Brad Curran’s Broken News
Broken News: Jeph Loeb Totally Glad Everyone Is Mad At James Robinson And Not Him
- by Brad Curran
- Sunday, September 20th, 2009 at 2:27 PM EST
(Disclaimer: This is satire. Or parody. Some sort of comedic, protected speech that no one can sue me, Brian, or Jonah over. Trust me. It's also 100% a figment of my imagination. So, hopefully, I'll only face scorn from the comments section over not being "funny" or "coherent" or "not worthy of existing", or whatever [...]
Breaking Broken News: Open Letter To The Internet Re: That James Robinson Comic
- by Brad Curran
- Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 at 4:04 PM EST
Dear Comic Book Bloggers,
I get it. The first issue of James Robinson's Justice League comic is bad. Really, really bad. Terrible. Risible. Like a Frankenstein's monster of all the hacky cliches everyone hates about modern superhero comics (or it's an average DC comic, if you're T.). It is the worst thing in the history of [...]
Broken News Returns!
- by Brad Curran
- Sunday, October 5th, 2008 at 5:35 PM EST
Whether you like it or not! Because no one demanded it! Fake news with comics book creators!
DC reveals the complete demographics on the people still buying Countdown (Parody)
- by Brad Curran
- Saturday, November 3rd, 2007 at 5:14 PM EST
It's-- pretty much exactly who you'd expect. With some exceptions. So, it's still worth reading possibly. Definitely maybe!
Even More Broken News: Self Publishers Sell Out, Too
- by Brad Curran
- Monday, September 24th, 2007 at 4:15 PM EST
Following on the heels of this Earth-Shattering, if not particularly well proof read, announcement, word has just come in to CBSG's crack staff of investigative reporters (i.e., a group of trained monkeys and Greg Burgas's children) that all of comicdom's most prominent self publishers have decided they want to chase that dollar dollar bill, y'all, [...]
Broken News: Indie Publishers Sell Out. All of them.
- by Brad Curran
- Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 at 1:12 PM EST
Integrity in Comics Industry dead at 35 after a long illness; mourners asked to burn X-Men comics in lieu of sending flowers
Grant Morrison Chastized by Grant Morrison Fans for not recognizing the genius of Grant Morrison
- by Brad Curran
- Friday, July 13th, 2007 at 6:38 PM EST
Whenever a new work written by Grant Morrison is released, there are usually two very extreme reactions to it; either it's a staggering work of kinetic genius, or it's a bunch of incomprehensible, pretentious gobbledygook. So, a critic taking the second opinion isn't usually such an Earth shattering thing (unless he's Greg Burgas or something [...]
Breaking News: DC and Marvel Admit Last Three Years of Publishing "the Most Elaborate Practical Joke in the History of Comics", According to Joe Quesada
- by Brad Curran
- Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 at 8:32 PM EST
"Everybody laugh at the funny joke!" adds Dan Didio





