Brad Curran’s Broken News

Broken News: Jeph Loeb Totally Glad Everyone Is Mad At James Robinson And Not Him

by Brad Curran
Sunday, September 20th, 2009 at 2:27 PM EST

(Disclaimer: This is satire. Or parody. Some sort of comedic, protected speech that no one can sue me, Brian, or Jonah over. Trust me. It's also 100% a figment of my imagination. So, hopefully, I'll only face scorn from the comments section over not being "funny" or "coherent" or "not worthy of existing", or whatever [...]

Breaking Broken News: Open Letter To The Internet Re: That James Robinson Comic

by Brad Curran
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 at 4:04 PM EST

Dear Comic Book Bloggers,
I get it. The first issue of James Robinson's Justice League comic is bad. Really, really bad. Terrible. Risible. Like a Frankenstein's monster of all the hacky cliches everyone hates about modern superhero comics (or it's an average DC comic, if you're T.). It is the worst thing in the history of [...]

Broken News Returns!

by Brad Curran
Sunday, October 5th, 2008 at 5:35 PM EST

Whether you like it or not! Because no one demanded it! Fake news with comics book creators!

DC reveals the complete demographics on the people still buying Countdown (Parody)

by Brad Curran
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007 at 5:14 PM EST

It's-- pretty much exactly who you'd expect. With some exceptions. So, it's still worth reading possibly. Definitely maybe!

Even More Broken News: Self Publishers Sell Out, Too

by Brad Curran
Monday, September 24th, 2007 at 4:15 PM EST

Following on the heels of this Earth-Shattering, if not particularly well proof read, announcement, word has just come in to CBSG's crack staff of investigative reporters (i.e., a group of trained monkeys and Greg Burgas's children) that all of comicdom's most prominent self publishers have decided they want to chase that dollar dollar bill, y'all, [...]

Broken News: Indie Publishers Sell Out. All of them.

by Brad Curran
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 at 1:12 PM EST

Integrity in Comics Industry dead at 35 after a long illness; mourners asked to burn X-Men comics in lieu of sending flowers

Grant Morrison Chastized by Grant Morrison Fans for not recognizing the genius of Grant Morrison

by Brad Curran
Friday, July 13th, 2007 at 6:38 PM EST

Whenever a new work written by Grant Morrison is released, there are usually two very extreme reactions to it; either it's a staggering work of kinetic genius, or it's a bunch of incomprehensible, pretentious gobbledygook. So, a critic taking the second opinion isn't usually such an Earth shattering thing (unless he's Greg Burgas or something [...]