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Page-by-page with Forever Evil #1

09-06-2013 03;10;00PM

Well, I did this with Infinity, so I figured I’d take a look at the big event from DC, Forever Evil. Yes, it’s another minutiae-filled page-turning of a comic book! Oh, those are so much fun! And yes, I’m doing this in “real time.” I haven’t opened the book yet, so I’ll write about things as I turn the pages! Whoo-hoooooooo!!!!!

So hard to take him seriously with the ugly-ass armor on!

So hard to take him seriously with the ugly-ass armor on!

First, let’s check out the cover. I like the logo – it’s red, which is the color of eeeeeevil, and the two “V”s look vaguely sexual, and we all know that sex = eeeeeevil. The angle on it helps draw us in, too – the entire cover is like a tunnel from which the villains and the logo are emerging. David Finch drew the cover, and I wonder if DC Editorial gave him a list of villains to put on the cover, because among all the long-timers, his own creation, the White Rabbit, shows up in the back, and now that Finch is no longer writing The Dark Knight, I very much doubt if we’re ever going to see the White Rabbit again (I assume she shows up in this issue, because she’s on the cover, but like so many heroes in the past, I will bet she’s going to be relegated to “cannon fodder”). Lex Luthor is wearing his ridiculous armor, too, because one part of Geoff Johns still wants to believe it’s 1977 and he’s still playing with his Lex Luthor armored action figure. Jeebus, I hate that ugly fucking armor.

Won't someone think of the children?!?

Won’t someone think of the children?!?

Anyway, onward! MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD!!! You’ve been warned!!!!

The credits are on the last page (I did flip through to see who did what, and realized pretty soon they’d be on the last page), so let’s get it out of the way: David Finch (penciler), Richard Friend (inker), Geoff Johns (writer), Rob Leigh (letterer), Sonia Oback (colorist), Kate Stewart (assistant editor), and Brian Cunningham (senior editor) are the team that bring you this epic. The first issue is called “Nightfall.” It’s published, of course, by DC and costs $3.99.

Page 1: This is a three-panel stack, with each panel slightly different in height than the others. It’s a standard “pull-out” shot from a giant pupil with a green-ish iris around it, to a complete eye (the right one), to a medium-shot of Lex Luthor wearing a trench coat. Nothing says “I’m 1990s cool!” like a trench coat. The caption boxes are colored green, and I wonder if green is Lex’s default color – the eyes and the armor being the prime indicators. What’s green? Jealousy. Lex is totes jealous of Supes, you know. Anyway, Lex is narrating about his sister’s – Lena’s (I don’t know if this is long established, but come the fuck on, every Superman writer ever) – cat being stuck up in a tree and Lex rescuing it before chucking it into the river because it scratched him. The final caption box reads: “I was only trying to save it.” If only all the stupid people in the world would stop worshiping Superman and let Lex save them, everything would be all right! Anyway, in the final panel, Lex asks “What’s the story of my success?” as artist David Finch leads our eye to the right and toward the page turn. Behind Lex, there’s some amorphous foggy color, like he’s sitting in the middle of the northern lights.

Page 2: Ah, it’s the twilight sky over Metropolis. That makes more sense. Lex is flying in a helicopter over the city, explaining that his success lies the skyline of Metropolis. He says that he’s been cleared of all wrongdoing (there’s no footnote explaining where we can read more about his wrongdoing and how he was cleared, but that’s not surprising, and none of the asides in this comic get footnotes, either), he once again owns 90% of the city. The man he’s speaking to, Thomas Kord, is sitting across from him in the helicopter. Lex is trying to buy Kord Industries, but Thomas won’t sell to him, even though Lex is offering him twice what it’s worth. He won’t answer when Thomas asks him why Kord Industries is so important to him, instead going off on a tangent about the phrase “the survival of the fittest” before implying that he’s going to throw Thomas Kord out of the helicopter. That’s awfully mean of him.

Finch’s layouts make the page perfectly legible, even if his actual line work is never going to be the best at showing actual human beings. He’s much better with masked people, so Lex looks oddly drugged-out in both his close-ups, and Thomas Kord looks decrepit in all but one of his panels. Friend’s inks are rarely anyone’s friend, and Finch definitely doesn’t need the heavy blacks highlighting his penchant for high cheekbones, as it makes both men look far too ghoulish. The quicker everyone can get into costume, the better for Finch.

Not a good look for either of them

Not a good look for either of them

Page 3: At the bottom of Page 2, Finch shows Kord leading us again from left to right as he asks Lex if Lex is threatening him. So at the top of Page 3, Lex can say, “No. No, Thomas. Please, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not threatening you. I’m threatening your entire family.” He goes on to explain how he will destroy Kord Industries, get his son into drugs and thrown out of Northwestern, hook his wife up with a dude who will then break her heart on the day the son overdoses and dies, which will then drive her to suicide. As he holds the papers out for Thomas to sign, there’s a small panel of what looks like the instruments on the pilot’s dashboard shorting out, and then the pilot yells out that they have a problem.

Once again, it’s a fairly boring but effective layout – Finch really hasn’t had much to do at this point in terms of bold storytelling. Both men still look like ghouls, and the light sources seem to be coming from Lex’s left side, but his right side and Thomas’s left side are a bit too bright for that. Either way, it’s still a pretty boring book, visually, at least so far. There’s a LOT of exposition.

Did he just eat something sour?

Did he just eat something sour?

I’m not sure what Lex’s deal is in the DCnU. I mean, I know he’s a bad guy in the early issues of Action Comics, but those are the only ones I’ve read, so I’m not sure what he’s talking about here with regard to being cleared of any wrongdoing. I’m just flabbergasted that anyone gets in a helicopter with him, because he’s a fucking villain and I’m sure there are rumors about him doing evil things to other business rivals. Nobody ever shows how Lex gets these people into the goddamned helicopters, they just end up there. The answer is, of course, that businessmen in the DCU (Original OR Extra-Gritty variant) are really, really stupid.

Page 4: A simple five-panel stack shows us that there’s some kind of strange purple haze (all in my brain) zipping across the city that somehow knocks out all the … lights? electronics? batteries? gas-powered vehicles? “The whole city’s dark!” shouts the pilot in Panel 2, including the helicopter, which is plummeting toward certain doom. He can’t reach anyone on the radio, and the helicopter speeds toward a helipad nose-first. Finch does a decent job – all the panels move our eyes from left to right, and he tilts things just enough to imply the vertigo Lex, Thomas, and the pilot are surely feeling. Oback uses some nice computer effects for the purple lightning – it’s not too overwhelming, but it does the trick.

Page 5: In a big Panel 1, the helicopter smashes into the side of the building, which makes no sense as it was very close to crashing into the roof two panels earlier, but it’s still a nice dramatic drawing. What’s most impressive, actually, is the way Finch or Leigh letters the crash, as the “Boooom” sound effect arcs across the page, with the third “o” encircling the helicopter as it smashes into the building. It’s a cool way to integrate the sound into the visual portion of the crash.

I love neat shit like this

I love neat shit like this

In the second panel, Finch draws the destroyed helicopter inside a nondescript room, with Lex lying on the floor in front of the wreckage. In the foreground, we see a shattered picture of Lex, which we get in close-up in Panel 3. It’s a bit of a cliché, but what the heck – this ain’t Shakespeare.

Page 6: Lex props himself up on his elbow just a bit in Panel 1, and it’s just an establishing shot showing us that he’s alive and that his phone is lying on the carpet in front of him. This is important.

Panels 2-4 show electronic device “ba-linking” to life. (I’m not sure about that sound effect: “ba-link.” Is is accompanied by a little musical note? I don’t own an iPhone, but my wife’s makes a sound like a raspy lock opening. “Ba-link” sounds much smoother.) Anyway, the first panel shows Lex’s phone doing it. The second panel shows his computer on the utterly destroyed helicopter doing it (his phone, which was in his jacket pocket, presumably, has a scratch on it even though it landed face-up on a carpet; the computer on the utterly destroyed helicopter is unscathed). The third panel shows another screen, but it’s in extreme close-up so we don’t see what’s around it. Which screen is this? I don’t know.

The third row of panels, at the bottom, gives us thinner Panels 5-8, repeating the screens coming to life, all now showing a message: “This world is ours.” The final panel shows Lex staring into space, presumably still looking at the computer in the helicopter, which is where he was looking in Panel 3. Oback colors the screens orange and the letters green, which is not only a good color scheme but matches Lex’s eyes. Well done, Ms. Oback! At the bottom of the last panel, a caption box of actual spoken dialogue (it’s in quotation marks) reads “Metropolis is dark.” DC really likes to put caption boxes in different colors or with different backgrounds to show different people speaking, and this one has circuitry behind the words, implying some kind of computer consciousness. Leigh’s letters for that caption box and the threat/promise on the computer screens is kind of a retro-futuristic thing, kind of like what you’d see in the 1980s for how all lettering would look like in the far distant future of the year 2000 or something. Anyway, the page is very … PORTENTOUS!!!!! (I couldn’t resist!)

Kevin Flynn designed that font!

Kevin Flynn designed that font!

Page 7: We get a big panel showing a robotic-looking dude standing in front of a bank of computers and big monitor screens. The screens are all colored bright blue, and they appear to be blueprints, although one looks like it’s just a negative-print view of a building. Anyway, the monitors show Arkham Asylum in Gotham, Belle Reve Prison in Louisiana, Blackgate Prison in Gotham, Badview (really?) Penitentiary in Philadelphia, Iron Heights Pen[itentiary] in somewhere (it’s cut off by a giant black barrier in the foreground, which frames the scene), and Stryker’s Island in Metropolis. I find it odd that the only real city on the monitor is Philadelphia. Is Johns saying something about Philadelphia and its population of malcontents? What does he have against Philadelphia?!?!?

Finch draws the scene slightly tilted from left to right, so that we naturally slide downward along the axis. It’s not a bad trick. The robotic-looking dude is talking to someone on a electronic device who tells it “I’m already en route, Grid” – presumably to Metropolis. Grid answers that Gotham is the next to go “off-line,” and that “we” will have worldwide power and communications control within the hour. Finch gives us a close-up of Arkham – presumably the next target – and then shows Grid’s face – he’s just an unpleasant-looking robot, as you might expect. He does tell the person on the other end of the line to have a nice day, so that’s something.

Page 8: We get to see some superheroes, as Johns lets us know in the first dialogue balloon (which is again on the radio, as it features the universal symbol of radio-speak) that this is Nightwing. The person on the radio acknowledges that they tracked Nightwing, and that if they did, Batman did. Nightwing says he’s only there to drop off Mr. Zsasz and then he’s heading back to Chicago. In some awkward dialogue, Nightwing explains that Zsasz makes a slash in his skin for each victim, and no one knows why. As he drops Zsasz off at Arkham Asylum, he says he’ll never understand the mind of lunatics, and the voice wonders if he’s only talking about Zsasz. The voice on the radio is revealed to be a sexy red head, who wants get past the “Joker’s lies” and “meet without the masks.” She mentions Bruce and Batman, but it’s unclear whether she wants to meet Nightwing alone or Nightwing and Bruce. It doesn’t really matter, because as they’re speaking, the same purple mist from Metropolis shows up and futzes with Nightwing’s radio, and he hears “This world is ours” in his ear. Oh dear.

We get a lot of information on this page, and Johns is clearly tying it into the bigger DCnU, as Nightwing and Hot Red Head (I know it’s Barbara Gordon, but Johns doesn’t identify her, so why should I?) allude to something bad that happened with Batman and the Joker. So that’s cool – it’s vague enough and tangential enough that it doesn’t feel too important, and like Lex’s new freedom, it’s not explained in a footnote or anything, but that’s the way it is, I guess. Visually, this is a bad page. Sure, Finch’s layouts open up just a bit and he gets us from Point A to Point B well enough, but it’s both weird and ugly. In Panel 1, Nightwing is swinging over the city, holding a rope in his left hand. The rope is wrapped around his hand, and it’s trailing behind him off-panel. That’s not the problem. The problem is that his arm is almost straight, even almost hyper-extended, and it seems impossible that he could swing that way. You might almost miss it, though, because the rest of the drawing is so weird. Nightwing is carrying Zsasz on his right hip, sort of, with Zsasz a bit behind him. He’s supporting Zsasz – whom Finch draws as a fairly bulky dude, so let’s say he’s maybe two bills, maybe 175 – with just his right hand wrapped around Zsasz’s shoulders and Zsasz’s right shoulder balanced on Nightwing’s thigh. If you can explain to me how Nightwing is swinging over a city holding Zsasz in that manner, you’re a better person than I am.

Physics be damned!

Physics be damned!

In Panel 2, Finch and Johns use the old “Have a character begin a thought in one location and then, between panels, have said character completely change location but continue the same thought” trope. Nightwing says at the end of Panel 1 that he doesn’t know why Zsasz does what he does. In Panel 2, he’s crouched in front of Arkham Asylum and says, “I’ll never understand how the mind of a lunatic works.” Arkham Asylum presumably is not in downtown Gotham City, so somehow Nightwing covered a great distance between breaths. I know this is a standard cliché in comics and even television/movies, but it’s still dumb. Meanwhile, Finch draws Hot Red Head as a horrible 1990s Image chick, as she’s working with tools on some kind of machine yet still has the presence of mind to arch her back seductively. Plus, her waist is tiny and her thighs are weirdly huge. What’s up with that? Finally, Finch is still working with human faces instead of masks, even though Nightwing wears a domino mask. So his face is … well, not good.

Damn, girl, eat a Twinkie or something

Damn, girl, eat a Twinkie or something

Page 9: After the weird purple mist comes through, Nightwing looks up to see something “fwooshing” toward Arkham. He says, “Batgirl?” and then, after he climbs over the wall, he asks if she’s still there. So Hot Red Head is Batgirl. Good to know. (Oh, if we consider all that has happened so far with Nightwing, he’s transporting a serial killer back from Chicago by swinging through the city while carrying him, and then it appears his plan is to simply dump Zsasz at the gates of the insane asylum. Even though Zsasz apparently killed more people while in Chicago, which seems to imply Nightwing should have turned him over to the Chicago justice system, at least. Maybe they have a better prison system than Gotham’s notorious “Let’s keep everyone in costume and hire only guards who happen to be related to the inmates!” policy.) Anyway, Finch’s layout of this page isn’t the greatest. Panel 2 is directly on top of Panels 4 and 5 veering toward the right side of the page, while Panel 3 is on the left side of the page but extending farther down the page than even Panel 5. There’s nothing that indicates we’re supposed to go from Panel 2 – Nightwing on the inside wall of the asylum and looking to the right – to Panel 3. If anything, the way the page is laid out makes it seem we’re supposed to go straight down to Panel 4. Panel 3 shows a woman standing in front of the giant doors of Arkham, and it’s somewhat clear (not completely, but clear enough) that she was the “fwoosing” flash of light in Panel 1. She says “Arkham Asylum? It is a prison.” The usual villains’ trope of not using contractions makes this statement a bit more confusing than it should be – the woman questions that they call it an asylum, because it’s clearly a prison, but the emphasis on “is” in the second sentence sounds weird if it’s said aloud, and less weird if she would have said “It’s” an emphasized that. In Panel 3, the woman grabs the steel doors and crunches them between her fingers, and in Panel 4 she tosses them aside like they’re lettuce leaves. The sound effect when she crunches the steel is “rank.” I guess. In Panel 6, Nightwing leaps into action, his face twisted in an angry grimace, and he tells Batgirl that if she can hear him, there’s major trouble at Arkham and she should have Batman contact the “league.” As Finch leads us to the page turn, Nightwing says “I’m going to see what I can –”

Page 10: Nightwing doesn’t get to finish his sentence, because in Panel 1, he’s slugged by something. His head snaps back, blood (quite a lot of it) sprays from his lips, and there’s a sound effect of “Krraak” on his left side, along with some speed lines. In Panel 2, he’s hunched over with blood and spit sputtering from his face, and a word balloon says “Behind you.” This is pretty effective – we’re seeing him from the back, so in good horror-movie fashion, he’ll need to turn around and face the reader to see what’s going on. However, in Panel 3, he isn’t seen – he says “Batman?” off-panel, and we see a shadowy figure with glowing eyes off to the right. In Panel 4, the figure punches him again in the chin, but from the front. So who’s behind him, and did Nightwing turn around? He gets pummeled for a few panels, and then a golden lasso encircles his neck as two word balloons explain that he’s called “Nightwing” and that “he will do.” He’s yanked upward and off the page to the right. At the bottom of the page is a word balloon with “Help!” inside it. It’s obviously a box that helps transition into another scene, which is what comics do quite often.

This is an odd layout

This is an odd layout

Page 11: We’re back with Lex, who’s rubbing his eyes to clear his head. Thomas Kord is hanging off the tail of the helicopter, and he’s begging Lex for help because he can’t hang on. Lex cleverly looks at the contract he wants Thomas to sign before beginning to move toward him. This is very weird, because when the helicopter crashed, it was very clear that Thomas Kord was not hanging from the tail, so are we supposed to believe that he crawled out to the tail of the helicopter? The helicopter hasn’t tilted or anything, so how did Kord get out there? Anyway, before Lex can do anything, he hears two sonic booms and sees someone who looks like Superman speeding toward him. In the first panel (Panel 8 of the page, but the first two rows and seven panels are about Kord hanging from the helicopter), it appears that Superman smashes through part of a building, and then in Panel 9, he streaks directly toward Lex. Lex can only say “Super –?” before the page ends. Lot of people getting cut off in this comic!

Page 12: We knew Lex was going to get smashed by “Superman,” and so he does. In Panel 1, a red blur flashes past him, and somehow knocks him forward. The blur doesn’t seem to come anywhere near Thomas Kord, but he was right on Page 11, as he can’t hang on anymore, and we see him fall. In Panel 2, Finch gives us a closer-in shot of Kord falling, and in Panel 3, “Superman” ignores his call for help, proving that it’s either not Superman at all or it’s Zack Snyder’s Superman. Much like the woman at Arkham, “Superman” grabs some steel doors and rips them open, throwing them behind him and out the giant hole in the building. The sound effect for these doors getting ripped apart is “Spltt”. “Superman” stalks through a corridor, demanding to know where the hell “it” is, and Lex once again wonders if it’s Superman. “Superman” finds what he’s looking for, and punches through the wall and extracts a glowing green piece of crystal. Underneath his hand, another transitional caption box has the dialogue “Don’t touch it!” inside it, which of course is being said in a different scene but refers to Superman not touching Kryptonite.

RIP Thomas Kord - you STILL had a better fate than Ted Kord!

RIP Thomas Kord – you STILL had a better fate than Ted Kord!

Finch is really packing in the panels – 9 each on Pages 11 and 12 – but while his line work isn’t the best, there’s nothing wrong with his storytelling, even with the cramped panels. Finch certainly knows how to move our eyes over the page, and it’s just unfortunate that so far, his penciling hasn’t been all that great. But let’s move on!

Page 13: A caption box explains that we’re in Central City at Iron Heights Penitentiary. This is the first time Johns has felt it necessary to give the reader a tag explaining where the action occurs, and it’s probably for two reasons: For Metropolis and Gotham, he was able to reveal where the characters were through their dialogue, and Metropolis and Gotham are far more famous than Central City. So we know where we are, and we know that a character has said “Don’t touch it!” just before we reached this page. The characters are standing in front of a fence, and the same person who spoke on the previous page says, “It’s electrified.” That voice comes from off-panel, and the character in the panel is Captain Cold, although he’s only called “Cold” on this page. He tries to freeze the fence, but he produces too much ice/snow (it’s not clear) and whatever he was trying to do doesn’t work. His ineptitude is there just so the other bad guys can show off – “Heatwave” tells him he can melt through the fence, so he does. Meanwhile, we learn that these bad guys have powers, but they’re not used to them. “Weather Wizard” says he was happy “waving a wand,” but now he talks to thunder gods. We also learn that they’re breaking into the prison to rescue “Trickster,” because, as Cold puts it, “the rogues take care of one another.” The last member of their little group is Mirror Master, by the way. Finch is back to not having much to do, except draw Weather Wizard with long, flowing, 1990s hair. Good stuff!

Page 14: Something explodes (the fence?) blasting all the “rogues” backward, and a word balloon edged in red announces that it’s “cray-cray time!!!” Ugh. Oh well. In Panel 2, a red blur with lightning crackling through it moves through the fence and smashes the wall of the prison, and whoever does it laughs as he does so. The rogues wonder if it’s the Flash, and we see a silhouette standing inside the prison, which what looks like a small figure standing on its shoulder. The small figure calls the big one “Johnny” and says they’re going to have so much fun together. A guard pulls his gun and tells the thing not to move, and then we get a confusing panel. A word balloon reads “Don’t move? That’s all I do!” and it appears that the speedster somehow turns the guard into a skeleton. Is that right? The gun is floating above the skeleton’s hand, so I’m going to assume it’s the guard, somehow with all the flesh stripped from his bones. The final panel shows a close-up of Captain Cold, announcing that it’s not the Flash.

How does Bad Guy Flash do that?

How does Bad Guy Flash do that?

Page 15: We’re at Belle Reve Prison in Louisiana, and over an establishing shot, we get two dialogue boxes in which someone helpfully defines “psychopath” for us. The person concludes by telling the subject that he’s a psychopath, plus he’s a “whiz with a fishing knife.” In Panel 2, we see a dossier with the subject’s “supervillain” persona – some dude in the water wearing a weird bug-shaped mask. In Panel 3, we learn that he calls himself “Manta,” but that costume looks like an insect. Anyway, we’re in a cell, and Manta is sitting on his bed while a foxy woman stands near him, telling him that he’s a perfect candidate for “Task Force X.” Manta calls it “the Suicide Squad” and names the woman – Waller – before expositing that if you do a mission for the squad, you don’t go free, you just go on another mission. Waller asks Manta what he wants, and he says the only thing he wants is the death of Aquaman. Before anyone can follow up on this, there’s an explosion outside the cell and green smoke puffs up against the bars. In Panel 6, we get a shot of two flying silhouettes entering a big hole in the ceiling. One of the silhouettes has flames where his hair should be. He says that they don’t have time to waste, because they still have a lot of prisons to open up. The other silhouette says, “I just want to get this over with and get b-back.” Stuttering is the universal symbol for being scared, and the first silhouette tells him there’s nothing to be afraid of.

A reader picking this book up with not a lot of knowledge about DC comics might think nothing of this page, but did everyone notice that Waller is pretty much white? I mean, they sexed her up in the DCnU, because if you’re out of shape you can’t appear in a DC comic unless you’re the subject of cruel humor, but she was still, you know, black. I don’t know what Oback is doing with this page – there’s really no question that Waller is white in these panels. Shouldn’t someone have noticed? Manta is black, too – maybe DC had reached their quota for minorities appearing on one page, so if Waller was black too this page would have been way too politically correct? It’s really weird. It doesn’t help that Waller looks dangerously emaciated in the panel where she looks out at the explosion. That’s just creepy.

That drawing of Waller might be the single worst thing in this issue

That drawing of Waller might be the single worst thing in this issue

Page 16: “This is our world now” begins the page, and I suppose it’s Flame-Head continuing his thought from the previous page. We’re back in Metropolis, and Lex is watching “Superman” as he crushes the Kryptonite, heats it with his vision, and snorts it. “Superman” laughs and says “I’m the strongest again.” We still haven’t seen his entire face, which is interesting, as it’s not like Johns is trying to pretend it’s the real Superman. Oh well – Lex is staring at “Superman,” and he sees …

Page 17: Panel 1 shows us the “U” on “Superman’s” chest, finally clearing up that it’s not the real Superman. In Panel 2, we finally see Ultraman’s face as he flies away … somewhere (speed lines surround him, so we have no idea where he’s going). He’s speaking to Grid, telling him to locate all other Kryptonite and don’t tell anyone he’s doing it. In Panel 3, we get a small inset of the screen still reading “This world is ours” and a dialogue box where someone says, “This world is all of ours!”

This is a weird page simply because of the way Finch has set up the previous pages. We have to re-orient ourselves on a different axis, because we’ve seen Superman standing in the foreground while Lex crouches in the background. Even when we see Ultraman’s chest in Panel 1, we’re seeing it from Lex’s point of view, so if we can imagine it, Lex would be in the foreground, looking back toward Ultraman. However, in Panel 2, Ultraman is obviously no longer in the building, and he’s flying from the lower left to the upper right. If we keep our old orientation and look at this from Lex’s point of view, it makes no sense. Comics, of course, take great advantage of the space in the gutters to move characters around, but this is a tough switch, or at least it seems so to me. I could be wrong. Especially as the screen in Panel 3 seems to imply we’re still in the wrecked building with Lex, so we have to jump from that building to Ultraman flying somewhere, and then quickly jump back to the building to check in on the screen, which is only necessary so that Johns can have the final dialogue box that enhances the original message. Is it really that important?

This page is just weird

This page is just weird

Page 18: We pick up with the speaker on the bottom of Page 17, and we get a panel of two hands holding two coins. The first voice says that it’s “their” time, and she addresses the Riddler. But “Freeze” answers, skeptically. The Scarecrow says they’re communication devices – the only ones that work now. Everyone has been invited to join the “Secret Society” – dang, that’s a generic name. The Riddler points out that the continents depicted on the coin are backward, and Poison Ivy says that they shouldn’t join because the Justice League will stop the bad guys. Scarecrow is in the bag with the rescuers, and Two-Face wonders if they can be trusted, which is pretty hilarious, if you ask me. Two-Face, of course, flips the coin he’s been giving, which leads to …

Page 19: It’s a full-page drawing of “the remains of the Justice League watchtower” in Happy Harbor, Rhode Island. In the middle of the page, we see a bunch of people going inside the ruin. In the upper left, a dialogue box from Two-Face reads “I’m in.” Of course he is!

Pages 20-23: Then we open up these two pages to find a four-page spread. Two-Face redundantly says “We’re all in” in the upper left corner, and Finch draws every villain he and Johns could think of. In the middle of the spread, the shadowy figures who have been opening the prisons stand with their backs to the reader, and they’re still shrouded in shadow. But we get a bunch of villains standing around, staring up at them. I guess it’s supposed to be impressive? It’s pretty boring, unfortunately. I mean, it’s just a bunch of villains standing around. Did we really need four pages for it? It’s certainly nowhere near as neat as Steranko’s famous four-page spread (thanks to Bully for that scan). Oh well. A lot of villains show up. Including Mr. Zsasz, whom we last saw gagged and bound. Did that lady bad guy stop in her mission and free him? I guess she did. I also like that the Mad Hatter stopped to make a cup of tea. He’s refined! Oddly enough, I don’t see the White Rabbit, even though I guessed from her presence on the cover that she would be in the issue. This is the only place she would be, and Finch doesn’t draw her. Interesting.

Advertisement Page 1: It’s a house ad for a Captain Marvel collection by Geoff Johns and Gary Frank. Remember when Captain Marvel was a fun hero? Yeah, none of that shit in the DCnU! It is pretty impressive that DC didn’t put an advert in until this point in the comic. Well done, DC!

Page 24: This page exists basically to introduce several villains. We find out that Despero is claiming that he destroyed the Justice League HQ (wait, the Crime Syndicate didn’t do that?), although Poison Ivy claims someone must have “torn it right out of the sky,” which makes it sound like a satellite. Is it a satellite? “Watchtower” and “satellite” are very different things. Ultimately, though, this is just a page for villains to name each other and talk about what they’re going to do. Will they listen to the newcomers? Will they walk? Will Deathstroke kill someone? It’s not that interesting a page.

Oh, Deathstroke - you're so cray-cray!

Oh, Deathstroke – you’re so cray-cray!

Page 25: From the upper left, a trident “clangs” down among the assembled bad guys. Several people reach for it, but Manta claims it. So it goes with Wonder Woman’s lasso, which Cheetah grabs, and Superman’s cape, which two villains – Metallo and some ugly pink dude (Parasite?) – struggle over. In the final panel, a voice from the right says, “There will be no discord among us. This world is ours.

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Page 26: Another full-page spread, revealing the bad guys – villainous versions of the Justice League. Ultraman announces that the Justice League is dead, and crazy Flash says, “Hell, yes, they are.” There’s not much for Finch to do – they’re all just posing. Faux-Firestorm is a member of the Bad Guy Justice League, which is a bit weird. But the rest are standard – Bad Guy Green Lantern, Bad Guy Batman, Bad Guy Wonder Woman, and Bad Guy Flash. The small person on the Flash’s shoulder is a girl – Bad Guy Atom, I guess.

Page 27: Grid explains that Ultraman is live across the world, so Ultraman introduces Owlman, Superwoman, Power Ring, Deathstorm, Johnny Quick, and Atomika. Power Ring doesn’t like how the villains are looking at them, Deathstorm tells him to be calm, and Atomika loves the attention. Ultrman explains that they’re the Crime Syndicate, and they ruled their world until it turned against them, so they destroyed it and went looking for another one, and they chose this one. He claims that they’ve killed the Justice League. While he’s talking, we see Lex Luthor watching on a monitor in the destroyed building, so he’s up to date. Before Ultraman can finish, a villain called “Monocle” (because he wears a monocle, don’t you know) claims that it’s a big trick, because the Crime Syndicate is actually the Justice League – I mean, look at them! I don’t know – Finch draws Ultraman as awfully maniacal, and you think Monocle would see that. Plus, the villains were already in custody. Why would the Justice League trick them into getting together just to capture them again? I guess that’s what you get from a dude who names himself after his eyewear. Finch draws Ultraman with a really big chin, too.

Kneel before My Chin!

Kneel before My Chin!

Page 28: Well, you knew that would happen: Monocle explodes (although his monocle survives – yay!) in Panel 1, and I guess we should be happy it took Johns 28 pages to get to someone exploding. The villains consider the stain on the floor in Panel 2 and one of them says, “Dude, they ain’t the Justice League.” Ultraman tells them that if they pledge allegiance to the Crime Syndicate, they’ll be in charge, but if they question things, they’ll be dead. Watching on a monitor are a few heroes – the only one who is identified is Robin, sitting in the foreground. Some chick asks him if he thinks the Justice League is really dead, and he doesn’t have an answer for her. Back with the villains, Ultraman tells Superwoman to “haul him up.”

The monocle (the eyepiece, not the villain) should get its own mini-series!

The monocle (the eyepiece, not the villain) should get its own mini-series!

Page 29: This is not a terribly decompressed comic – lots of stuff has happened so far – but Finch takes four panels for Superwoman to drag Nightwing onto the stage. Man, that’s too many. The page is laid out so that she can reveal Nightwing in the middle row, and it’s all dramatic and shit (poor Nightwing is still bleeding from his mouth, or maybe her rough treatment has re-opened a wound), but it’s still a waste of space. Anyway, she shows Nightwing to the crowd and begins to take his domino mask off. What will happen?!?!?!?

Page 30: Dang, she pulls the mask clean off and reveals that his real name is Richard Grayson. Blood is still flying from his nose, even though she hasn’t moved his head. That’s some crazy blood! In Panel 2, Robin says, “Oh, my God” and in Panel 3, someone (Batgirl, probably) is shown in close-up with her mask on. She says, “Dick?” Does this mean she didn’t know Nightwing’s secret identity? That can’t be it, because it’s pretty clear earlier in the issue that she does, so why the puzzled statement? Where is she, anyway? The panel is so close in that we get no context for where she is. She’s not with the other heroes, that seems clear. In Panel 5, Lex wonders who Dick Grayson is, and the screen he’s watching “ba-links” to Dick’s Illinois driver’s license and a story about the death of his parents in the Gotham Gazette. That’s certainly helpful!

What is she doing?

What is she doing?

Page 31: Power Ring wonders why Owlman didn’t protect Dick, and Deathstorm points out that Dick is a weaker copy of Owlman’s former partner. The Crime Syndicate – mostly Ultraman – explains that they know everyone about Dick Grayson and will hunt down and destroy everyone and everything he cares about. If anyone opposes them, they will kill everyone those people love. Ultraman explains that this world protects the weak, which holds back the progression of the human race. He says the destitute are winning, but the war is not over. Finch draws a really ugly Penguin, man.

He looks ill

He looks ill

Page 32: We get three panels of the villains spreading chaos all over the world while Ultraman continues his grandiloquent narration. Then we’re back at the JL HQ, and Ultraman concludes by saying “Aeternus Malum” – “Forever Evil” – to, well, nobody. Everyone is gone. I wonder if the rest of the Crime Syndicate is thinking that maybe he should shut up. Then we see Ultraman’s weakness – the sun rises and causes him some pain, so he flies away. While he’s doing that, there’s a caption box that reads “It’s funny.” The caption box is green, so it probably belongs to Lex Luthor.

Page 33: Ah, yes – Lex is still thinking about the cat. He wonders if he should have jumped into the river after it, even though he threw it in there in the first place. As he does this, he watches the sky through the hole in his building. Ultraman, it appears, is moving the moon so that it blocks out the sun. This is a confusing page, honestly. I mean, it’s clear that Ultraman is moving the moon (let’s not think about what a phenomenally stupid idea that is), but in Panel 3, Lex is suddenly thrown backward by a sonic boom and what looks like shards of glass flying right at him. In Panel 4, he shows no sign of being cut by glass, just like in every movie ever where people can jump through giant windows and have no wounds whatsover. Yet there’s a lot of blood on the ground behind him. Is that his blood, or the pilot’s? It’s probably not Thomas Kord’s, as he seemed unharmed before he, you know, fell to his death. In the final panel, Lex says aloud, “This is a job for Superman,” so are we supposed to think that Superman flew past in Panel 3? It’s very weird. Perhaps Page 34 will shed some light (so to speak) on the subject!

What just happened here?

What just happened here?

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Page 34: Well, nope. This is the last page of the comic, and Lex kneels awkwardly in front of the now-eclipsed sun, which appears to be about five feet away from him. Seriously, what the hell? Lex says, “So where the hell is he?” and then we get the DUM-DUM-DUMMMMMM! music and the credits. Okay!

The next two pages show every single one of the villain-centric DC comics being released in September. I have to admit, those 3-D covers are pretty keen, although I’m pretty sure they’re not worth the extra dollar. I mean, I bought one – the Joker one – and it was kind of dumb. Nice art, though. The last page is the explanation of the process by which the covers are created – DC has been running this in their issues for about a month, so you’ve probably seen it. Thus endeth the issue!

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This is a set-up issue, obviously, and while it’s a bit more focused than Infinity #1, it’s about the same in terms of story. We get a lot of disparate scenes that coalesce into a major threat, and the heroes haven’t done squat yet. After reading about the Trinity War, I thought this would be much harder to follow, but it wasn’t at all, and I’m not sure how seamlessly it flows from the end of that brief event. Doesn’t that end with the Crime Syndicate showing up? So between the end of that issue and the beginning of this one, the Bad Guy Heroes have utterly defeated the Justice League? Man, that’s a weird gap.

Anyway, Geoff Johns is the only writer allowed to do these events anymore at DC, so unlike Marvel, which has a few writers they can use and so there’s a slightly different vibe between a Hickman-written event and a Fraction-written event, this “sounds” the same as Flashpoint, the last Geoff Johns-written DC event I read. None of the characters really exhibit any personality, as they exist simply to move the plot along. Johns relies on stereotypes, but that’s to be expected. The mildly interesting bit is that Lex seems to be more interested in saving the world than throwing in his lot with the Crime Syndicate, but that seems kind of par for the course for Lex – he’s definitely a “better to reign in hell than serve in heaven” kind of dude. This is marginally more exciting than Infinity, but it’s not necessarily a better comic.

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Unfortunately, David Finch isn’t really the best artist for this kind of thing. Jim Cheung might have gotten a pass for Infinity because despite the fact that all his faces look alike, he’s a much better pure superhero artist than Finch is. Finch’s characters all look very similar – even more so than Cheung’s, in fact – so it’s hard for him to do good character work, but his pencils aren’t really suited for superheroics, either. I maintain that his best work was on Moon Knight, because his obsession with detail and violence worked really well on a street-level book, especially when the whole point of that book was that Moon Knight was too violent. He’s too big a star to not work on superheroes, though, but his designs are too busy and gritty to make them truly superheroic. His storytelling has never been bad, and for the most part on this book, he gets us nicely across the page, but he’s called upon to draw far too many unmasked people, and he’s not very good at it. As I mentioned, Richard Friend is not helping him, as his hatching just makes everyone look constipated and emaciated, which is a weird combination. The last time I saw Friend’s inking, he was bludgeoning poor Amy Reeder’s work in Batwoman, and I might have to go back and see if he’s done this to other artists and is just not a good inker or if DC keeps putting him with the wrong artists. As if to prove my point about Finch, the best-looking characters in this book are Two-Face, the Scarecrow, and Deathstorm, characters who either have inhuman faces or are wearing creepy masks. I have a feeling Finch would be very good on a gory horror book, but of course, those don’t sell a lick.

The faces above this are examples of how poorly Finch draws them, but I think these work

The faces above this are examples of how poorly Finch draws them, but I think these work

Anyway, I tried it. Forever Evil isn’t all that good, but it’s an event book, and I don’t really think people read event books because they’re good, they read them because crazy shit happens. Like Infinity, it’s a good value – 34 pages for 4 dollars, and only three advertisements interrupting the action. I mentioned that the comic isn’t all that decompressed, but I meant that in terms of not taking a lot of time to show shit happening, because if you consider what really happens in the book, Johns does take his sweet time. I mean, the first 3 pages show Lex making typical Lex threats to a character who falls to his death not long after this. We see the weird purple lightning thing twice, which is one more time than necessary. The four-page spread of villains is completely unnecessary. Johns could probably have fit the entire plot in about half the pages. But that’s the way it is in modern comics, and we have to deal with it.

Like so many Big Two events, there’s a sense of staleness around this comic, because it’s nothing we haven’t seen before. Is Johns going to try anything interesting at all? So far, it seems the answer is “no,” but we can live in hope. I wasn’t planning on buying the rest of this series, but if it had been really great, I might have considered it. This is yet another retread, though, so I’ll definitely skip the rest. It’s mildly entertaining, but that’s about it.

Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ½ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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Hated it. Hated it because it’s stale, hated it because a Superman analogue snorting a substance that implies cocaine or any other stimulant, hated it because it’s so obvious, hated it because it took one long issue to do what Grant Morrison did in 10 pages, hated it because Finch’s art was so over-rendered. I can’t think of anything that I liked about this particular comic.

However, in the spirit of being positive, I had written off Marvel NOW but am finding myself enjoying far more titles than I ever have. Including Infinity, which was pretty good (not great).

That “Dick?” panel just made me think, “Hey, Marvel Girl’s back in her original costume!”

I really think the mediocre script could have been saved by much better artist.

I don’t think it’s all that bad of a start. But a few things stuck out to me:
1. Dang Nightwing bleeds a lot. I’m don’t follow Nightwing that much but everytime I see him he is bleeding and way more than a normal human should ever bleed.
2. That was not the New 52 Batgirl. I mean yes, it was but if the artists would crack open the latest Batgirl comic they would see she is not shaped like that. Batgirl is leaner and hair straighter. His Batgirl is not one looking for a wild time fighting crime but just looking for a wild time.
3. No Alfred Pennyworth? Alfred aka The Outsider put all this together but he isn’t around. I found that very strange.
4. I loved the Joker reference thrown in there. To be honest, I can’t really see Joker being mixed into this story. Faceless Joker from Death of The Family story just doesn’t seem right here.
5. Deathstorm is cool but I miss the wisecracks we got from Earth Prime Deathstorm. This Deathstorm seems more like a nanny for Power Ring.
6. Gorilla Grodd looks terrible. He reminds me more of a Yeti. If you want to see gorillas done right in the DC universe, check out Flash 23.1.

Ok, I could keep going but I’ll stop. Though I will say that The Rogues continue to grow on me. It’s my prediction that they will not go along with all of this eeeevil. They are not eeeevil, just blue collared bad that really don’t want to hurt anyone that badly and make some easy cash.

I think that computer Lex is looking at on page 6 is sitting on a desk in whatever room the helicopter crashed into, not in the helicopter itself. From panels 2-4 it’s phone, desktop, helicopter, and that order again in panels 5-7. It could’ve been a lot clearer.

matthew: Tell us how you really feel! :)

buttler: Ha! Good point.

Scott: Well, that’s true of a lot of mediocre scripts. I totally agree, and even though I’ve liked some of Finch’s work in the past, this isn’t very good.

Nicole: I didn’t read Trinity War, but I did know about Alfred, and you’re right – it’s kind of weird that this seems to have jumped forward in time somewhat from the end of that event. Maybe Johns will circle back around on it.

I’m not that familiar with the Flash Rogues, but I agree, because whenever I’ve read them, they are presented as guys who just want to knock over some banks. We’ll see.

Robert: Dang, you’re right. The computer is sitting on a desk. I still don’t know if that last screen is on the helicopter, but you’re right that the computer on the page wasn’t in the helicopter. Thanks!

I enjoyed this post for several minutes, they guy who wrote it offered an interesting perspective with the critique mostly focusing on the technical aspects on Finch’s art while also keeping things entertainingly snarky and not too irrelevant. So far, so good. Then, sadly (and inevitably), the conservative old fart razzum-frazzum-you-damn-kids-get-off-my-lawn whining rears it ugly head, this particular time in a side note on how Captain Marvel “used to be fun” and that there’s “none of that shit in the DCnU”. Did you ever consider the possibility that it’s not the fact that mainstream comics doesn’t live up to 35-year old men’s opinion of what “fun” is that’s slowly killing them, but maybe that new (young?) readers being scared off from comics because they aren’t allowed to enjoy the stuff that’s actually made for them without being told that they’re wrong and that everything was better and more fun before might have something to do with it?

Alan: Hey, I resent that! I’m 42! :)

I don’t really understand your objection. How would my objection to DC turning a kids’ character into an utterly joyless one scare young readers off? I don’t give a shit if DC turns Captain Marvel into Ragey Shazam – it’s their character, so whatever. I read a lot of different kinds of comics, and I think quite a lot of modern comics are fun. In fact, comics today, I would argue, are better than they’ve ever been, but I don’t think DC has much to do with that. I’m actually more bummed out that DC comics (Marvel, too, but they’ve been a bit better at it than DC has recently) are all the same – the same tone, the same art style, the same plots – than whether they’re fun or not. I don’t know about you, but I’ve sampled pretty much all the DCnU, and with the possible exception of The Flash, I wouldn’t call any of their mainstream books fun, even the ones that are good. I just object to DC turning everything into a grim and gritty comic. Can’t there be variety? Wouldn’t these hypothetical new readers want some variety?

Page by Page reviews are fun yeah? I did them all time over at iFanboy, before they closed up shop. One of my last was this Batman 23 page by page review

http://ifanboy.com/reviews/batman-23-3/

I’m sure I’ll continue the tradition at http://nothingbutcomics.wordpress.com/

Cheers

So you think there’s some young reader out there enjoying the current gritty Captain Marvel, but then reads online that someone twice his age doesn’t like it, so the hypothetical young reader then says “Guess I’ll give up comics completely, then?” Yeah, that seems like a pretty common scenario.

Animal cruelty is almost always a lazy shorthand for “this guy is bad”. Even if Lex regret it in a self-aggrandizing “I was trying to save it” way, killing a cat immediately destroys any and all chance that I might’ve had interest in this Luthor doing anything but getting a bullet through the urethra.

“Lex Luthor is wearing his ridiculous armor, too, because one part of Geoff Johns still wants to believe it’s 1977 and he’s still playing with his Lex Luthor armored action figure. Jeebus, I hate that ugly fucking armor.”

Lex’s power suit didn’t appear until 1983, in Action Comics #544

A lot of pedantic nitpicking on a staggering scale.

At least nobody’s broadcasting a cosmic mind controlling formula over the internet.

Could the cover be an homage to George Perez’s cracking cover to Crisis On Infinite Earths #9? Which happens to be the cover that got me reading DC, as that cover had so many interesting-looking villains bunched together, and I’ve always preferred villains to heroes.

Unfortunately, the cover image of FE #1 lacks the dynamism (and sheer numbers) of Perez’s group shot (IMHO) which is a shame. But at least armoured Lex is front and centre, as before…

“Friend’s inks are rarely anyone’s friend”

I see what you did there.

YAY portentous!

I’m going to read that one panel as Deathstroke wanting to “mount” a monkey. It’s more gooder.

Bruce Campbell IS Ultraman!

Looks like DC’s going to be Forever Awful! (Man, I’ve been WAITING to use that line!)

It’s sad that I just don’t care about this event. I love DC characters and the older stuff, but the nu52 is just killing that love through, as you say, the utter sameness of all their books. Why must it all be so grim and gritty?

Greg: Although it’s somewhat beside the point I also disagree with your description of Johns/Frank Captain Marvel as “no fun” and “utterly joyless”, I remember it as pretty much consisting of children running around doing joyful stuff… The starting premise is certainly new, but I’d rather call is “psychologically plausible” and “actual character work” rather than “utterly joyless”.

I do agree with you that both DC and Marvel are pretty homogenous concerning the tone of their published stuff, but was there ever a time when they weren’t?

Jazzbo: Once again, I disagree about modern Captain Marvel being “gritty”. With that out of the way; No, I have no problem picturing a new reader trying out a new comic book, liking it and then going on tumblr or some blog to talk or read about it and then feeling stupid for doing so since everyone is railing against how “joyless” said comic book and gushing over how everything way WAY better back in them good old days. It’s such an omnipresent attitude, and I think it’s one of the bigger and stronger fingers on the hands that are slowly suffocating mainstream comics.

First Storm’s Mohawk and now Lex’ Armor; why are you wrong about everything?

I agree with AlanWilder, this is the best event comic opener since Blackest Night, which was one of the best. I do prefer Infinty because Hickman is writing Morrison’s JLA in an age when such things are not considered palpable.

I also agree with him on Captain Shazam; If you think that was joyless you have no heart.

There were a lot of DC books in the reboot that were in fact different, I, Vampire, Demon Knights, GI Combat.. Nobody bought them. DC’s editorial fuck-up’s aside, they are just reacting to market pressures.

Whoa whoa whoa. Greg, do you not like Storm’s mohawk???? Storm’s punk look was and is my all-time favourite Storm character. She was utterly badass for the longest time, fighting Cyclops with no powers, etc. I applaud the return of the mohawk, not out of nostalgia, but because mohawks are and always will be awesome.

Greg, can you really not function in a somewhat professional capacity by reviewing the book without dropping f-bombs? Do you not see that your writing is more effective when you take the time to actually think of real, descriptive vocabulary to include.

I thought it was fairly average, somewhat slow and pnderous, for a first issue. I didn’t understand the point of delaying the reveal of Ultra Man etc with blurry and shadowy figures, as well as off-panel references when they’ve already been revealed in last weeks Justice League comic. We already know who they are, it was wasteful IMO.

I thought the Lex Luthor scene and the cat memory was kinda dumb as well. It makes him look like a carbon copy of the Simpson’s Mr Burns. If he’s not wearing a vest made from real gorilla chest, and grizzly bear underwear, in issue 2 or I will be thoroughly disappointed.

Can’t wait to buy this in the used book store in a few weeks…for $1.99 or less.

The internet was invented so than fanboys could nitpick funny books like this.

Erik: Very cool. Thanks for the link!

FuryOfFirestorm: Well, it’s still ugly. I thought it appeared in Super Friends, but I guess not. My point is, Geoff Johns wants every comic to be exactly as it was during his adolescence, except with more blood and guts.

penguintruth: I’m not sure if there’s really a lot of nitpicking in this. I don’t correct anyone’s grammar or go on and on about arcane details that the creators get wrong. Hell, as was pointed out, I can’t even nitpick right with regard to Lex’s armor! I don’t think criticizing the legibility of a comic is nitpicking. I mean, I still don’t know what the third screen that Lex sees actually is. Robert offers a possible interpretation, but I’m not sure if he’s right. Do you know? Maybe you don’t care, but it’s still sloppy. And I’m not sure how pointing out that Amanda Waller is white in this comic is nitpicking. If Superman were colored brown, you can bet everyone would have their boxers in a bunch over it. That is a colossal blunder by the colorist and any editors who happened to look at this before it was printed, if indeed any editors looked at it. If the creators want to be completely unprofessional about making sure this is the best product they can put out, then they deserved to be called out. My opinions about the quality of the issue are just that – opinions. But when the creators can’t make their comic clear enough for me to read, that’s their fault.

Travis: I’m sure you’ve been waiting a while to use that line! :)

Alan: Fair enough about Shazam – I didn’t read it, so I’m going by images I’ve seen on-line, commentary about the plot, and the image DC uses in the house ad, which shows Angry Cap Being Angry. But if you say it wasn’t as I think, that’s cool.

I do think the tone of DC is more homogeneous than it has been. There used to be room for some more light-hearted – not necessarily goofy, but light-hearted – stuff, and that doesn’t seem to be the case any more. Marvel has gotten much better over the past few years, but the closest DC comes to it is The Flash, and I’m reading that in trade, so I don’t know if it’s kept that. I love grim-n-gritty as much as the next guy – I cut my teeth on comics in the aftermath of Robin’s death, and loved those issues – but I just wish for a broader tone. Oh well.

Mudassir: None of those books you mention had a different tone than the rest of the line. I applaud DC for trying a lot of different kinds of books and characters, and I think All Star Western is probably the best book of the DCnU. But it’s still very dark, as were all those other books. As I noted when I reviewed the first print issue of Batman ’66, there’s absolutely no reason that Parker couldn’t tweak that just slightly so that it takes place in the “real” Batman Universe and DC could publish it as a regular Batman book. But because of the tone, it doesn’t “fit” with Angry Batman, so it’s set in an “alternate” reality.

matthew: I loved Storm’s Mohawk when it originally appeared. I don’t like the fact that it’s back, because it’s shameless pandering to those people who loved it the first time, and it’s a perfect symbol of character regression rather than character growth.

David: I curse a lot when comics make me angry. I haven’t crunched any numbers, but I would imagine that a good three-quarters of my writing here doesn’t have any cursing. But yes, I do use “fuck” a lot when reading mediocre comics.

Frankandbeans: I’d buy that comic in a heartbeat.

Michael: I’m not sure you know what the word “funny” means.

Greg, you are right the fuck on about the return of Storm’s mohawk. It’s fanwank.

David Finch really is not my cup of tea. I mean, on an intellectual level, I do recognize that he is a pretty decent artist. But, emotionally, his work does very little for me. His style just seems to embody some of the worst excesses of early 1990s “hot” superhero artwork, i.e. excessive crosshatching & over-rendering, a ridiculously insane amount of detail, anorexic women who look like strippers or porn stars, an overreliance on big, dynamic moments rather than solid storytelling. I mean, I guess that there is a time & place for someone like Finch on a particular type of story. So he’s probably well suited to a big event miniseries like Forever Evil. But, yeah, I don’t think I’d want to follow an ongoing series drawn by him.

Or, let me put it this way: if I had the opportunity to get a commission drawing by either Al Milgrom or by David Finch, I would go with Milgrom in a heartbeat! Milgrom may not be flashy or dynamic, but he is a solid artist with good storytelling abilities.

Okay, Greg, fair enough. That’s a totally fair assessment. Though, my passivity regarding the mohawk is probably more to do with my love of the mohawk than my nostalgia for Storm.

We went over this in a previous post of Greg’s, but I disagree with him on Storm’s mohawk. It;s pretty darn common for people to change their hairstyles just because they feel like changing their hairstyles. And just because there was an in story reason for this hairstyle the first time doesn’t mean there needs to be the second time. That’s the type of stuff that leads to origin issues of Hal Jordan’s flight jacket and Barry Allen’s bow tie.

AlanWilder – I haven’t read anything with the new Captain Marvel, I was just using him as an example because Greg did, so I can admit I might be totally wrong about his current portrayal. And I also admit I was snarkier than need be in my initial reply. But I think there is a laundry list of things that are the cause of continually shrinking readership of mainstream comics, and in my opinion young readers finding out that old readers don’t like the same stuff they do doesn’t even come close to the top of the list. Regularly alienating female and minority fans, admitting that they don’t even try to appeal to kids anymore, charging 3 or 4 bucks for a 10 minute read, having a product that is only available through specialty stores that most people won’t go to because of the stigma attached to it – all those things and others are way higher on the list of problems in my opinion. But that’s all it is, my opinion.

Once again, I apologize for my initial snarkiness. In re-reading it it was nastier than I intended, and I’ve always enjoyed that the discussions on this blog are for the most part civil. Just because I disagree with you doesn’t mean I need to be a dick. My bad.

I recently reread Day of Judgment, and I wonder what the hell happened to Johns. In that story, he kept a lot of different characters in different locations with different stories moving smoothly. Plus, he seems to respect all of the characters he’s working with without going overboard with the fanboy wankery that he has shown since then.

Honestly, I had a hard time believing this was the same author who had Hal falling apart as Spectre in JSA.

OK, it’s a bit of a long way around, but it seems like Johns has actually gotten worse at event storytelling with just picking and choosing his pet characters and not really worrying about the flow of the story.

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