned to it!
12. Some guy is really, really obsessed with gorillas and their dark, dark souls.
13. Wasp and She-Hulk assign their fellow Avengers points for “hunkiness”
14. Captain America grades the “Avengerability” of his teammates. Cap also reflects back on when he got to hold Mjolnir. It was magnificent.
15. Superman pretends to murder a guy to get Lois to marry some other fellow
16. Aquaman helps Aqualad cheat on a test
17. Evil Girl Legionnaire Dance Party (as they celebrate getting rid of their male counterparts)
18. Man plays poker with letters as the stakes. But what’s the deal with the letters?!?!
19. Lois is jealous of Superman’s old girlfriends (while Superman dreams of kissing someone with a mustache)
20. Batman gets a new partner – Owlman (who is just Dick Grayson artificially aged)
21. A man gets a killer robot and learns a lesson about love
22. Aquaman fights a giant killer bunny rabbit!
23. Batman Jones makes his glorious debut!
24. Human Torch gains super-strength from his flames (of COURSE)!
25. The Legion of Super-Heroes lets the pet of one of its member pick their next leader.
26. Country folk mistake Jimmy Olsen for Superman since Jimmy is wearing Superman’s costume
27. Wonder Woman gets dumped by a hideous monster (that does not nearly describe how weird the story is)
28. A hilariously awful mystery involving the “LL” characters in Superman’s life.
29. Robert Kanigher personally fires the supporting cast of Wonder Woman
30. Gargantus is defeated by mankind’s best friend…faulty science!
31. Superman and Supergirl’s disturbing “play-acting”
32. Griping confuses alien invaders!
33. Ace the Bat-Hound narrates a story.
34. Superman adopts Jimmy Olsen and then begins tormenting him for days until Jimmy wants out. But why?!?
35. The worst “shock” ending ever?
36. That time Supergirl and Wonder Woman gave up being superheroes because it is too “manly”
37. Hey Kids, Look! In This Issue, Captain America Gives a Lesson On Superhero Ethics! Fun!
38. That Time Thor Nuked China
39. That Time Batgirl and Wonder Woman Fought Over Batman’s Love
40. That Time Supergirl’s “Man of Her Dreams” Turned Out to be a Woman
41. That Time Supergirl Made Out With Her Horse
42. That Time Punisher Was a Black Guy
43. That Time Lois Lane ALSO Made Out With Supergirl’s Horse
44. That Time Doctor Doom Tried to Force Himself on a Latverian Peasant Girl
45. Fun With Literary Classics
46. That Time Batman Fought…Thor?!!?
47. That Time Jann Wenner Interviewed Daredevil
48. That Time Batman Transformed into Bat-Baby
49. That Time Wonder Woman Worked at Taco Bell
50. That Time Spider-Man Killed Mary Jane With His Radioactive Sperm
51. One of Batman’s Most Convoluted Plans to Protect His Secret Identity (Hint: It Involves a Rainbow Batman Costume)
52. The Avengers Visit Letterman!
53. Zombie Penguins!!
54. Jarvis’ Bizarre Fascination with Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night
55. Guy Gardner on Ice!
56. Time Traveling Theodore Roosevelt Versus Time Traveling Hitler!
57. That Time Angel Turned Evil Because of Radiation and Then Beat Iron Man Up
58. That Time a Bird Nearly Exposed Wonder Woman’s Secret Identity
59. What if Charlie Brown Turned Into a Giant Cockroach?
60. Erotica, Williams-Sonoma Style
61. The Justice League Goes to French Class
62. That Time the Husband of Wonder Woman’s Exact Double Handcuffed Her to a Table
63. That Time Superman Dressed as Giant Bird to Protect His Secret Identity
64. Meet Batman’s Moron College Friends
65. Lois Lane’s Jekyll and Hyde Moment
66. Other Vehicles Talk Smack to Wonder Woman’s Robot Plane
67. Justice League…Antarctica?!?
68. I Love Ya But You’re Strange – That Time Spider-Man’s Parents Turned Out to Be Robots
69. That Time Herbie Made Jackie Kennedy Swoon
70. Ice Maiden’s Strange Sexual Journey
71. That Time Sgt. Rock’s Gun Narrated a Story
72. The Teen Titans Go to Hippieville, U.S.A.
73. That Time Cap Was Obsessed With Nick Fury “Wanting” Him!
74. Milk and Cheese Celebrate Their Anniversary
75. That Time Lois Lane Planned to Beat Up Wonder Woman to Woo Superman
76. Batman and Catwoman in a Battle of Bad Puns
77. DC Superheroes Know Surprisingly Little About AIDS
78. Fin Fang Foom Put You In His Pants
79. Aunt May…Herald of Galactus?!
80. That Time Jimmy Olsen Spanked Superman
81. “Yeah, Sure, You Can Be Batman for a Night”
82. That Time Gen13 Met Betty, Veronica, Wolverine, Shi, Archie, Katchoo, Hellboy, Madman…
83. Howard the Duck and Machine Man Come to OUR World
84. Is that Lois Lane or a Little Girl? I Can’t Tell the Difference!
85. Batman and Plastic Man Have a Buttlegging Christmas!
86. Chuck Norris #1, the Greatest Comic Book Steve Ditko Ever Drew?
87. Spider-Man’s Greatest Ally, Razorback!
88. The Metal Men Answer Their Critics
89. Silver Age Lois Lane Meets a Man Who Somehow Has More Issues Than Silver Age Lois Lane
90. The Strange Greatness of Willworld!
91. The X-Men and the Case of the Exploding Communion Wafers
92. That Time Superman Gained the Ability to Shoot Mini-Supermen Out of His Hands
93. Obnoxio the Clown Versus the X-Men
94. Women in Charge? Talk About a Mystery in Space!
95. How Did It Take Until 1992 For Kid ‘n’ Play To Get Their Own Comic Book Series?
96. That Time ALF Crossed Over With Marvel’s Summer Crossover
97. That Time Dave Gibbons Drew Doctor Manhattan in a Zapping Contest With Electro
98. The Sensational Character Find of 1993 – The Battling Bantam!
99. That Time Evil Baby Lois Lane Tried to Force Baby Superman to Marry Her
100. That Time Wolverine REALLY Needed to Learn About Marvel’s Consumer Products Division
101. That Time Bob Hope’s Nephew Became a Swingin’ Mod Superhero
102. That Time Batman’s Moron Friends Were Tricked Into Thinking He Was an Alien
103. That Time Lois Lane Hypnotized a Baby to Make Superman Marry Her
104. That Time Lois Lane Tried to Nail Superman’s Dad
105. Krypto’s Red Kryptonite Sex Change
106. Batman, Spider-Man and Superman Team-Up…to Print Comic Books!?
107. That Time Charles Barkley Played Basketball Against Godzilla
108. A Strange (but Touching) Super-Tribute to John F. Kennedy
109. That Time That Superman Was a Telepath AND a Shapeshifter!
110. That Time That Superhero Had Sex With a Dinosaur!
111. That Time Lois Lane Saved Superman By Making Out With a Bunch of Superheroes
112. The Great Batman/Joker Boner War of 1951!
113. The Time Captain America Tried to Win the War on Drugs